Hello there readers. I have here for you a brand new story for the series that I came up with!
Now let me give you guys several notices before the story starts:
First of all, I know that the previous story on Leni's spider fear was a disappointment compared to the story 'Lori Dealing with Nomophobia', and I'm unsure how this story will turn out and how successful it'll be. Nonetheless, I do hope you'll enjoy this story anyway.
As far as the plot is concern, this story has a bunch of similarities to the episode 'Space Invader' and will make several references to that episode, except this episode focuses on Lincoln sharing his room with Luna this time and the antics that the rocker sister puts him through.
Also, this story was also inspired by a picture, except that there are several differences to it; rather than Luan setting up 9 alarm clocks on certain days all hidden in the room and going off at different hours throughout the night, the alarm clock prank actually involves the nine clocks going off all at the same time at a particular hour in the morning and Luna had put up with it for at least 24 times within the last 4 and a half weeks before she finally has had enough. That ends up kick starting the plot.
Another thing you should know, I chose Luna to bunk with Lincoln this time because I'll be honest; if there was one of the Loud Sisters I wouldn't mind sharing a room with, Luna would be my pick; well, that and the fact that her antics are played for laughs, hence why this is classified as 'Humor'.
There's also the fact that this story will probably be a multi-chaptered story too, so don't be surprised about that.
Lastly, expect a lot of references to several types of Rock Songs and such, seeing that this story gives a huge focus on Luna, so its to be expected.
Well enough with my overly long rant, let's get started with the actual story now. Enjoy the story everyone!
Disclaimer: All rights to the Loud House belong to Nickelodeon, while all the song references that are made in this story thanks to Luna belong to their rightful owners.
AT THE LOUD HOUSE IN ROYAL WOODS MI:
It was a beautiful Sunday morning in the city of Royal Woods, Michigan, and it looked like everyone was looking forward to a wonderful day today. At the Loud House in particular, we see that most of the siblings are still sleeping before they had to wake up and get the day started. One sibling though, who happens to be the only boy in the family, and goes by the name Lincoln, was waking up as we then focus on his room for a minute, as he lets out a yawn, stretches and then sits up and comes to right afterwards. After he had woken up, he then spent the next few minutes to get himself up.
"Ah, Sunday Mornings," Lincoln started speaking to the readers. "Known as the time of the week where one can truly enjoy themselves and not have to worry about anything at all. Let me tell you readers, Sunday mornings are a personal favorite of mine, since there's not a whole heck of a lot that needs to be done today. Yes, I can tell that today is going to be a fantastic day!"
It was then a scream was heard in another room.
"AAAHHH! BLIMEY!" The voice was revealed to be Luna as Lincoln was startled by it for a second.
"…or maybe not," Lincoln added. "That sounded like Luna. Sounds like she had just woken up…and judging by the way she screamed like that readers, it must not be a good thing…"
Once Lincoln was done breaking the fourth wall, we head over to the room of Luna and Luan, where it was revealed that nine alarms clocks were going off all at the same time, right in Luna's face and ears and it was so loud, it startled her. In a fit of panic, Luna picked up the clocks and tossed them towards the wall, breaking them and getting them to stop as she then had bloodshot eyes and was not in a pleasant mood by that morning greeting.
It was then revealed that it was one of Luan's alarm clock pranks as the jokester sister woke up by that as she then went up and peeked onto Luna's bunk and greeted her with a grin.
"Good morning sis, I hope you find my morning greeting to be very alarming," Luan cracked a pun and laughed. "Get it?"
Luna didn't need a moment to think when she realized what happened; it was one of Luan's alarm clock pranks again, and it has been the 24th time she had done it in a course of 4 and a half weeks. She then gained a look of annoyance as Luan took notice of this and decided to tell her.
"Oh don't give me that look sis," Luan then made another pun. "No need to clock out Luna, because we have a day ahead of us! Hahaha!"
Luna was definitely not in the mood for this, not this time. Normally she can tolerate her roommates' puns and jokes, while giving her as much as a groan and sigh to go with it, but something inside her had made her convinced that she was not wanting to deal with it this time, not after the 24th time of being pranks with those nine alarm clocks.
In spite of this, Luan continued her pun streak with one other pun to throw at her.
"Well, it's time to clock in and alarm the others about starting the day today!" Luan joked as she laughed some more.
Then something in Luna snapped; she couldn't put up with it any longer; she had had enough of this foolishness, especially with the stupid alarm clock pranks that Luan keeps pulling on her. As a result, she furrowed her eyebrows, gritted her teeth and started growling.
"Enough Luan," Luna growled. "I don't want to hear anymore…"
"Oh come on," Luan complained as she went back onto the floor by climbing downward. "Those were actually some of my better puns!"
