Siren: Before We start the show...Umm...The Announcer dude must tell us the disclaimer. Hit it!
Announcer: Laaaaadies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, Siren does not own .hack or any of it's characters. Siren does own Siren though...and Siren Studios.
Siren: Thank you and Hello! Welcome to this weeks annual outtakes. I will be your host for today...oh and Subaru will co-host...
Subaru: Thanks Siren.
Siren: I have a question for you...How does it feel to STEAL MY BOYFRIEND?!
Subaru: Pardon me?
Siren: Let's take a look...
-MUSHY S+T STUFF-
Tsukasa: I remember--*looks at the camera* I can't do this...
Director: Why?
Tsukasa: *Gets up and walks over to Siren who is watching. Kisses her, then runs back over to Subaru* Okay...I'm ready...
Subaru and crew: ? *Confused*
Siren: *in a fit of giggles*
-End of tape-
Subaru: WHAT?! That NEVER happened!
Siren: Yes it did...
Subaru: What? When?
Siren: Last week in my dreams ^_^;;
Subaru: Then how did it end up on tape?
Siren: Oh that? It's not hard to find people who look like you two...just look at Tsukasa and Elk!
Subaru: *sigh* You're hopeless...
Siren: NO! I'm just obsessed...there's a difference...^____^;
Subaru: ....I think I might leave now...
Siren: NO! YOU'RE THE CLOSEST THING I GOT TO TSUKASA!! ...Next tape, please! ^__^
-Elk and Mia-
Elk: I...I...I...I cant do this...
Mia: What?
Elk: *runs offset and kisses Siren*
Subaru: *cuts the tape short* STOP THAT!!
Siren: FINE! Here's what really happened...
-Elk and Mia-
Elk: I...I...I...don't know my next line...
Director: I like you.
Elk: uh...yea...since when?
Mia: NO! It's I like you...
Elk: Aww! I like you guys too... Now what's my next line?
Kite: *Grabs his shirt and shakes him* I Like You I like You I like You!!
Elk: *blushes* I didn't know you felt that way Kite...*backs away from him a bit* um...from now on...stay five feet away from me...
Kite: ...*eyes widen* *blinks* Ewww!!!
Cameraman: It's your next line Stupid!! Geeze...
Elk: oh...*blinks* I gotta question...
Director: *Sighs* What now?
Elk: Do you guys REALLY like me?
Director, Mia, and Kite: *exchange looks* BREAK TIME!! *Run away*
Elk: aww...come on guys!
-End of tape-
Siren: Aww!! Poor Elkiepoo...*sniffles* That was sooo mean!
Subaru: ...he's an idiot...
Siren: WHAT?! *Throws her Elk plushie at her. Looks at it. blinks* ELKIEPOO!! *runs over* Are you all right?
Subaru: *blinks* You're both idiots...I'm sure you'll be happy together...
Siren: *huggles plushie* Shhh...its okay Elkie...
Subaru: *Gets up* Bye Si--
Siren: *pushes her back in her chair* SIT! STAY! WATCH!
-Tsukasa's Place-
Tsukasa: *walks over to Aura on her bed* Whoa! *Eyes widen* he he...*waves his hand above her, below her, near her feet, and near her head* AHH!! SHE FLOATS!! WHAT'S HOLDING HER UP?! *Examines the place*
Elk: *Walks up to the director* You called?
Director: *points to Tsukasa* He's doing it again...Would you mind filling in? *In the background Tsukasa is being dragged away by security*
Elk: *sighs* Fine...
-End of tape-
Subaru: *eyes widen* You must be kidding...
Siren: *shakes head* Nope! ^_^ that's what really happened...we all have our off days...
Subaru: Not that...The fact that's all those outtakes where about Tsukasa and Elk amazes me...
Siren: Why? You know I'm a crazed rabid fan girl who would go anything to get her hands on something that has to do with Elk and Tsukasa...That's why I bought the outfit you wore when you leaned on Tsukasa on Ebay...
Subaru: That was you?!
Siren: Yup!! ^_^ Well...look at that...out of time already...Bye y'all!!
Subaru: YOU STOLE MY COSTUME!!
Siren: NO! I DIDN'T!! NOW SAY BYE!!
Subaru: BYE!! *Continues to argue with Siren*
-Tune in next time!!-