The Secret Romances of Under and Overland.

Chapter One: I Kill All of AIW's Stereotypical Couples.

Summary:

Hellooooo, I'm Drivenbyrevenge your friendly neighbourhood Johnny Depp, AIW and Sweeney Todd fanatic =D

Basically, this fic is a series of mini stories, in which I introduce an extremely strange, non-stereotypical couple, who I then proceed to write a 2-4 chapter story about.

I will literally be pulling these couples from a hat, but if I get an overused one eg Alice and Tarrant, I will redraw one of them.

Will continue until everyone in the hat is used at least once. Obviously, I redraw if I get the same couple twice.

All the characters are going in the hat, which means that sometimes I'll have to work with something very strange, so bear with me, please.

Somehow, I will manage to work with, or find my way around animal/human pairings. e./Bandersnatch…Johnny Depp forbid…

Updates will be fast at first, but may slow down if I lose interest. ONCE AGAIN: BEAR WITH ME!

If ever you come across a couple you don't like, please proceed to put your head under a flamethrower while walking across a bed of nails, because it's not my fault, blame it on the hat.

Guaranteed to be funny, cute, weird and constantly awkward!

Thanks,

Driven.

Oh and one more thing, I lied, I don't even have a hat, I'll be pulling them from a play-doh container =P

Characters in my play-doh tub are:

Alice

Tarrant

Absolem

Chessur

Mallymkun

Tweedle Dee

Tweedle Dum

Iracebeth

Mirana

McTwisp

Thackery

Stayne

Hamish

Bayard

Jabberwocky

Bandersnatch

DISCLAIMER: I don't own AIW *tear*