"I ain't talkin' about just that sis," Luna snapped as she got out of bed and climbed down herself. "I'm also talking about the bloody stupid alarm clock pranks you kept pulling on me! THAT WAS THE 24TH TIME YOU DID THAT TO ME IN THE COURSE OF FOUR AND A HALF WEEKS!"
Luan was taken aback by this sudden outburst, and felt like retorting.
"Wow, looks like someone's in a grouchy mood," Luan retorted. "Want me to give you a more alarming welcome to get you in a better mood?"
"NO DANG NABBIT!" Luna yelled angrily. "You don't get it Luan, those pranks are constantly putting me through bloody hell and I can never have some time to wake up in the morning! I flipping hate dealing with your stupid alarm clock pranks!"
"Excuse me," Luan was offended as annoyance crept into her voice. "I'll have you know that those 'stupid' alarm clock pranks take me a good 16 hours to prep and I put in a lot of effort to create those wake up pranks."
"Gee, I can see why, I end up having to be the victim of your notorious clock pranks," Luna laughed sarcastically. "Not only that, but I also can't stand your stupid alarm clock puns you deliver to me right after I get awoken by them dammit!"
"Hey, I do a good job with my clock based puns," Luan scoffed. "Don't get all angry with me about that."
"You know, I don't know how I can even put up with your bleeding jokes everyday dudette," Luna sneered. "Your jokes are as terrible as Cliff's cat poop!"
"Hmph, says the girl that constantly acts like a well reknowned rock star, and constantly fascinates over that stupid rock star Mick Swagger all the ding dong time," Luan countered with anger creeping into her voice now.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MICK SWAGGER MATE?!" Luna boomed loudly. "DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY IDOL LIKE SOME TRASH HEEP THAT BELONGS IN THE JUNKY PILE DUDE!?"
"Well I can't stand how you think my jokes are bad," Luan snapped back. "I can't stand your loud music!"
"And I can't stand your lame and annoying jokes!" Luna countered back.
It was then Luna and Luan had a very loud and ambitious argument which got the other sisters to wake up and check into their room to see them arguing with each other. Lori being the eldest sister she is, took notice of this first.
"Oh great, looks like Luan pulled her alarm clock prank on Luna again," Lori sighed. "That was literally the 24th time already."
"O-M-Gosh guys, I can't watch this," Leni the ditzy sister panicked. "Its totes bad for my skin!"
Leni then shielded her eyes with her sleeping mask.
"Woah man," Lynn the sporty sister spoke. "They are really angry at each other this time. It kind of reminds me of the time me and Lucy were having our own scuffle."
"Sigh, I'd have to agree with you on that Lynn," Lucy the gothic sister spoke.
"Oh man," Lana, the dirty animal loving tomboy twin spoke. "They are really at each others throats this time around."
"No duh," Lola the pageant winning twin retorted. "They are acting worse than you Lana."
"Nah ah, they're actually acting worse than you Lola," Lana countered angrily.
"They're worse than you," Lola snapped.
"No, they're worse than you," Lana snapped back.
"DIRT BAG!"
"PRISSY GIRL!"
The twins then engaged into their own scuffle like normal as Lori sighed at this. It was then Lisa, the genius sister made her comment.
"Uh huh, it's just like I theorized in the first place, this ridiculous time keeping shenanigan has went over the edge this time around," Lisa remarked.
"Poo poo?" Lily the one year old baby spoke in confusion as Luna and Luan continued to argue…
A few minutes later, the loud argument made it's way to Lincoln as he decided to investigate it, being the type of brother he is as he heard Luna and Luan arguing again and saw his sisters crowding the entrance of the room to the point where he couldn't see what was going on. Because of that, he had to ask this particular question.
"Excuse me," Lincoln spoke at a moderate volume. "What is going on?"
Lori actually heard him and turned to face her brother.
"Oh, hey Lincoln," Lori sighed before explaining to him. "Luan pulled one of her alarm clock pranks on Luna again and it really must have set her off this time, since she and Luan are engaging in a very heated argument. By the looks of it, it looks like the argument has gotten a lot worse than before."
Lincoln spent the next few moments taking in all that information his eldest sister gave him before something clicked in his head. Gaining a shocked look, he now looked afraid by his facial expression.
Oh no… Lincoln thought to himself as he had put up with something like this before, and now it was happening again, like déjà vu was kicking it. Bearing a panic-stricken face, Lincoln wasted no time in bolting back to his room and slamming the door shut in fear. Seeing that the readers were confused by his actions, Lincoln started to explain.
"Okay readers, you are probably confused by what I just did right? Well let me ask you this; do you all remember the time where I had to share my room with Lynn, and she put me through so much with her antics, such as the rough housing, the Dutch Ovens, and the obnoxious loud snoring," Lincoln asked the readers. "Well something like that is happening again, and this time I fear that one of my sisters will want to move in with me and then I'll have to put up with their antics, not to mention I'm still crept out by Lynn's 'lack of balls' comment from that one time."
