Disclaimer: I don't own herry pahtter, but neither do you, so we should be fine.
Teenage Dream
AN: mehnin aeide thea peleiadeoh achilleos
Hi, my name is Felicia Andronica Rapturia Jones And thisʼs my storie. I am 15 years old
And I am a whitch. i allso lik blud to drink. But Imʼnt a cVampyr (caus thats what its
suposed to be speelled with-a y!). I jest lik it wen it blossoms in my moth. i am a virjin.
mon cherry is fullsome And intact. Or at least it would be were it not for the horse riding
incident, wherein i met a stabelhand with whom i did "the secxs"...on second thawt, iʼm
not quite the viegern i uesd to be.
A large firrey stallion walkd intu the stable, And since iʼm fond of "the sectz"...(notice the
clever use of aposiopesis).
howevah, in oder to explane watts going on, i shall be rekuired to go back in time to
when this al beegan. It all started two thanksgivings ago, in the weak beafor xmas (to
which i shall be refferring as "xxxmas" for reasons which shall become obvious in due
time ;)).) myself And my frend where in Englich Clase in latii And than it was horesriding
class. for that, we went to englind. It was a long, arduous jurney, but it was werth it for
the horesʼs. I love horesʼs like sunsets ona graveyard. we were horseing thruogh a
bucolic clearing when alla a suddin, ʻprepare to die!" said the bear (snoofles was his
name). and then he made "the sekts" on my frind, but not on myself cause my hores
was faster. I ran my hors to neerest butress castle on the horizon, witch happend to be
a stabel wherein i met a stabelhand named Raoul...