Disclaimer: Durarara isn't mine. This story might be a bit weird. :P
Izaya considered himself as a man who can keep his promises and bets. Even though his job as an informant had in it's nature to lie and manipulate most of people at his 25th birthday he lost a bet.
It was about if he can stand on his hands for five minutes. Because everyone at the party was drunk, nobody could. Izaya who was known for a light head, thus didn't drink much, took the challenge.
He failed after three minutes which resulted in taking the "punishment".
"I want to see you with a long beard. You have a year." said the man who offered the challenge. Izaya felt like he mustn't listen to him, but something about that man's gaze and appearance told the raven haired informant to obey.
Normally, Izaya shaved himself every day, but starting from the day after his 25th birthday.
He looked like a suspicious man who doesn't care about anything in a week. To Shizuo it was hard to call him a flea with the noticeable beard.
After a month, Izaya developed a habit of stroking his long beard when the was troubled by something. That habit stayed with him until he was old.
On his 26th birthday, he got a call from the man because of which he had the long beard. He told the red eyed informant that he hasn't to wear the beard anymore.
But after Izaya finished the call, he stroked his long black beard. He discovered that he grew accustomed to the long piece of hair on his face, and didn't want to cut it.
The beard made him look older and more serious. When he was 27 years old, his secretary, Yagiri Namie admitted that he looks a lot more sexier with the beard than without it.
After a somehow rocky and unstable relationship, Namie decided that Izaya is better than Seiji. She hadn't any chances with her brother anyway. And the way her boss brushed her nipples with his long beard when they had sex, was just amazing.
They married when Izaya was thirty and had a child after two years. When Kanra, for that was the name of their daughter, sat in Izaya's knee, the informant always brushed her little head with his long beard. It was surprisingly soft as for a beard of a man. No wonder that the informant spend two hours in the bathroom every day.
Five years later, one month after Kanra's fifth birthday Izaya's first son came to the world. His name was Shieji, a compromise between Shizuo and Seiji. One year after that, Izaya decided to cut his long beard so that his pure skin on his cheek would be seen. Namie got enough of caressing his cheek with too many hair on it.
But to the informant's displeasure, he noticed small wrinkles on his cheek that the beard covered until now. He decided to never listen to his wife again, at least in the opinion of his looks.
Years went, Kanra and Shieji grew up, studied and had their own families. When Izaya was sixty, he welcomed his grandchildren who climbed on his long beard that now reached the floor. He hasn't his raven colored hair anymore, and due to his age, his sight was getting worse. As a student, Izaya was a fan of Harry Potter, thus he decided to get the half-glasses that Dumbledore had.
He lived twenty years more, and died of a heart attack in his own apartment. It was because Shizuo visited him after all these years. His beard was middle long when he died, because at the age of 70, he was annoyed that it was sweeping the dirt of his floor. With his rheumatism, it was hard to keep it clean too.
THE END
(A/N: What is this? One of my fanfics that I wrote in the summer. When posted on the kink meme I didn't notice the difference between bread and beard. Today I corrected the mistake and decided to publish it here.
I have no idea how long does it take for a bread to grow so the timeline is made up. Also I know that a name like Shieji isn't real. Thank you for reading and I hope that you enjoyed. Feedback is loved :D)