Hermione's New Book

100 Prompt: 001. Beginnings
Author: Crazed
Disclaimer: No, HP and HP characters are not mine…not mine at all…and also some references to Cloudlessnights from LJ…check her stuff out…winks
Summery: Hermione has something Ron needs, but won't put her book down…FOR ANYTHING! inset craziness kinda HGRW
Note: There are multipe author's under DeathIsPeachy (see Profile)...and this is Crazed's 1st fanfic...so, be nice like...

Chapter 1: Shhhh...

Hermione was sitting, just starting a new book…this irked Ron to no end.

See, Ron had this need to be snogged…real bad. And, seeing he was home after a hectic school year, there were only three females in the vicinity…his mother, his younger sister, and Hermione. Two were really out, and, seeing as Hermione was his girlfriend, the other would be mad if he didn't snog her.

Unfortunately, Hermione had started a new book….well, not new; it was rather old and tattered, but new to Hermione. Ron knows the trouble of getting Hermione out of a book before she's done…but….DAMN, he NEEDED to be SNOGGED…and soon…or he would die…

"Mione?"

"Shh, I'm reading."

"Hermione….?"

"SHH!"

Ron stood in front of Hermione, "Pleeeease?"

Hermione's brows furrowed together, "I said I'm reading. Why don't you go play with your broom…?"

That's it, thought Ron, Hermione must be serious to be making such innuendos. Time for drastic measures!

Ron ran out the room and into Ginny's.

"Hey!"

"Just borrowing it for a sec, Gin. I'll give it back."

Ginny pouted as Ron ran off with her CD player.

Back in front of Hermione, Ron started the player. Porno music blared out….bad porno music…ya know, the kind they make fun of on Who's Line?

Ron began to strip…slowly…..throwing his cloths at Hermione. She took no interest until she was hit in the face by his boxers…

"Ron, stop that noise would you?"

"I was doing it for you! What's the deal with that book anyways?"

"For you information, I found it at a yard sale…and it belonged to Harry's mum. So, just leave me to read…."

Damn, the strip routine didn't work, and if it was Harry's mom's, well, time for serious measures. Ron got dressed.

Fred and George's Room

"Pleeeease? I NEED your expertise!"

"It'll cost you," Fred replied.

"Quite a bit," continued George.

Ron inwardly groaned, "What is it this time?"

"We need you, dearest brother..." Fred.

"..to retrieve for us, your bestest brothers…" George.

"..a pair of delightful…" Fred.

"..boxers, worn would be best,…"George.

"..from the Boy-Who-Lived!" The twins declared together.

"WHAT? Why do ya need those for!"

Fred, "Trust us…"

"You don't want to know," smiled George.

"Fine!" Ron really needed to be snogged.

Back With Hermione

Ron sat down in a chair near Hermione….the twins better pull through.

Suddenly Fred and George burst in.

"'Ello 'Mione!" Shouts George.

"Watch this!" Giggles Fred.

The Weasley twins start to make out….passionately…..Ron, to say the least is mortified and cannot move/speak/breath to save his life….

This continues on for a good 6 minutes, until both twins have lost their shirts, when Hermione, who has yet to look up from her book, says, "Enough boys. You're scarring my dear Ron. Go back to you jokes, I'm not getting away from this book."

The twins both sigh.

"Did our best Ron…."

Ron….almost faints as they leave the room…..

But, despite just watching his brothers make out, Ron still needs to be snogged. He leaves the room to start his plan….This is, he muses, only the beginning.

Hermione sighs as Ron leaves, her eyes still in the book. I guess this is only the beginning. She flips the page…

Please review…I love you… -Crazed