"Shh, someone will hear us." Lucy couldn't stop the giggle that tumbled from her lips at the situation she had gotten herself into.
Cobra had a fetish for doing her in the most messed up places. His choice today was Master Makarov's office.
His amethyst eye twinkled as he lifted her up onto the desk and encouraged her to wrap her legs around his waist.
"The thought that someone might find us makes it so much more fun. Make some noise for me Luce."
As he thrust his hips forward, he slid into her effortlessly and fell into a steady rhythm.
There was no way that they could have sex in almost every room in the guild and have nobody notice them. Especially Mira. Her hawk eyes saw all.
The two of them had been having casual sex with each other for the past month and boy was it fun, they'd been denying their feelings for each other for far too long. So they had both agreed that keeping it a secret from all of their guild mates was probably in their best interests.
A loud moan fell from her lips as he reached that sweet spot inside her, Cobra quickly had to swallow the sound with his lips.
"Not that loud." He chuckled as he trailed kisses down her neck, savoring the sweet taste of her skin.
"I don't want people hearing a noise that is for my ears only."
Cobra liked to make sure that people knew that someone owned Lucy, it didn't matter if they didn't know it was him, just as long as they knew she was off limits.
Leaving behind a nice purple bite on her neck was enough to satisfy his inner possessiveness.
"You're so beautiful when you're lying beneath me." Her face was flushed as she locked her hands behind his neck and pulled him down to meet her waiting lips.
"Why's my office locked?" The pair froze as their Guild Master's voice appeared behind the door they had actually locked for once. Usually they didn't even both to close the door, let alone lock it.
"Let me try." Lucy's eyes widened as Laxus's voice appeared as well.
The door handle was moving up and down as the two men tried to enter the room that Lucy and Cobra were currently occupying. "Damn thing is stuck, mind if I break it gramps? We ain't gettin' in otherwise."
Trying to hold in their laughter, Lucy leapt off the desk and yanked her dress back down to cover her exposed skin. Cobra followed closely behind her and yanked his trousers up as they approached their only possible exit. The window.
"Ready baby?" Lucy hopped onto Cobra's back and tapped his head gently. "Ready. Let's go."
The pair leapt out of the window just as Laxus burst through the door leading into the room. He glanced around the room, his nose twitching. "It smells in here."
Master Makarov walked over to his desk and almost fainted from pure joy at what was left on his desk.
"What is it gramps?" Laxus said, voice full of concern as the old man swayed from side to side.
"Erik." Lucy squealed as the walked through the guild doors, acting as if it they were just arriving for the day and hadn't been fucking upstairs not five minutes ago. "My underwear, I don't have it."
The poison dragon slayer seemed to find this hysterical and almost hit the ground in a fit of hysterical laughter. "Makarov is going to love that."
"Whose are these?" Laxus's booming voice echoed across the guild hall. Lucy peeked up at the balcony he was standing on and wished that the earth would swallow her. There, grasped between his giant hands were her missing underwear. Her pink, silky thong.
"Kill me now." Lucy mumbled.