WELCOME TO…
"WHEN THE NARUTO CREW GO TO A FAIRY KINGDOM!"
LMAOOO!
I was like laughing myself while writing this!
Yeh meh it actually isn't that funny.
It's my own psychotic tendencies to be a complete douche bag. C:
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"I'm a fairy! Flying High! Not a care in the world! WOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOO. I am flying so very high. I'm touching the sky. My hearts a flutter When I tried these new chips COATED WITH BUTTTERRRRR! OOOHHH!!! How wonderful life is! When I am flying high So very high when I can touch the SKYYY!!" sang Deidara in his sleep.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP DEIDARA!!" Roared Hidan throwing a book at him.
Deidara got startled and woke up.
"A MAN CAN DREAM CAN'T HE!" Deidara roared back.
"You don't have to act so GAY about it! You fucking poof," Hidan replied.
"But Imagine Hidan! Living in a fairy kingdom! yeah!" said Deidara folding his hands and placing them on his heart, his eyes sparkling with happiness.
"Ha ,Ha, Ha!! I swear you are sooooooo gay!" Said Hidan leaving the room.
"Hmph! Hidan never listens to me! Just imagine living in a fairy kingdom! Yeah!"
Deidara left the room, walking like a gay men, miss prissy style, with back straight a straight left arm and a left hand that was bent horizontally. [Think legally blonde when she's walking the dog yeah?
Deidara walked into the kitchen of the Akatsuki lair.
"Itachi!" he shrieked girly-ly.
"What?" Itachi replied in the same girly tone.
"Hidan is like so being mean! yeah. He thinks dreaming of being in a fairy kingdom is like so like gay like yeah like yeah!"
"Oh my god Like Hell No! He is like so gay Like yeah!"
While Itachi and Deidara had their little…er…gay man conversation Somewhere over on the other side of Konoha some teenage boys and girls were having conversations of there own!
"I wanna break up with you,"
"B-But Charles I-"
Er…Sorry wrong conversations.
"Sasuke this has been your smartest idea ever!" said Shikamaru laughing.
Sasuke kept typing sleazy pick up lines to his 'babe friend' on MSNOK. [MSNOKMULTI SOCIALIZING NETWORK OF KONOHA.
Emo-Child-Sasuke says: So babe what are you wearing? ;
Sexy-Slutty-Cherry-bomb says: Nothing babe ; How about you?
Emo-Child-Sasuke says: Well I am wearing boxers, a singlet and a jacket:D
"No you dick head! You're supposed to say 'nothing' too!" said Naruto punching Sasuke in the arm.
All the boys were at Sasuke's house tonight for a sleep over.
Meanwhile at Sakura's house…
"Oh my god Sakura! These boys are so clueless! Man what a good idea! And you even disguised your MSNOK name to like a stripper! HAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Ino in stitches.
"I know! They are so hooked!" giggled Hinata.
Sakura laughed while picking up a hand full of red lollies out of a big white bowl.
Sexy-Slutty-Cherry-Bomb says: A Jacket aye? I might have to rip that off you. ;
"Oh my god dude! You are so in!" said Neji jumping up and down.
Emo-Child-Sasuke says: Oh really? ;
Sexy-Slutty-Cherry-Bomb says: Yes, I want to lick you ALL OVER!
"Fuck dude she's getting sexual! Take the offer!" said Shino snorting.
"Okay Okay Hang on!"
"HAHAHAHHA! Sakura You're a classic!" laughed Hinata.
"Who agrees this is the best sleep over ever!" said Ten Ten standing up and yelling.
"Me!"
"Oh I do!'
"Most definitely!"
Emo-Child-Sasuke says: Lick me eh? You'll have to catch me first! ;
Sexy-Slutty-Cherry-Bomb says: Oh Gosh. You're such a character!
"You fuck wit! You dick! You lost the sexual-ness! I hope your happy!" said Shikamaru annoyed.
Emo-Child-Sasuke says: So what do you want to do?
Sexy-Slutty-Cherry-Bomb says: What do you want to do babe? ;
"Oh shit! She's being sexual again! Hurry KEEP THE FLAME OF SEXUAL YOUTH BURNING!!" shouted out Lee.
Emo-Child-Sasuke says: Well, right about now, I want to PISS LIKE A RACEHORSE! Man That Pepsi went straight through me!
"Sakura he really is clueless!" Twitched Ino.
"And to think we used to like that!" added on Sakura.
"Oh the joys of moving on and being 15!"
Sexy-Slutty-Cherry-Bomb says: Oh babe you're so sexy you make me wanna scream!
Emo-Child-Sasuke says: I make a lot of people scream. It's my tendency to pick my nose then eat it, but hey I guess you can't help everything!
"Oh...My...God.." said Neji's mouth dropping open.
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO SEXUAL?!" shrieked Chouji.
Sexy-Slutty-Cherry-Bomb says: I guess you weren't the guy I thought you were. :'[
Emo-Child-Sasuke says: Oh Don't cry baby! Papa will make it all better! ;D
Sexy-Slutty-Cherry-Bomb says: Oh really! When can we meet!
"I can't believe he hasn't figured out it's us! We should so print it out and send copies around the school!" laughed Ino.
Emo-Child-Sasuke says: How about tonight?? At Konoha Park?
Sexy-Slutty-Cherry-Bomb says: Oh My God! That's sounds fantastic babe. I'll meet you there at 11:30pm! Where you're most sexiest clothes! We're getting down and dirty!
Sexy-Slutty-Cherry-Bomb has logged off.
Emo-Child-Sasuke has logged off.
"Oh My God Sakura! We need to get you ready! He'll know it's you! Did you think for one second about what you were going to wear?!" questioned Ino.
