It has been a while since I last wrote a fanfic again :) I have had reviews to my earlier fanfics of my sloppy writing style and I am trying to be more careful in the future and re-read the chapters few more times before releasing them! :D So this story occurs after time-skip and after fishman-island so watch out for spoilers! :) There will be ZoSan but I think it will be only BL :D Remember that english is not my native language and One Piece belongs to great Eichiroo Oda-sama! :3 This story might be slightly Sanji centric again! XD Rated T for slight cursing and maybe because of some events in the later chapters ? :P

Sanji thinking

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"Hey Usopp, catch!" Zoro shouted and threw their idiotic captain out of the sea back to the deck. Their sniper didn't have time to react, however, so their captain ended up falling on top of him.

"Are you okay, Usopp?" Chopper worried and lent him a hand to help him up.

"Sorry about that!" Luffy laughed and coughed up some water.

"What did you think you were doing in the first place, you idiot?!" Nami preached and kicked their captain with her heel.

"I just saw this humongous dolphin and I wanted to ride it!" Luffy explained and tried to look as innocent as possible. Apparently it didn't work as he had planned,"I saw a picture of a man riding on dolphins back in one of Robin's books so I wanted to try it too! It looked like a lot of fun!"

"Really, you cause us trouble all the time!" Nami sighed,"Remember that this is the New World! We have enough work to stay cautions all the time and that doesn't include preventing our hammer-captain from jumping off the deck!"

"That's right! Do you know how much trouble you are causing to us?!" Brook joined the conversation.

"You are one to talk!" Nami and Usopp shouted back at the skeleton because everyone knew how all the hammers of Strawhats crew expect Nico Robin had the habbit of forgetting how they couldn't swim.

"It was already the third time during one day, Luffy! I won't save you again!" Zoro threatened and stood up. His clothes were dripping wet again but he didn't seem to mind it.

"Zoro! You will catch a cold like that!" Chopper noted,"You should chance your clothes to a dry ones!"

"Ah?" Zoro voiced out,"I have never been sick before so why would I catch a flu now?"

"You are monsters!" Chopper pointed out. He was feeling annoyed when a normal medical logic didn't work on most of the members on board. He saw how Luffy finally coughed up the rest of the sea-water and sighed deeply.

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Sanji started to chop vegetables for that days menu. He knew their captain would like to eat only meat but he, as their chef, knew it was important not to eat only meat. Luffy would probably complain again since the menu that day included only fish and vegetables but their captain just had to bear with it.

He wa about to inform everyone that the dinner was ready when he heard a splash of water.

"What's going on?" He wondered when he got out of the kitchen.

"Captain-san just made his new record I think?" Robin chuckled and turned to face Zoro.

"Don't look at me! I said I am not going to save him anymore!" Zoro reminded them,"Just let him be! Maybe he will learn his lesson for once..."

"You can't be serious, Zoro!" Chopper and Usopp cried out. They took a look at their captain who was trying to keep his head above the water surface.

Sanji removed his jacket and shoes and prepared to jump after their captain,"Well, if one shitty Marimo is too stubborn and too childish,then it leaves me no choice!"

"What was - - !" Zoro apparently tried to return the insult but Sanji couldn't hear the rest of the sentence when he disappeared underwater and the water blocked his ears.

The water felt really cold and it started to affect Sanji's muscles pretty quickly. Well, the coldness wasn't even nearly enough to prevent his movements but he wanted to get out of the water as soon as possible.

Now, where the hell are you, you shitty gomu-bastard?! Sanji cursed in his mind when he couldn't even see a glimpse of their captain. He felt really strong sea currents and it took a lot from him to not be taken away by them. Maybe Luffy got caught in the current? He realised he had no other options but to start looking for their captain who could be almost anywhere.

It took a lot of time before he saw a glimpse off a red cloth and he sprung there with his blue walk to reach him quickly before he would sink even deeper to the dark sea. His captain had a firm hold of his treasure even though he was unconcious.

He grabbed Luffy and tried to get back to the surface but the water felt ingredibly heavy and it was difficult to move even though he was using blue walk to get more speed.

What's wrong with this sea? Is it because we are in the New World...?

The dark sea surrounded them and it was pretty hard to tell which direction was up and which was down. Sanji couldn't see the daylight so he had no clue where to go.

This is one shitty situation to be in...

Then he saw a really strong light from below of his feet and decided to try that direction.

Maybe others are trying to signal me and show me the way...?

He took a deep breath of air when they reached the surface. The pressure in his lungs got easier with each breath he took but their captain was still out cold.

"Sanji! Are you both okay?!" Chopper inquired,"What took you so long?!"

"Luffy doesn't breath!" Sanji informed and climbed back to their beloved ship.

"What?! Somebody give him first aid!" Chopper started to panic.

"You are the doctor here!" Usopp reminded their blue-nosed doctor.

Chopper started to perform first aid to Luffy and others were looking at the scene in disbelief. Their captain had really made a new record - in idiocy.

"What was the bright light I saw?" Sanji asked quietly.

"Wow! Haven't you heard the saying 'Don't go towards the light'?!" Usopp joked,"It was Franky's hentai searching lights..."

"Oi joi, don't say it like that, you make me feel rather embarrased!" Franky said and blushed, probably feeling praised by the word "hentai".

"Hentai...what?" Sanji wondered.

"Oh, you didn't know, did you?" Usopp wondered,"After the Kraken incident, when you guys got lost, Franky used his weird 'nipple lights' as a search lights to look for you guys."

Sanji look stunned for a while but then he smiled slightly,"I would have never guessed that I could get saved by somebodys nipples...expecially males..." Sanji joked and took a pack of cigarettes from his coat pocket.

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Everyone gathered to the kitchen for the evening snack. Of course Luffy was the first one to arrive but Sanji waited for everyone to arrive before providing any food. Luffy didn't break his record that day again but everyone were really annoyed at their captain. It was utterly stunning how their captain had a bounty of 400 million when he could die by throwing himself into the sea voluntarily.

Sanji served the small evening snack as usual - protecting the ladies share of food and trying to teach some table manners to the bunch of idiots. Even though he was busy doing his job, he couldn't miss the look on Nami's face when she looked out of the window every now and then.

"Is something bothering you, my dear Nami-san?" Sanji inquired politely and leaned towards their navigator.

"I don't know...something about the weather and sea currents are making me worried..." Nami sighed and turned her attention back to the food in front of her. Sanji didn't know to whether tell her about the weird sea currents deep below their ship earlier or keep his mouth shut.

"Don't worry Nami-san! You know these idiots: if there is a cricis, they will spring to action in a split second!" Sanji tried to reassure his lovely lady and saw a small smile on Nami's face.

"You are probably right!"Nami admitted, sighing deeply before taking another bite of her food.

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