Disclaimer: I don't own Oregairu blah blah

It was a sunny Monday morning in Chiba and Hayama was beating Hachiman up in the corridor in front of all their classmates.

"You can't continue like this!" yelled Hayama. "Stop trying to hurt people and hurt yourself. Learn to fit in with all of us!"

Hayama kicked Hachiman on his shin and punched him in the stomach. Hachiman fell to the ground and groaned while he closed his eyes. He felt like he was about to faint when he heard a voice from above.

"Hachiman!" exclaimed the voice. "Pull yourself together! This is not the time to sacrifice yourself or to become the loser. Defeat Hayama and become the king! Rule the land of Sobu as its rightful ruler!"

Hachiman wanted to ignore the voice. It was just silly. Moreover he might have just been hallucinating anyway. However, something started to bug him. Suddenly Hayama kicked Hachiman's sides and Hachiman got up in pain. He stood up calmly though and turned to face an enraged Hayama.

"Don't mess with my people!" yelled Hayama and charged at Hachiman.

With lightning speed Hachiman kicked Hayama between the legs and then sent him flying towards the window. The window shattered and Hayama fell down from the third floor. Everyone stopped and looked at a bloodied Hachiman in shock. He wiped off the blood from his lips and stood silently, almost meditatively.

Zaimokuza was the first to speak. "We have a new king!" He then blew on his trumpet in a gallant manner.

Suddenly Hiratsuka-sensei stepped into the corridor with a determined look on her face.

"Busted", muttered several students under their breath.

"I saw it all", she said looking at Hachiman. "Everyone, we have a new king! Bow down to Hikigaya Hachiman or else you get a punch in the gut from an angry unmarried woman!"

Everyone bowed down immediately including Hiratsuka-sensei.

"Ou-sama!" said Hiratsuka-sensei addressing Hachiman. "You are also now officially relieved of any obligation to go to the Service Club since you have proved yourself an alpha male."

Hiratsuka-sensei stood up and left while Hachiman turned to everyone in the corridor.

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