Disclaimer: JE owns them. I do not. This should be sung to the tune of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch."
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You're a Mean One, Detective Joe
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You're a mean one, Detective Joe.
You really are a jerk.
You yell and scream when Steph's in trouble.
You give her hassle over work,
Detective Joe.
You're a good cop with a bad attitude!
You're a cheater, Detective Joe,
Your boys are as sick as you,
Your test results are scary,
You thought you had the flu,
Detective Joe.
Even Joyce wouldn't touch with you a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a momma's boy, Detective Joe.
You still act three years old.
You throw tantrums when you want to,
You leave your pride out in the cold,
Detective Joe.
The three words that describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Ass, Ass, Ass!"