Tooty's Tooting Adventure
by Yoshizilla-Fan
Yoshizilla-Fan: Banjo-Kazooie is now officially 15 years old. That game was great. Much better than any of its sequels. Not because Tooty wasn't in any of the sequels, but because it has lighter elements than Banjo-Tooie and better gameplay than all other sequels. Not to mention that Nuts & Bolts is almost nothing like the other games. So now Tooty finally gets her own fanfic based on why Tooty is her name.
Tooty was playing her Piccolo next to Banjo's house, while Banjo, being the rather lazy bear that he is, was sleeping in his bed next to Kazooie, who was watching him.
"It sure is boring around here..." Tooty thought. "I'd sure like to go on another adventure! Especially since I didn't get to have one in a long time."
Tooty walked inside, seeing Banjo on his bed, sleeping. "Banjo! Wake up!"
"Tooty, Banjo doesn't feel like going on an adventure right now. And neither do I." Kazooie stated. "So please, can't you calm down for just one day?"
Tooty pouted. "Fine! I'll go on an adventure myself!"
Kazooie shrugged. "That's fine. Knock yourself out, kid."
Tooty's stomach growled, causing her to place her right paw on it. "Ok, bye!" Tooty turned around, accidently tooting loudly, before giggling a bit. "Excuse me! That's why they call me Tooty."
Kazooie opened her beak to respond, but Tooty's fart hit her nostrils, making her gag a bit. "Pee-yew! Take your tooty booty outside!"
Tooty giggled as she pooted loudly again. "Tooty Booty! That's funny!"
Kazooie rolled her eyes, fanning the air with her right wing to get Tooty's awful gas away. "Is Booty your middle name by any chance? Because if it is, I'm not surprised."
Tooty laughed at Kazooie's remark, another loud fart coming from her tooty booty. "No, but if it was, that would be hilarious!" Tooty walked outside. "Ok, bye!"
"Good riddance." Kazooie remarked.
Meanwhile, Banjo turned his head, still asleep. "Kazooie, I'd prefer you didn't try to lay any eggs after eating."
Kazooie shook her head vigorously. "I didn't do it." she admitted. "Lazy bear." she whispered to herself.