THIS IS A CRACK FIC BEWARE!۞_۞
Authors note: I do not own all of the characters in this stories they belong to there rightful owners & them only.
Winry's POV:
I hate this firkin cat. That cat craped all over the hall…stupid ass cat, well any way ed & I disagreed on keeping the cat anyway but it's sooooooooooo firkin STUPID, it's just like the horse in Family Guy I mean like everything it dose it either looks like it's having a secure or just spazing out. The little messed up piece of shit that al calls kawaii; No it's not as I said it looks dumb it looks like a car ran over it and the doctors tried to put it back together, with its matted up in clumps grey fur, and half rat tail, & multicolored eyes… GOD its ugly.
Any way living with ed & al is pretty fine it's exciting & tiring. Like one day ed came out of no were while I was taking a bath like in one of those baths that you would see in anime; so ed comes out of no ware & rubbed under my boobs really fast. It was the strangest experience I have had with ed in the bathroom & I even told Riza about it, & she just stared at me for a really long time & then called Roy, I guess that's how everybody thought ed was kind of a perv… but Alfonse isn't so bad he's a little better than Edward I mean like al is strange if you leave him alone with ling or just by himself… hes like the cuter younger brother that has a lot of shit going on. But hes very kind, he's happy to have his human body back but he abuses it in so many ways… like he stubs his toe on the door on purpose & not to mention is but when hes left alone he kind of gets high & is naked too, to me that's wired but to ed its fine since they both walk around in the nude, even when I am here, like one time ed made pancakes naked & sat right next to me naked, & ate the pancakes next to me NAKED… once ed got the door in the nude when we order pizza I really don't think that pizza place will ever deliver to us again. It seams like any body would love to have a hot blond dude who has 6 pack abs or what ever, with his hair flowing in the wind, in the nude walking around your house… well not me I've known ed all my life & I hate it...