Dr. Lee approached Cam at the cafeteria and asked? What are you writing?
Cam looked up at the geeky Dr. Lee and answered. "My take on the SG-1's mission reports.
Dr. Lee seemed slightly confused (which is kinda normal for him) and asked. "May I read it?"
"Sure knock yourself out." Cam handed Dr. lee the paper.
An example of a typical O'Neill mission report: we came through the gate, Daniel saw rocks I said no. Daniel said Hi to the village leader, the natives turned nasty, we ran home through the gate.
An example of a Typical Teal'c mission report: Indeed.
An example of a typical Jackson mission report: We came through the gate, there were cool writings but Jack said NO. we meet with the Village leader and Jack said no. I said Hi jack said RUN!!
An example of a typical Carter mission report: We exited the event horizon of the stable inter galactic yada yada yada....(insert more science terms here). Daniel tried to investigate some native ruins the Colonel refused to delay the mission. Upon meeting with the local inhabitants of the planet a miscommunication occurred with Daniel and the village leader which resulted in the commencement of hostilities against out team yada yada yada (insert 5 more pages of explanation here) Upon arrival at the Stargate Daniel proceeded to dial the DHD for the return trip to SGC upon establishment of a stable wormhole I entered my IDC and proceeded to enter the event horizon yada yada yada (insert more yes more science terms here) .
Dr. lee handed the paper back. "I think you got them to a T."
"I'm thinking of sending it to General Landry." Cam said with a grin as he left the cafeteria paper in hand.
The End
(yes I mean it.)