What Cas Learned from Daytime TV
It was all Oprah's fault.
That was the only thing Dean could think as he took in Castiel's intent expression with horror. Sam, on the other hand, was hiding behind his laptop, silently laughing hard enough that his entire, gigantic frame was helplessly shaking.
"Wh-what?"
"Your eyelashes look exceptionally nice today, Dean."
He had figured catching Cas watching the crazy black lady would be as bad as it got. He'd failed to take into account the episode's "life lesson".
"Complimenting the important people in your life will show them that you care for them."
Dean groaned and rubbed a hand over his face. "No more daytime tv, Cas."
The angel's brow furrowed in confusion, before he turned towards the younger brother. "And Sam, your skin is a very pleasing tone."
Yup, all Oprah's fault. Damn her.