Hello I'm sick and hyper soo ...
Summary : Demyx is the oldest in the organisation ... and a pedo.
Pairing : Implied Zemyx
Warning : MAJOR OOC !!!!!! and fucked up Organisation ages
Disclaimr : I own nothing but the story If i did own Kingdom Hearts life would be great , Kairi would be dead AND THERE'D BE ORGANISATION ORGYS EVERY FRIDAY
"Hey Saix, how old are you?" Demyx asked curiously
"I'm 17, why?" he answered
"Holy Mansex, are you serious, you're younger than me!" Demyx exclaimed
"I guess I am" he smiled
"Do you know any of the other member's ages?" he asked
"Yeah I know them all" he smirked
"Okay how old is the Superior?"
"20"
"Fuck, now way I'm older than him" he screeched "What about Xigbar"
"17 too" he grinned knowing he was annoying the 21 year old no end
"What about Xaldin, Lexaus and Vexen?"
"Let's see, Lexaus is 19 Xaldin is 17 and Vexen is … 15" he said calmly
"Jesus on a crutch Vexen's 15 what about Luxord?" he demanded
"19"
"Marluxia, Larxene"
Marly's 16, Larxene's 15"
Demyx was about to faint "Axel?"
"14" he grinned
"Zexion?"
"11"
"Holy shit I'm a pedo!" Demyx yelled
"WHAT! What did you do to him" Saix asked
"Hey, he came on to me" he said nervously
"Yeah sure he did, I believe you" Saix said sarcastically
"Dam it; I'm the oldest in the organisation?"
"I guess so" he smiled
"Well screw you, I'm going to Atlantica" Demyx said and walked out
"Saix will you read me a story" Zexion said coming into the room, in pyjamas holding a Heartless plushie.
"Sure thing Zex" he smiled at how cute the youngest member was
"Where did Demy go?" he asked
"To an old folks home" Saix laughed
"Or maybe an metal home for pedos" he retorted walked back to is room with Saix following close behind
Hehe. I know I didnt put Roxas in the story but I only did that so Zexy could be the youngest. And me and Lil Boss think Zexion is only 16 or 17 and Demyx is in his early twenties soo HE IS A PEDO ANYWAY but Axel has a poetic licence to be one!