A Touch of Gulliver

by jahmat

Wilson's got a big problem and House is there to help him, as usual. 100 word dialogue only drabble written for a Camp Sick!Wilson writer's challenge. Disclaimer: Don't own them, but "If wishes were horses"...they'd be mine.

There's something big bothering Wilson and House.

Here there be nudity! As usual, it seems, from me!

PG, established relationship.

If I owned them, we'd be snuggling in my Camp Sick!Wilson bunk! Checking around...damn, guess I don't own 'em. : (

My word for this challenge was "brobdingnagian" Oy, vey!

"It's brobdingnagian!"

"It is not!"

"Come on, Wilson! I've never seen one that big before!"

"I find that hard to believe! You've been a doctor for 30 years and you've never seen one that big?"

"Honestly, Wilson, in all my years of clinic duty that is the largest one I've ever seen! We should contact the Guinness people. You'd be in the 2013 edition for sure!"

"You have got to be the most disgusting person I've ever met! Just get at it!"

"Okay, okay, I found a needle! Tell me again, how'd you get a blister that big on your ass?"