Disclaimer: I do not own Dmc3. I am not affiliated with all of CapCom's things so don't bother me. This is about MarySue's…I love them and I hate them. And don't be so offensive about this piece of fluff I am writing about!
This fanfiction is so OLD!!!!! I wrote this when I was a friggin teen!!! I had never thought I rewrite again…and I most certainly will.
It's a parody and enjoy….oh yeah and I borrow a chunk of the scenes from a trigun fanfiction….it was by the username zula. I'm sorry but I thought the trigun fanfic was funny….well at least the knives part was.
Oh yeah and you have to know the entire dmc 1,2,3,4 storyline and cutscenes to understand my complicated piece of art…um crap.
What is a mary sue? (my definition): an over exaggerated fake b*tch who doesn't deserve to live and needs to be thrown into the pit of death where she will suffer for the rest of her short life.
Introduction…..please bear with it…….Or go to the section that says END OF INTRO and proceed with the real story:
The story takes place after Devil May Cry 3.
Right after Vergil had jumped, or rather should we say…fall off into the demon world with his coat tail spread out like a fan. (He looked kind of funny falling down like that) We all hoped that he will come back someday in Devil May Cry 4……but no….only his sword YAMATO, was like the only part of Vergil that actually came back!!! Maybe Nero's arm is a part of Vergil too? There are so many theories about that. But I don't really know *shrugs and sighs* whom am I to judge and know.
So thus, our poor Dante was left to his lonesome in this little BIG world.
No mother, no daddy, no Vergil, and definitely…… no sister…he does not have a sister and never will. (and Nero doesn't count as a family member, despite the white hair and blue eyes lol)
Dante has practically nothing except his own hide and a bunch of demonic weapons that aren't too animated at the moment, but they do talk! *oh and his amulet too…heh heh I almost forgot to write that*
That is so sad! No family no friends…crikey I can't help but wipe a few tears. Excuse me while I grab a tissue. Okay hold on while I wipe the key board also.
(ten minutes later)
I am still not done wiping the keyboard.
(three days later)
I died….LOL just kidding….I made you mad didn't I? I just ramble on and on.
The author is trying to fill this story with all the sad and tragic crap that he/she can think of but it's not working. Many people felt disappointed that Vergil fell down into the demon world. Fangirls thought they will never see their true love again. Fan boys often anticipated on checking up the next dmc game to see if he comes back. While many dmc fans are dying…there is nothing to bring Dmc to its hype anymore. Awesome fanfiction authors gave up their untold stories…and crappy authors like ME here try to write an awesome story and yet have no luck. Dmc3 is like the rest….a dying game.
Anyway…as the author of this very special story…I will make Vergil live again!!!! Yay!!! I will rewrite the ending of Devil May Cry 3 and ruin the plot!!! Oh come on! Everyone in fanfiction land ruined the story all the time…they fill it with their marysue's and original characters. Well prepare to meet characters that are not mine but I made them because I was bored.
END OF INTRO
To make a long scene short…Dante saves Vergil in mission 20……..
Dante saves Vergil from his fall and Vergil becomes unconscious because the author wanted him to.
Dante returns with Vergil and meets Lady blah blah…shoot demon…blah blah…they rebuild the shop and hunt demons together for about two weeks. Vergil is still unconscious and in bed because he still hasn't heal from his wounds yet and also because the author does not feel like letting him get up. Dante and Lady eat pizza and hang up demon souvenirs in the Devil May Cry shop.
"He's been like this for weeks now. Are you sure he's not in a coma?" Lady asked.
"No…why? Do you like him?" Dante smirked. She frowned at him. "I told you already that I'm sick of your remarks. Just because I asked you a question about your brother does not imply that I like him." "Chill out babe, you know I was just joking." He chewed down a slice of pizza. "I'm not a babe either." She pouted.
Dante just smiled. "Okay whatever…I'm going to buy more pizza and tomato juice…you stay here and watch over Vergil. And perhaps you can clean out my bathroom too. Don't let me catch you two together." He ran off before Lady could shoot him.
