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DEW Challenge: Nudity - character or characters of your choice. Sam is feeling more than a little objectified. 100 word drabble.

Written for the 'Drabbles Every Weekend' challenge at SPN BigPretzel on LiveJournal. You should come visit, it's good to have a break!

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It's 11:30

"I don't see why I have to be naked," complained Sam, his teeth chattering while going through the ritual's motions.

"We're trying to appease a wood nymph," explained Dean, as if talking to a child. "So it's gotta be someone into all that nature crap. Besides, it's not that bad."

"You're not all oiled up, dancing bare-assed around a tree," spat Sam. "It's humiliating."

"Here, this'll help," said Dean, passing a can of drink.

"Diet Coke? How's that help?"

"Marcie in the office block over there said she'd give me fifty bucks if you pose with it for a picture."

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