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Mor Ardain Hot Springs

During the Journey, Morag(AKA Best Girl, Sorry Nia), Zeke(AKA Best Guy in all of Gaming), Rex(Harem Reject), Tora(Sausage plz), and Dromarch(Voice of Common Sense on weekdays) go to the hot springs. The rest of the gang(Or Girls) are sleeping in at the hotel downstairs.

Tora: Ah, how Tora missed hot springs... This brings back memories when we first stayed in Mor Ardain.

Rex: -Whispers-You mean a few hours ago in game time.

Tora: You say something Rex Rex?

Rex shook his head and looked back at the empty hot springs. He was surprised that the springs was empty, even if it was early, considering last time they came it was packed with nude dudes. Zeke looked around and scratched his head.

Zeke: Wait is this place Unisex!?

Rex: I don't think so, last time we stayed girls went in different times than the guys.

Zeke: Damn. It's that sort of system.

Zeke snapped his fingers, but coughed when he noticed Morag's glare.

Tora: Seems like a good time for bath yes? Well why don't we all jump in and enjoy nice hot relaxation.

Morag: Wait wut?

Morag took a step back at Tora's suggestion. Zeke mouth dropped, Rex face palmed, and Dromarch shook his head.

Tora: All men here. No need to be to fear nudity.

Morag: You want all five of us to bathe together?

Tora: Of course yes. Is there a problem?

Tora tilted his neck in confusion. Zeke chuckled and decided to tease Morag a little.

Zeke: There is a problem Tora my boy. You see Morag is lacking a big part from the rest of us guys.

Morag turned to Zeke with murderous eyes. Zeke just grinned and crossed his arms with confidence. Tora scratched his head at Zeke's answer. Dromarch and Rex just looked at the conversation not wanting to get involved.

Tora: What is Morag missing?

Zeke: Why don't you ask her.

Morag: I would rather not say.

Tora turned to Rex(Don't stare at me Tora!). Since Tora was looking away from Morag, She used the moment to punch Zeke in the gut using her full speed.

Tora: Rex Rex will you answer what part Morag is missing.

Rex saw Morag give him a death glare that could kill Malos himself.

Rex: Why don't you ask Dromarch. He'll answer for you, like when Poppi asked where babies came from.

Rex walked backwards away from the guys(And Morag).

Dromarch: Well you see Tora, Morag is missing... You see when boys are born they have a...-Cough-Cough- Well it seems I am getting ill, its best for me to not speak.

Tora turned back to Morag and noticed Zeke on the ground clutching his stomach.

Tora: What happened?

Morag: It seems that Zeke got a slight stomach ache.

Rex shook his head and covered his mouth to hold back his laughter.

Rex: This has to be the most best heart-2-heart moment in the game.

Tora pressed on Morag to answer, who in return tried to change the conversation. Rex went to talk to Dromarch about this. Poor Zeke was left to attend his pain alone.(Someone call Pandy!)

Rex: Dromarch, do you really think Tora doesn't know about Morag's a woman. I mean I know Tora is kinda slow, but not this slow enoguh to not realize Morag is a woman after how long the journey has been.

Dromarch: Quite, it seems Tora doesn't know Morag is a female. Quite surprising considering Tora's vast knowledge in technology.

Rex: Yeah, I wanna answer Tora's question, but this is way to funny to be solved. -Whispers- This has to be Shonun level obliviousness.

Back with Tora and Morag (and a half dead Zeke)

Tora: Come on Morag, just strip already and jump in hot springs. Tora not have all day.

Morag gave a long sigh. She thought on returning back downstairs, but after all the stress of battle she really wanted a bath. With no other choices, she had to answer him.

Morag: Tora... I'm a woman.

Tora stopped working.

Rex: finally!

Dromarch: Congratulations.

Zeke wheezed in the background, but still gave Tora a thumbs up.

Tora: But that makes no sense considering Morag is the manliest out of the group.

Somewhere a few floors down, Brighid burned her pillow she was using and scared Pandoria and Nia awake.

Rex and Dromarch took a few steps back. Zeke crawled himself away from the massacre that was to occur. Morag took a deep breath and rubbed her temples.

Morag: You know what Tora, fine I will bathe with the group right now. However, I will be wearing my clothes though. Are you happy now?

Tora threw a fist bump.

Tora: Okay, Tora will go tell girls that us guys will be in hot springs for the entire morning.

Tora ran inside leaving everyone else alone. Morag turned to the rest of the gang with blank eyes. Each had their own reactions to her stare.

Rex: Why hasn't this heart-2-Heart moment ended? Why does it keep going. I don't wanna die yet!

Dromarch: Morag please understand that it's not my place to answer such a question about you.

Zeke tried to crawl away, but Morag used anger to teleport and stepped on Zeke.

Morag: I would have accepted Tora asking such a question, but the fact that you guys refused to answer to such a simple question... I will not tolerate humiliation to myself anymore.

The hot springs was filled with screams and crying(Mostly Zeke). The attendants were to afraid to interfere. Tora returned to a almost dead Zeke, a passed out Rex in the water, and a shaved and burnt Dromarch. Morag and Tora quite enjoyed their bath.