Goku Plays Xenoverse

Goku watches his opponent fly around, looking for an opening. He then looked above her head to see her name. The first part didn't get his attention, but the last part did.

"Penguin? Are you a penguin? I like penguins." Goku grinned, but his opponent remained silent. "Especially when their fried... I wanna eat you. Can I eat you?"

At that comment, his challenge ran away.

"Wait! Want me to sing? Penguin, come back. I just wanna eat you now. I'm so sorry, but there's nothing I can do about it." Then Goku used instant transmission and blasted a kamehameha in front of the 'penguin', killing her. "Yeah, we're having fried penguin tonight."

(His opponent was a human...)