"Who the hell made you think that! You stupid idiot.!" She instantly replied with venom and acid in her voice.
"I love you too Lady. Good bye!!" Dante shut the door behind him.
He liked to get her so angry. She had fire. He continued his way down the alley when Lady appeared out of the shop and yelled, "Don't forget to buy some handsoap!"
Dante waved back and walked on.
Lady rubbed her temples and sat down to clean and reload her guns. She was prepared to shoot him when he returns………………………….
Meanwhile…in another dimension…..or should I say….the Mary Sue realm.
Raynee was a hot and gorgeous 18 year old girl who finished college with a Phd. in cosmetology. She was a high school graduate at age 14 and was very smart. So now she's some overrated hyperactive super model. Her hair was wavy and long. It was the reddest red and her eyes were the purpliest violet you will ever see. (is purpliest even a word? Didn't think so)
She wears a pink tank top and a plaid miniskirt. Black high-heel boots and white thigh-high garters. *what a whore…I mean an angel!* She was so smart and so perfect that half of the female species hate her. Wherever she goes…all the boys and men stared…while their pregnant wivesand girlfriends all envy and want murder her on the spot. Raynee could not help it that she was born so perfect. So Raynee is one of your average Mary Sue girls, who ended up getting zapped into a portal which led to the Dmc world. How did this happen? It just did right about now…….
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…..I'M BEING ZAPPED INTO THE DMC WORLD OH MY GOD I'M GONNA DIE, I'M GONNA DIE, SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!!" Raynee screamed. The portal thing was swirly and she felt like vomiting. But she didn't vomit because one, she was too perfect and all Mary Sue's should not vomit. And two, she wanted to see Dante who is her absolute favorite game character and she loved him so much.
Raynee landed on her butt but it didn't hurt because someone had broken her fall. She looked down to find a white haired Dante beneath her. He had grocery bags on neither side of his hands. Furthermore she was sitting on top of him. "Oh I'm so sorry!" Raynee moved to the side and straighten his coat.
"Watch where you're going you stupid---" Dante was in a loss for words as his eyes stared at what seems to be the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. Sure Lady was cute and his dear old dead mother was beautiful, but the red-haired girl that fell into his unsuspecting lap…..well…she was so much more. Like a drug or hypnosis, he was drawn to her instantly and he couldn't help it.
"Oh my god who are you?" Dante blurted out.
She giggled and held out her hand. "Hi Dante…nice to meet you."
"Wow she knows my name!!" he beamed happily. His heart skipped three beats and there were butterflies in his stomach. No woman had ever made him felt this way before. He was falling in love and he didn't know why. He felt as if he wanted to spend the rest of his life with this girl. He had to have her...as his girlfriend…no…he must make her his wife!! Yes that was the right word, wife!!!
"Um where is your shop?" the hot girl asked.
"Just a couple of blocks down the street." Dante replied dreamily.
"I like your coat. Do you work out?"
"For you I would lift weights every day." He said without thinking. Her giggled sounded cute to his ears as they walk down the streets.
Meanwhile…..
"This is the last time I'm cleaning this bathroom!" Lady scrubbed the sink with a sponge. She swore that Dante was such a slob that without her, he wouldn't even be able to clean this bathroom ever. At first the bathroom smelled like him and crap, but now it was spotless and squeaky clean. Lady pulled off the yellow rubber gloves and rested on the couch. She was exhausted from the day's work. A knock at the door brought her to relief that Dante was home with the hand soap. To her surprise she heard that he was not alone. The door opened.
"Here's my shop…it's not much and I hope you won't be disgusted by the decorations." Dante held the door for Raynee. He was planning to tidy up the whole place to please her.
Lady took one look at the girl and was suddenly BLINDEDby the shininess that only Mary Sues can only have on people. It was strange for Dante to suddenly pick up women. Lady remembered, he had bad luck with women so why is this girl hanging with him. "Who is she Dante?" Lady scowled at him. "Hey what's up Lady? Here, could you put these groceries away please?" Dante practically threw the bags into her arms without knowing that she asked a question.
