Summary: Darota should never go into Blair's room without knocking. Placed during the summer between seasons 2 and 3.
Warning: I wrote this at one in the morning due to an utterly stubborn refusal to put my head on the pillow that I don't even understand. And I don't own GG.
Darota was on cloud nine. Everything was going great between her and Vanya, in fact, they had a date that night. She was so happy she decided to make breakfast in bed. So happy she completely missed the noises coming from Blair's room.
Darota marched into the room only to be shocked by the sight of her charge straddling a very naked Chuck Bass.. "AHH!" shrieked the maid, who dropped her tray and ran out of the room. "AHH!" shrieked Blair at the thought of the woman who had raised her more than her mother seeing that.
"Come back" Chuck protested as she slid off him.
"Darota just saw us having sex"
"You're leaving me with blue balls"
"Darota just saw us having sex"
"Seriously Blair, my penis is going to fall off"
"Go to the bathroom, finish yourself"
"I hate to leave you unsatisfied"
'I'm not that hot and bothered right now, Darota just saw us having sex"
"I know that you're at least a little turned on that we got caught"
"Am not!"
macking
"Mmmm"
creak
shift
sigh
moan
"CHUCK!"
Needless to say, Darota never brought Blair breakfast in bed again.
End Notes: For anyone who hasn't seen Chasing Darota check it out, it's awesome coated awesomeness with a gooey awesome center.