It had been a slow day at work for House. He sat in his office chair, feet propped on the desk, playing his Gameboy. People walked by his glass doors, going about their business, when a familiar face appeared at the door. One of his 3 coworkers, Chase, stood outside of the door, nervously fidgeting with his uniform. House saw him take a deep breath and he entered the door.

"House..." Chase began still looking nervously around the room and then directly at House.

"There's something I've been meaning to tell you for a while..." he said.

House put down his game and took his feet of the desk. He crossed his arms and sat back.

"Well? What is it?" House replied looking aggravated that Chase had come in at that moment. The day had been peaceful..until now.

Chase neared the desk slowly and got close to house.

"Its just that...that..." he said his voice shaking

"I don't have time for this, Chase," House began "I'm in the middle of very important work." he finished sarcastically.

Chase realized that here and now was when he was going to have to tell him, someone, anyone. It was eating him away inside.

He looked at House intensely and spoke the secret he had been so longing to tell.

"I like big butts...and I cannot lie"

Then House committed suicide.

THE END