Title: Snuggle Buddy
Authoress: BeuitifulDisgrace
Summary: Sasuke has had enough of being ignored by his dobe. It's time to take charge!!! Nothing will stand in the way of his cuddling time…no one. Or…no THING. SASUKE MUST BE NARUTO'S SNUGGLE BUDDY! HE MUST!!! Or die trying. SasuNaru yaoi Fluffy, when there's no crack involved.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Which really sucks.
A/N: Ah yesh, you know you love me. You KNOW it's true. Please read and review. Or I'll kill myself. DO YOU WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY DEATH?! I didn't think so. So you had better damn well review.
'Damn that thing—that cute, adorable, and ever so lovable thing,' Sasuke was jealous. "Over what?" someone unnaturally curious, and with a touch of sarcasm might ask. To answer this question: "Mr. Snuggles." Cue the multitude of raised eyebrows. "Hah, hah! Sasuke-kun is bested by a 'Mr. Snuggles?!' HAH!!! But it's no joke. You can ask him yourself.
Every night when Sasuke's arms ache for the feel of his dobe around him, he comes up empty. NO! Of course there's no huggies or sighs of content from Naruto's lips for Sasuke…
Only for that rabbit. That damn rabbit! But Sasuke would have NO MORE of that cursed stuffing cheaply covered with rubbery-eyes, a button nose, and a plastic surgery worthy smile. That's why Sasuke decided: HE WAS GOING TO TORCH MR. SNUGGLES! Well…at least he was going to…until Naruto's teary eyed face popped into his mind.
Sasuke wouldn't be able to stand seeing his Naruto cry—especially because of him. So Sasuke decided he would suffer—if it meant the happiness of his love. BUT THEN—Sasuke had the idea of the century. And he knew he had to at least try it out.
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It was the dead of night, and Naruto had been awakened by a disturbing dream. In his half-asleep stupor, he reached blindly for his nighttime companion: Mr. Snuggles. 'Small ears—check. Fuzzy body—check. Cute button nose—check.' Naruto snuggled up closer to his snuggle-buddy and sighed in bliss.
'Hot, wet tongue—' "AHHH!!!" Naruto yelped in shock. "Mr. Snuggles" chuckled deviously to himself. Naruto had flung off of the bed at lightning speed and was gaping at the sight before him. 'Sasuke was in a rabbit suit…staring sexily at him.' "Sa-Sasuke?" Naruto's voice sounded unsure, but this was only because he was fiercely trying not to let the lust slip through…
"Naruto," Sasuke spread out his paws and stretched languidly across pale sheets, "can I please be your new snuggle buddy?" The sexiness and cuteness in his words blurred into a masterpiece of adoration within Naruto's mind. "Yes…YES!" Naruto covered his mouth, crimson gracing his cheeks. "I mean ye-yes…if that's okay with you…" Sasuke didn't answer, because he didn't need to. If anything, the heated kisses, rapid heart throbs, and warm embraces after that would suffice.
A/N: Thank you berry berry mooch for reading! Hope you enjoyed it or at least got a laugh! AH and I shall not be updating for a while, due to suckish computers and their unreliability…and stuff. SO if you have a request (which are things that I love) send them to me: I would love some inspiration. Thank you. AND REVIEW, DAMN YOU!!! Heh heh. Just kidding. "Review?...please?" ::sobs:: TNT Till Next Time! Laterz!