Disclaimer: Of course, I do not own any rights to the Harry Potter series. Obviously.
A/N: Feel free to critique my poems. I would love to receive feedback.
MALFOY/POTTER RIVALRY
Draco walked in Londontown
the gel in his hair dragging him down
when a young girl with great merit
yelled, "Look at the ferret--
His hair is so wet, he might drown!"
Harry was there to see the sight
He laughed real hard, which was only right
Then he stated 'tween throes:
"Keep your enemies close;
to laugh at them makes your day bright."
VINCENT AND GREG TAKEN DOWN A PEG
Crabbe and Goyle! What a handsome lot!
With their drooling spit and dripping snot--
True leaders born I know they were
Two brains so quick, they left in blur
This is just drivel...poppycock...rot...Listen not......
OF A SLYTHERIN PRINCE AND HIS CRONIES
Three people in group, but only one leads it
three brains in group, but only two need it
no heart in group; if they had one, they'd bleed it
Draco, Crabbe, Goyle: You will be defeated!
ODE TO PANSY, FROM DRACO
Dog face, dog face
I love you, you know
I throw the stick
and watch you go--
But just like a pup
you keep coming nigh
someday I'll poison the stick
and let sleeping dogs lie...
AN ODE REOWED, AGAIN FROM DRACO
Pansy, oh Pansy
you silly ole witch
if you were truly a dog
I'd call you a bitch!
However, you're human--
Oh, what a surprise! --
with the face of a pug
so the name still applies!!