This work was created by my friend Nathan, aka - Nanakai, Devil, Retard, Cordy and many others. I helped with the original creating of it and then edited it slightly. Hope you enjoy it.

Disclaimer: I do not own all rights to this remake of the brilliant song, i do not own Bohemian Rhapsody in the first place, and I also do not own any of Squaresofts creations. Just try and enjoy the song.


Is this the real life? Is this final fantasy?

Caught in a random battle, No escape from reality

Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,

meteor coming to midgar, To kill Tseng's employees

Because I have red hair, an EMR, dressed in blue, and two scars

Any way the wind blows, punches being thrown at me, at me


Rufus, i just killed a man, Put my stick against his head

pressed the button, ZAP he's dead

Rufus, me and rude had to run

SOLDIER's after my ass so now i am gone.

Rufus, oohooooo, Didn't mean to make him die

but somebodies gotta be a Turk and so tomorrow

ill carry on, carry on as if nothing really happened


Its fate, my time has come

he Sends shiva down all the time, body's in pain my oh my,

Goodbye, shinra, I've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Rufus, oohoooooo, I don't want no pay

I sometimes wish I'd never joined Turks at all.


I see a little silhouetto of cloud's hair

Chocobo, Chocobo, will you do your little dance though

Thunderbolts of lightning, You can tell he's fighting me

(buster sword oh.) buster sword oh. (EMR oh.) EMR oh, materia summoning!

Make him explode.

I'm just a turk member, nobody likes me

(He's just a turk member from the shinra company

Spare him his life from this Cloud enemy)

limit break ,limit break, will you let me glow

Jenova! No, i can not let you glow

(Let him glow!) Jenova! i will not let you glow

(Let him glow!) Jenova! i will not let you glow

(Let him glow!) Will not let you glow

(Let him glow!) Will not let you glow. (Let me glow.) Ah

glow, glow, glow, glow, glow, glow, boom.

(Oh my im here my im here) My im here, let me glow

Ultima has a weapon put aside for me, for me.


So you think you can dodge me and jab at my eyes!

So you think you can slash me and leave me to die!

Oh Cloud boy, You won't win this cloud boy

Turks will kick ass, will kick ass right out to Wutai


None of this will matter.

Anyone can see.

Meteor will kill us all, kill all, including me.


review please.

Oh yeh, The glow phrase refers to just before any of the characters do the limit break, they glow beforehand. And the "do the little dance though" refers to the annoying little dance Cloud does when he wins at the Chocobo races.