Dylan skipped down the stage in a Baywatch slow motion with a large grin before magicly appearing in the miss of the stage to bow to the now large cheering crowd before her. "In the words of Poison-Chan. 'ZOMG!!! I must write like the wind behind that fat kid!!' So here is… 37 ways to piss off YUSUKE!!!" Yusuke slides on stage out of breath. "WHY ME?!" Dylan shrugged. "Because you scream like a five year old prostitute on drugs? Oh wait...thats gross....On with the torture!"
1: Give him a math book for Christmas.
2: Kick his ass in all video games.
3: never let him forget it!
4: Tell Keiko about that Demon hooker you saw.
5: Drop ice cubes down his pants and boxers when he yells. So do it A LOT!
6: Ask him about his Sex life. Laugh.
7: Ask if he will marry Keiko then ask if you can.
8: Dress EXACTLY like him for a month; hair and all.
9: Cry whenever you see him, look at him, or he looks at you.
10: Call him your teddy bear.
11: Duct tape him to a wall.
12: Charge people to throw things at him.
13: Write a book about his and Kuwabara's secret love.
14: Take him to our world and leave him in a Wal-mart. Enough said there.
15: Poke his hair with a metal stick then ask if it's alive.
16: Have a conversation with yourself about him.
17: Four words. Keiko. And. A. Hotdog. Or is that five?
18: Convince him that 1+1= Fish.
19: Call him Elvis.
20: Dye his hair pee color yellow.
21: Tell him about the biting lizards that live in all shoes.
22: Get a pet rock named Gary then ask him to baby-sit.
23: Say you're a vampire then try to bite him whenever you can.
24: Draw a mustache on him.
25: Take a photo.
26: Photoshop his head onto a photo pf a pole dance slash stripper.
27: Explain in great detail Poison-Chan's plan for him and Kuwabara.
28: Giggle evilly at him for no reason one day.
29: Redecorate his room with the color pink and Unicorns.
30: Pay for a TV ad in every world of the photo from 26.
31: Ask if he's a hobo.
32: Ignore his reply and call him a Hobo.
33: Make and spread a rumor that he is a prostitute.
34: Tell Yusuke in perfect detail about the art of sacrifice.
35: Knock him out and place him in a gay bar.
36: Make it so he gets summer school then go with him everyday.
37: Move in with him. Bring Hiei along. Make it a party.
And the best way to piss of Yusuke is ANYTHING in the three worlds plus Fairyland.
Hehehehe, you all asked for it!! I hoped chu enjoyed this 37 ways!! I had fun thinking of this in my Science class and saying them outloud to my teacher who gave me dirtly looks because im fucking crazy cool like that. XD Haha, well im thinking of Yukina next but it'll be really hard so I'd need ideas!! Any ways you got send 'em and I'll add 'em! If it's more then 37 I may make anotehr one for her. =P Well Buh BYe from evil doom bunnies!!!