TEEN TITANS VOLUME I
By Darkmatt
Amazingly, I have adapted to Book stories, it was hard, and boring,
but I did it. And now I bring you this.
Random scenes that stars the Teen Titans, who cares what, it's still funny. (Maybe!)
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VOLUME I
CHAPTER I
Rage fit for a Cage
Titans Tower...
"Come on Beast Boy..."
WHACK!!! Sparring rooms, Raven is levitating a bat and is constantly whacking Beast Boy, unfortinately Beast Boy has gotten too many whacks in the head and he forgot how to fight back, inconvient eh?
WHACK!!! "Fight back." An annoyed Raven said. WHACK!!! "Fight WHACK!!! "FIGHT..." WHACK!!! "Come on! Fight!" WHACK!!! Beast Boy falls to the ground.
"Still angry that Beast Boy went into your room?" Robin just outside the spar said. "Yes..." Raven shurged. While picking up with a closer look, a Beast Boy dummy. "You do know he apolagized." "Actions takes priority above words." "Rats, she has a point." Robin whispered to himself.
"Well come on Raven, you can't stay angry all day." Robin said smiling. Raven glares at him with glowing eyes. "Take your sunshine somewhere else." Raven growled. Robin, slowly, stepped back, and away.
SLAM!!! Now we see a destroyed Beast Boy dummy with his stuffing laying all over the place like a corpse. Raven's pounding it with a slate of steel ripped off one of the walls in the spar. SLAM!!!
Starfire went in to check what was going on. "Raven?" Starfire said Raven turned his attention to her. "Why are you pounding a doll with a piece of steel?" "Because, Star. I need something to take out my anger on. Want to volunteer?" Starfire looked worried, and then said"How do I "volunteer"?" "Like this."
Outside Titans Tower...SLAM!!! Something bursts out the window, a yellow arrows represents where it was...err...where she was.
Back inside..."AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" SPLASH Unfortinately Raven's shot bent the slate of steel. Raven cease control of the slate, and it drops to the ground with a heavy BOOM.
5 minutes later, we see Raven with "2" slates of steel, position an inch or two from Raven's extended arms. Raven jumps forward, in midair she claps her hands...and the slates together. Ahead of her, we see that dummy again, damaged beyond repair. Raven does it again, going even closer, until the slates where just below the dummy. This time she just jumped, and claped the slates, harshly squishing the dummyThe stuffing flies everywhere. This would've been a room full of gore if the dummy was actually Beast Boy. Good thing it's not! It would take forever to get the stains out!
"Uhhh, Rav?" Cyborg said while peeking out the entrance/exit. Raven turned slowly, and gave a death stare at Cyborg. Cyborg jumped up and shrieked. "What?" Raven asked. "Uhhhh, I've set up something that could help ease your rage..." Cyborg said, while taking a few steps back in fear. "....Sure I'll try it out."
The living room, as I like to call it. Yano, the one with that giant screen. Some game was loaded to it. It was called "Hyper Shoot 5 "Give it a wiz Raven." Cyborg said while handing Raven an electronic gun. "Might as well." Raven shurged while taking the gun from Cyborg's hand.
ACTION! (Insert about 200 split-second gun shooting noises, and then a KA-BLAM!!) PERFECT!
"Unbelivable." Robin said, hanging by an exit. "She got every target"
Robin continued. "What's even more amazing is that the gun exploded
from an overload. Ain't it supposed to be safe?" Cyborg said. "Am I
done?" Raven said irritatively. "Yes." Robin and Cyborg blankly said.
Immediately after that Raven went off to the spar. "Good god I got to
tell BB." Cyborg said. "Where is Beast Boy? Where's Starfire?" Robin
asked.
I can answer one question, BB's at the spar. "Oh, hey Rav. Still mad that I went into your room?" Raven was giving Beast Boy a death stare "It's not like it's no big deal." BB continued. "Umm..."Raven Said.
FLASHBACK
"Somebody went into my room." Raven said, with head tilted down. She tilts it back up. And by her facial expression, she was pissed "NOBODY GOES INTO MY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
Gotham City, Raven's voice echoes through Gotham. :P
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!" Raven finished. Cue cheesy Matrix "Neo taking off" SFX. Raven bolts up and into the sky.
