How to be a Good Host

by penguinbomb5

A list of rules and guidelines that Tamaki Suou gives to new hosts in order to help them out. Maybe you can learn to be a host as well.

-Hello, I am Tamaki Suou.

If you are reading this, that means you want to be a host. Well, of course you want to be a host; you probably just don't know it yet. Even if you don't want to host yet, learning to be a host is the most wonderful experience you can go through. With the help of my friends, I will teach you all that you need to know about hosting, from the basics to the most particular details. We will teach you how to be the charming person you always wanted to be, or perhaps, you will choose a different path.

The choice is yours! The first step in becoming a host is that you must be yourself. Let me rephrase that; you must be who you really are. You must go into the depths of your heart and find the person you have been oppressing. The person that you have been afraid to show everyone because you believe they will laugh at your true self. Do not hide him any longer! People will laugh, but they are laughing at you with congratulations for doing something they are to afraid to do. Who are you on the inside? Are you a classy Casanova like myself? Perhaps you are a cute kid like Honey-Senpai? Maybe you just want to hide your feelings? All those are okay as long as you are yourself, your true self.

Now leave and come back in one to three days. I am being serious. Discovering one's true self takes awhile and if you are not your true self yet, I have to ask you to refrain from reading anymore.

Now that you are your true self, it is now your choice to choose the host(s) you will learn from. Of course, each of the hosts have different knowledge from the rest, so it may be good to pick a few hosts that have similar personalities to your true self. Now I leave you to pick your host(s) and I bid you ado for now!