Dear diary,
Today an attractive, also somewhat still eight year old mentally, human cleric named Harold came up to me and asked me to help him find some magical apples to help his people. He also asked me to marry him and meet his parents once all of this was done. I wasn't sure how to reply, so I just smiled and nodded. That always works…
Anything to get away from the minotaur at the bar who was hitting on me. He wasn't pretty and smelled kind of funky. But he kept buying me drinks, which I thought was nice of him.
A big, smelly half-orc ranger named Krane or Krank or something joined us too, and so did an elf sorceress with giant hair and a pet ferret. Her name is Helena and the ferret's name is Sirk. We all decided to try and get more information before leaving, so I walked up to this guy people call "One-Eyed Lary." I found out that was because he had one eye! I couldn't stop giggling and laughing, so I had to leave to avoid his wrath. But he told me not to stop to sleep on the way there - where are we going again? - and something else, I think.
Anywho! Krane got beat up and then seduced in his tied up-ness by a bar wench (who was not prettier than me) and we decided to let him get some, because it was probably the only time he ever would. He's not as pretty as me, so.. You know. Yeah.
The mayor said some stuff to me, then told me to meet him up in his room in a few minutes. I said okay. Then I teamed up with Helena and we dressed Harold in some girl clothes and a wig and sent him in in my place. He makes a very pretty girl. Just not prettier than me. No one is. Anywhere.
I don't remember what happened after that, but we ended up leaving. After a while, we stopped to rest for the night and I remembered what One-Eyed Lary had said to me. I started giggling a bit but told the group that we couldn't stop and that the funny guy back at the tavern said not to. Krane didn't want to hear me (my voice must be too beautiful for his ugly ears) and then some weirdo stick monsters attacked us. I told them so, but they wouldn't listen. So I helped out, because if I didn't have them to stand behind, I might get a mark on my face and not be as pretty as I should be.
We got rid of the ugly stick people and decided not to rest anymore till we reached the Citadel or something. I can't remember that either and I don't feel like asking.
Love, Cristiella!