"That's Amazing! How you keep the place sparkling white!" Ha! You should have seen the three black men's faces behind me as they tried to catch me, their scowl printed on their faces! I had to continue avoiding them it's just too much of a thrill! I bet these black boys I am going to enjoy the most

But as I opened the doors I knew this was for me better than any crappy jail cell in a rundown prison. I just busted out laughing! Man, the scene was chaotic; from loonies' playing cards on the table to a man clinging on a wall pissing himself. I just kept laughing and everybody was staring at me like I don't quite fit in! I went around greeting myself because not only did I want to taunt the black boys, who really wanted to probe me, but I was curious about these people. I met a stutter, a baby-faced man, and this giant deaf Indian. This was great, but then some woman came over to ruin it, at first I thought I will take a swing at her, but with her cold smile I realized she needed to actually have some fun inside of her to make her loose. If you were curious at the end I took my own temperature and my own shower none of those black boys use Vaseline on me as they seemed to have done to the others. This place is crazy and I feel like I am going to be entertained.