Lady squinted at the girl and studied her for a moment.
Long wavy lustrous auburn red hair, violet eyes, and creamy white skin.
Lady cringes as she stared at the girl's way bouncy chest. She instantly felt sick. The truth was that this red hair girl was no prostitute…or street woman. Lady knew she had to be a MarySue. When the Mary Sue smiled politely at Lady. Lady was blinded by the girl's perfect white smile and hot pink tank top. Yep definitely a Mary Sue.
Without another hesitation; Lady dropped the groceries and walk towards Dante.
His eyes were practically glued onto the girl's…er…bouncy chest.
"Could we talk in private please?" Lady said through gritted teetch.
"Sorry not now I have a guest---" he said not paying attention.
"Dante in the bathroom, now!" Lady commanded. Dante didn't notice that Lady had dragged him into the bathroom. His eyes were glued to Raynee's rather bright hot pink tank top.
"Excuse us for a while miss." Lady said to the girl.
"Sure." Raynee replied sweetly and waved back.
Lady shut the bathroom door behind her and prepared to confront the half-devil.
"Easy Lady you both can share me. I'm not picky." He winked devilishly at her. "I didn't realize you would be jealous."
Lady groaned. "Cut the crap, now do you even realize who she is?" she glared at him.
"Well I would have until you interrupted our conversation." Dante replied.
Lady knew something was wrong. He was too lovey dovey. This wasn't the cocky and brash devil hunter she knew a moment ago. For some reason Lady knew she had to set things right. "Hey this bathroom's very clean." Dante commented.
Meanwhile…upstairs….
Raynee stopped at the staircase that leads to the second floor of the Devil May Cry shop. She wanted to see what Dante's bed looked like. So she bounced upstairs and came to a door on her left. A groan inside stopped her. Wondering who it was…Raynee prepared to open the door. Her hand took a hold of the doorknob…….
Inside the bedroom….
He didn't know how long he had been sleeping but right now he wanted to get out of bed. His mind replayed memories of failing to reach the demon world. Damn he wanted blood to be spilled…especially Dante's. Vergil knew he was fully healed but he couldn't get the strength to get off the bed. Vergil groaned as a growl came from his tummy. (aww)
The poor blue devil was hungry. How he hated these human urges. Devils never eat! He wanted to gain Sparda's power and maim everything. He wanted the world to tremble and fear his name! But now…he was just so tired. Vergil was aware that he wasn't wearing anything except boxers and a t-shirt. (Bare feet too!) Dante will pay for making him wear such things. It was beneath him to wear his peon brother's undergarments. But at least they're clean. Yamato, his most precious item, rested nearby on the side table. Vergil was glad his idiot brother didn't try to hide it from him.
*Damn it, I must get out of here as soon as possible and reopen the gate to the demon world.* Vergil thought.
He heard someone at the door. The doorknob shifted but it did not open. His devil senses told him it was a female…possibly a painted whore…just like every human filth. To Vergil's annoyance the door busted open and in came a woman who he had never seen before. His tired and icy blue eyes suddenly widened in shock. He was possessed by her and lost forever.
She was amazingly beautiful!!!
Her hair was long and red (with black and gold streaks..ha ha) and her eyes were a deep violet. Lips full and pouty, a bouncy chest, hips and legs!!!
She stunned him like no woman did.
In fact he couldn't remember if he was even interested in women. Raynee walked towards him with a bounce in each step. She came to his side. Vergil couldn't remove her from his sight. Her milky white skin came into contrast with her rare colored hair. He was still lying underneath the covers like a sick little boy. Vergil watched her soft white creamy perfectly manicured hand reached toward his face. Raynee slapped him. A big SMACKright across that hot smexy face.
"How could you Vergil! Don't you ever change! Look at you…you're so mean…why are you always thinking about yourself. You are so selfish!!!" she scolds him. Vergil blushed even though he didn't know what she meant. (He actually blushed)
"What did humans ever do to you besides Arkham who tricked you? I know I love you…but you can't change!! How could you even try? How dare you even think of jumping over that ledge in Mission 20? Did you ever think of me at all? You made Dante sad!" her innocent voice made him felt guilt…wait a minute….he actually felt guilty.
