Another one written by Wiccat. Posted with permission.
Neither she nor I own Fullmetal Alchemist.
Ed ran as fast as he could. He knew the homunculus known as Envy was right behind him. Damnit damnit damnit! How stupid of him to get caught by surprise like that! He shuddered, remembering the near heart attack he suffered as the shape shifter appeared out of nowhere. And that look... the look that he had given Ed... so intense, so burning...
The train of thought made Ed's heart skip a beat, a fatal mistake. He faltered, and felt a flying foot on his back helping him to the ground. The heavy weight of another body pinned him down, and his eyes flew open in panic.
As Envy grinned triumphantly at him, he felt the inhuman hands travel down his body. Down... down... down... and further down...
In one swift motion, Envy ripped off both of Ed's boots.
"I knew it! You DON'T wear a sock on your metal foot!"
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