This is all from soul's perspective X3 another boredom songfic. I do not own Soul eater or Cake's song "short skirt, long jacket"

Soul put his ipod on shuffle and one of his favorite songs came on. But once he thought about it, it had a meaning he never thought of.

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond

I want a girl who knows what's best

She was always studying,

I want a girl with shoes that cut edge,

And eyes that burn like cigarettes

Those emeralds could see into your soul…

I want a girl with the right allocations

Who's fast and thorough

And sharp as a tack

All of the above, she's been training to make me a death-scythe, for shinigami's sake!

She's playing with her jewelry

She's putting up her hair

She wore the same pigtails every day.

She's touring the facility

And picking up slack

… Yeah.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket...

Hell yeah. She's always wearing those damn short skirts, and that ultra long jacket.

I want a girl who gets up early

I want a girl who stays up late

She always got up early to be on time for school, and stayed up late to study.

I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity

Who uses a machete to cut through red tape

With fingernails that shine like justice

And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

Her voice could give you nightmares if she used it right. I would know.

She is fast and thorough

And sharp as a tack

She's touring the facility

And picking up slack

Once again, yeah.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng... lonnng jacket

Yes! Long, long jacket. And a very short skirt.

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

At Citibank we will meet accidentally

We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

…Didn't that just happen yesterday? When we both stopped at the bank at the same time without knowing each-others plans?

She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest

She wants a car that will get her there

She was dying for a car, but Spirit wouldn't get one for her due to so-called "safety issues"

She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen

She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler La Baron

I had no comment for this one.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket

The song ended. "I don't only want a girl with a short skirt and long jacket, I want Maka"

The front door opened "Soul!" Maka called, "I'm home!"