..........Robin immmediately turned to Cyborg and said "Erase all footage off the security cameras. If she finds out it was us, she'll kill us all."
END FLASHBACK
Raven walked over to a wall with a control knob. "Uhhh, Rav?" Beast Boy asked confused. Raven grabbed the knob and started to turn it to the right. Starting off from "Exercise", to "Friendly Fight", then "Spar then "Fight", "Brawl", "Steel Cage Match"...
and then stops at "Hell in a Cell!".
Wired Fences sprouts up from the floor, just a few feet above the
ceiling, and then a ceiling dropped onto the fences. With some
latching, we got a Hell in a Cell match, BB Vs. Raven. "Uhhhh, Raven"
Beast Boy said in fear.
"AZARATH METRION ZINTHOS!!!" Some of the wiring ripped out the fence and started to twine up and shift...into a Katana, and it floated into Raven's right hand. "Raven?" Beast Boy said, choking. Raven charged in with a battle cry. And then...
Living Room, Robin enters the room. "I couldn't find Beast Boy anywhere. Where is he?" Robin spoke into his communicator. "Uhhh, I think I found them." Cyborg's voice spoke out of the communicator. And then some of Raven's grunts and Beast Boy's yells in pain came through the communicator. "Oh, god, no." Robin said.
Back in the spar. We see Cyborg watching outside the cell. Raven was slashing and stabbing the pulp out of Beast Boy. And Cyborg couldn't do anything..."Good lord I gotta stop this." Cyborg said. His right hand shifts into his Proton Cannon, and fires.
Strangely, the beam bounces back off. "What the?" Cyborg asked. "You think I would let you stop this?"
Just outside, we see the author, Darkmatt, in all his "glory". Setting
up a stand and an actual door that has been vacant this entire chapter.
"Step right up folks! Raven Vs. Beast Boy! The fight of the Titans
life! Beast Boy pays 100,000-1! Make your bets now!" Darkmatt announced
through a megaphone.
And immediately a line full of good guys bad guys neutral guys secondary characters random background characters short carrer characters (Terra. :P) alike formed up in a line and started emptying there pockets to gain admitence to the fight. Of course they betted on Raven.
And so, everybody except BB wins, because Raven, eventually bored,
pinned the severely disfigured Beast Boy into submission.
And that's pretty much the story. Oh yeah! Epilouge!
Staff Medic room. "You got 145 broken bones, all broken in over 4 places, you'll be staying here for 4 months, and can't shapeshift for 4 years, but you did not suffer any internal damage, so consider yourself lucky." Darkmatt said. "Lucky? LUCKY?!?!" A casted up to the neck up BB said. "I can never ride a Moped again!" "The only Moped you rode was a toy one."
FLASHBACK
Outside K-Mart, we see Beast Boy riding those rides you find near the entrance/exit of the store. It was shaped like a Moped, and guess who was riding it.
"What in gods name are you doing?" Raven said. The ride immediately stops. Beast Boy looks at Raven, shocked..."Hey a guy can dream can't he?" Beast Boy said, breaking in tears.
END FLASHBACK
"Hey a guy can dream can't he?!?!" Beast Boy yelled. Darkmatt was annoyed.
2 minutes later, Beast Boy's head was casted up, the only thing open was his eyes. And all Beast Boy can do is go "Mrmrmrmrfrmrrfmrrf!".
Raven enters the room. "We all learned a lesson haven't we?" She said.
"Yep. Sure have." Darkmatt said, smiling. "It doesn't hurt to take
Anger Mangament." Darkmatt continued.
Outside Titans Tower, something busts out ANOTHER window, a yellow arrow represent where he was at.
SPLASH!!! Island's Coast. Starfire was laying in the coast. When Cyborg got out of water and into the beach. "Uhhh, Star? How long have you been there?" Darkmatt question. Starfire was completely red on one side. "I find the tanning, ow, painful." Starfire groaned.
THE END!
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