"Hmm, how about we all go, and we'll bring water bombs and water guns with us! And then spray them and taunt them! MWUHUHUHUHUHHHH!!" Laughed Hinata evilly.
Ino twitched slightly
Same with Ten Ten and Sakura.
"But no seriously that is a good idea!" said Ino calming down.
"Well we only like an hour! HURRYY LETS GOOO!!" said Sakura.
Meanwhile at the Akatsuki lair…
"And He was all Like Omg You're a fucking poof and I was like oh my god like yeah!"
"Oh my god, I would have like so like SLAPPED HIM like oh my god like!"
"I like know Itachi Like friggen HELL!" said Deidara in a bitchy high school girl tone.
"Why don't we like show him what we're made of! We'll get to fairy kingdom! And who'll be laughing when we can wear GOLD G-STRINGS!"
"OMG YEAH ITACHI!"
And they walked off happily holding hands.
At Sakura's House…
"Where is the shaving cream Sakura?" questioned Ino.
"Check my bathroom cabinet,"
"Sakura where is the honey?" asked Hinata
"Check the kitchen,"
"Sakura where is the custard?"
"Check the fridge Ten Ten,"
"I can't wait to see there faces when we show up!"
"That's right! Hinata bring the camera!"
Hinata walked over to Sakura's desk and picked up the camera.
"Is it charged?" said Sakura tying a balloon up.
"Yes," she replied.
They had about three hundred balloons all filled with random stuff. Some with Honey, Shaving Cream, Water, Custard and Mud. They also had a water gun only filled with water though.
"Alright girls. Ready?" asked Sakura cocking the gun Charlies Angels style.
At Sasuke's……….
"Okay Sasuke! Where this!" said Shikamaru throwing him a leather stripper police out fit.
"Oh and try this!" said Neji throwing something behind the door.
"Dude why don't I just go in my underwear? It'll be easier to rip off?"
"How about," said Neji standing on Sasuke's bed.
"WE ALL GO IN OUR UNDERWEAR!" he continued compassionately.
"YES!" they all said in unison.
So all the boys stripped down to their underwear and left the house.
"Come On Sakura catch up!"
"Dude it's hard to walk in stilettos and fish nets!"
At the last minute they thought it'd be funny to just dress Sakura's legs up. So they made her were pink fishnets and black vinyl stiletto's. Oh they had a good plan.
The girls set up behind a large tree that hid them all and waited for the boys to come.
"Chouji Catch up!" said Sasuke running in his underwear.
Lee was running cupping his …erm…'man bits' with his hands.
They all ran out and stood in the middle of the green field.
"Where do you think she is?" asked Sasuke hugging himself to keep warm.
They all did the same.
"Hey what's that over there!" said Neji pointing to the tree the girls where hiding behind.
"It-it looks like a leg!" said Chouji.
Sakura placed one of her legs out of the edge of the tree, to, in Ino's words, 'seduce the fuck heads'.
"Man I can't believe you got me to do this!" Sakura whispered clutching of the branches so the boys wouldn't see the rest of her.
"You're the only one here with perfect legs!" remarked Hinata.
"Grr," mumbled Sakura.
"Dude maybe we should go closer," they said swaying to the movement of the leg.
"Yes, yes we should," said Sasuke enlaced in seductive glory.
As the boys walked closer Ino planned out the attack.
"Okay when on my count girls,"
"So pretty, and nice and sexy,"
"One,"
"I want to touch it!"
"Two"
"She smells like cherries!"
"Three!"
"YAAAATTTTTAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-SSPPPPLLLAAASSHHH!!-
-FLASHHH!-
"Take that! HAHAHAA!" said Ino throwing 2 water balloons at a time.
Hinata was snapping all these photo's on the camera then stopped taking them and disappeared.
"And that too!" said Ten Ten.
"And This!" said Sakura spraying them with the water gun.
"AND HOW ABOUT THIS!" said Hinata reappearing behind Sasuke and dumping a water balloon with honey on his head.
As the water -balloon-throwing and picture-taking saga continued.
Two gay men walked past the park, walking there little miniature sized dogs.
"Well I say they are having a lot of fun!"
"Yes, shall we join them!"
"Definitely,"
So these two mysterious men, one being a fish and one being a plant stripped off there clothing to only be in there white underwear.
The teenagers stopped and looked at the two men who were now throwing around a heap of custard and mud everywhere, then resumed to their fighting positions.
"OH EW IT'S IN MY EYE!" Complained Lee.
"I guess this is what they meant by 'Down and Dirty'!" said Sasuke guarding himself with his arms.
"Ha Ha! Man You guys got so sucked in!" said Ino throwing a water balloon at Shikamaru's face.
"Man No need to mess with our feelings!" said Neji holding his…er… 'man bits'.
Then, Sasuke nodded at Naruto and then Naruto Nodded at Chouji until they all nodded and agreed at something.
The girls stopped throwing the hundreds of water balloons they had.
The boys charged at the girls yelling stealing all the water balloons off them.
It was a slippery, sticky, gooey mess of a fight.
All battling for the balloons.
Ino bit Shikamaru's arm.
"AGHH!! You bitch!" wailed Shikamaru.
Sakura pulled Sasuke's hair.
"OH THE HAIR OH MY GOD THE HAIR!!"
Hinata dug her nails into Neji's arms.
"OW THE SKIN THE FUCKING SKIN!"
And Ten Ten Slapped Lee across the face.
"OW MY YOUTHFUL, YOUTHFUL FACE!"
"Oh what the heck!" said one of the gay men.
And then the two gay men made slippery, sticky, gooey, gay lesbian man sex.
While those…erm...lovely events were occurring some unknown people were lurking in the shadows.
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THAT'S IT FOR THE FIRST CHAPTER!
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