"I wished you never came back!! How could Dante saved you? You don't deserve to live you ungrateful hot blue devil!!! I wish it was me who pushed you over the ledge until you die! Can't you see how much I hurt?"
Raynee turned away and cried. She cried so pretty that it almost broke Vergil's heart…if he even has one.
Vergil flinched at this and immediatly sprung up to her side. "I'm so sorry my dear Raynee! I'll never make you sad again! I will stop beating the inferior ceatures, I'll stop hurting Dante, and slicing 6 feet bunnies! (from the manga Dante code 1)
I promise I will never backstab anyone ever again!! I love you so much! Don't leave me!!" He hugged her. Vergil was almost teary…and he forgot that he had never even met her in this life or in the next…but it didn't matter right now. "I will stop searching for power and I will make it up to you by proposing to you as my wife. I promise you that much. Please forgive me." He completely forgot all about his evil self.
Raynee hugged Vergil, "I know Vergie-poo…I love you too, regardless of the fact that you're a game character and I'm just a Mary Sue which I am most certainly not because I'm perfect. Even though we're both very different our love has no boundaries!! We shall always be together forever!" They kept holding each other until Dante burst into the door with blubbery eyes. Poor Dante had been eavesdropping and heard everything.
"No!!! I saw her first! You can't have her Vergil!! She is mine!!" He protested. Dante got to his knees. "I love you the most!! Why do you have to pick my evil twin brother over me!!! Nothing good will ever come out of him. He's never worked a day in his life…except chop people up into confetti and prances around in a fat girly blue coat…which I'm sure doesn't count for anything. And he's boring too!! He could stay up on a tower and stand all day. Sure he may be handsome but baby if I swept my hair back…I'll be just as good looking too. And besides, even if you get close to him…Vergil will just kill you like what he did to Arkham!!" Dante crawled down and hugged her legs. "Just because I don't know your name and Vergil does…it doesn't mean that we're not meant for each other….Hey how's this for a start…Hi my name is Dante! What's yours and will you date me!!"
Raynee let go of Vergil and ran into Dante's arms. "Oh Dante let's go to your room and…and …kiss!" She was going to kiss him on the when all of a sudden; a gunshot was heard in the room. "I've finally found you!" A new voice entered the room.
Dante and Vergil turned around to see another white-haired punk. He got a sling around his right arm.
Dante smirked realizing who it was.
"Nero what the hell are you doing here?"
Dante was aware of this new hero boy for Devil May Cry 4, but had never really actually met the kid.
Nero stared hard at them. "Isn't it obvious I'm here to kill you old geezers."
"Old geezers?" Dante and Vergil stared at each other.
"But we're like only nineteen. Go back to Devil May Cry 4." Dante shot back.
"Like hell I will." Nero replied.
"Oh my gosh Nero you're so cute!!!" Raynee squealed. She tried to move towards Nero but a jealous Dante held her immobilized.
"Hey newbie you suck!" Dante stuck out his tongue. The twins were about to face the unwanted novice intruder when……
Suddenly something crashed from the ceiling. The trio and the Mary Sue stared up to see who it was.
"Father?" said Vergil
"Pops?" said Dante
"Who the hell are you?" said Nero *obviously Nero never knew what Sparda looked like in a purple suit*
The three white haired men all gasped as the purple dark knight stood brightly on top of the bed.
"Raynee shall be my next wife and your new stepmother." Sparda announced.
"Eww…but you're so old." Raynee said hiding behind Dante.
Sparda flashed a smile and winked the blue eye behind his monocle.
"Aww…Sparda you're so handsome!!!" Raynee ran towards the legendary dark knight.
The two twins cried out. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Am I missing something here? What is going on?" Nero pondered out loud.
But no one answered him.
To be continued……………
I rewrote this chapter a little bit.
I'm sorry if I'm dull and too cheesy but I can't help myself.
I hate Raynee