Disclaimer: I Do Not. I Repeat Do Not Own Naruto.

"Lee..Just stop"

"Not until you Laugh"

Gaara was not sure why Lee suddenly wanted to make him laugh nor' did he care because Gaara was not going to. He had to keep up his appearance and laughing well that just wouldn't work now would it? So he sat back against the tree and ignored Lee's moronic attempts to make him laugh.

"You will laugh before the sun sets just you wait"

"What ever you say Lee"

With that Gaara folded arms across his chest and closed his eyes. Only to re open them when the bowel cut 'youthful' boy stood in front of him a little to close for comfort. The Black haired boy got face to face with the burgundy haired boy and preceded on making 'Funny' faces.

"Now...That just makes me want to Slap you"

Lee stood back and put his right hand on his chin in a 'Thinking' manor moments later he threw his hand in the air.

'this will make him laugh i know it..good thing to because the sun's about to set'

"This will make you laugh for sure"

"Well get on with it"

"Right, okay here it goes"

He took a breath and let it out.

"So..a duck walks into a Bar..."

"what's a duck doing in a bar?"

Lee's eye twitched slightly.

"Let me finish...okay so the duck goes into a bar and just as he's about to leave..."

"Why's he leaving already? he just got there"

His eye twitched again

"Anyway...as he's about to leave the Bartender ask's How would you like to Pay..."

"But he didn't buy anything.."

"Gaara SHUT UP! let me finish:

"Right..go on"

Lee glared and Gaara mentally smirked he loved messing with Lee, he knew exactly how to push his buttons.

"And the bartender ask's how do you want to pay and the Duck says...he says...DAMNIT. Gaara you made me for get"

Gaara laughed to him self Lee was so cute when he got all worked up, He was surprised when his hips felt heaver shaking out of his thoughts he saw Lee straddling his waist and leaning in very close. Lee captured Gaara's lips with his own, Gaara though surprised by this Kissed back.

'This is great! the sun's down i didn't laugh and now Lee's all up on me..this couldn't get any better'

Gaara thought he suddenly felt his pants get tighter and Lee pulled away biting Gaara's bottom lip as he did so.Lee smirked when he felt Gaara's arousal through his pants he leaned in a bit making sure he grinded his hips against Gaara's in the process and whispered in his ear.

"Gaara.."

"mm?"

"No sex for a month"

"Wha? was it because i made you for get the Joke?..Put it on my Bill that was the punch line..."

"no. sex. for. a month."

It was a long Week for Gaara. Yes i said week because poor Lee had his needs and Having Gaara Fucking him into the mattress well that was high on his list Number one even.

So here was my second attempt at humor. This came to me while i was watching scrubs..i don't know why Just did Review Please. : )