Lincoln then sighed as he continued.
"Let me just say this; I love all of my sisters, I really do, but sometimes, I would just like to not have to deal with their antics becoming a part of my routine day to day, but unfortunately, that's almost impossible since I live in such a big family," Lincoln continued. "And if you all must know, in my family, sharing is an essential to our lives, and it's to be expected from all of us. This also includes rooms, something I don't want to put up with again."
Lincoln then listened in from his door and heard the argument had softened to the point where it stopped.
"Well, I guess the argument must have ceased and they worked things out," Lincoln assured himself. "Maybe this time I won't have to share my room again since Luna and Luan had made up with each other and won't have to move in to my room. Yup, it looks like Lincoln Loud is in the clear today and nothing will go wrong this time."
Sadly, to his misfortune, someone knocked at his door which startled him and got his attention.
"Hmm, who could that be?" Lincoln questioned himself as he then went over to the door to open it up.
Once he opened the door, he was greeted to a desperate Luna, who had a bag of most of her stuff in it, and Lincoln was worried about where this will go.
"L-Luna," Lincoln gulped and asked nervously, hoping that she wouldn't want what he thinks she'd want. "What…what are you doing here?"
"Hey bro, there's no way I'm spending another bloody night with that so-called jokester Luan," Luna explained. "Would it be alright if I move into your room Lincoln?"
Lincoln's face fell as he then looked fear-stricken once again.
AHHHHH! Lincoln screamed mentally, but he took a deep breath and then spoke.
"Uh, sorry Luna, but I uh…can't share my room with anyone," He said.
"Why not dude?" Luna was confused.
"You remember what happened the last time I shared a room with one of my sisters, with Lynn to be precise," Lincoln reminded her. "I had to put up with her rough housing, her Dutch Ovens, and her obnoxious loud snoring that kept me up all night to the point where I had to sleep in the bathroom!"
Not to mention the 'lack of balls' comment. Lincoln kept that thought to himself.
"Bro, you don't have to worry about a thing," Luna told him. "I am nothing like Lynn and I can pledge to you that I am a much better room mate than she was! Plus, you're the best brother I could ask for dude. We all look up to you for help when we need it! So please, just let me room in with you bro."
"Well, I'd love to, but as par code of Lincoln's room policy, I can't take offers to have sisters bunk in with me, especially after last time," Lincoln told her. "So I'm afraid you can't move into my room Luna."
It was then Luna became very desperate as she then started to plea to him in a dramatic rock star way.
"Oh come on bro," Luna got onto her knees to plea. "Don't leave me hanging! I'm practically on my knees here dude! DON'T MAKE ME BEG MAN!"
"Sorry Luna, but my mind is made up," Lincoln protested. "You can't move in with me."
"PLEASE, GIMME SHELTER!" Luna shouted in a rock star fashion while begging to move in with him.
"My decision is final, good day."
With that said Lincoln closed the door on her and leaned his back against the door and had a look of relief. Unfortunately, the look slowly started to turn into that of pure guilt; true, Luna's music was loud and ambitious at times, but when she wasn't rocking out, she happens to be one of the nicer sisters he has, and it just so happens that he tends to get along with her the best. Surely letting her room with him until she can make up with Luan wouldn't hurt, would it?
Letting out a sigh of guilt, Lincoln then turns around and opens his door again and then said to Luna.
"Fine, you can bunk in my room for the day Luna," Lincoln told her. "Or until you can make up with Luan again."
This got the rocking sister hyped and excited as she jumped to her feet.
"Very rocking choice bro," Luna remarked. "Thank you for this buddy. I promise you won't regret this dude!"
Luna then went into his room and dropped the box of instruments right beside Lincoln's bed. Lincoln then sighed again as he said.
"It's just for one day," He told himself. "Still, I can already tell how this day is going to go."
With that said, Lincoln went back into his room as Luna was looking at a lot of his stuff as he decided to inform her about the rules of his room.
"Now Luna, I already told Lynn about this once before, but there are several rules to follow regarding my room," Lincoln started. "The first rule is to not touch my stuff and mess around…with everything…"
Lincoln noticed his explanation fell on deaf ears as Luna wasn't paying attention to him. He sighed in defeat as he realized that telling her the rules would be pointless.
"…never mind," Lincoln stated as Luna turned to face Lincoln and made this particular comment.
"You know bro, I'm noticing a complete lack of rocks in this room," Luna's comment got Lincoln nervous for a second, but once she said rocks, he let out a sigh of relief, while at the same time, had a confused look on his face.
At least she didn't say balls. He thought to himself, while wondering when Luna collected stones. Noticing his confused stare, she decided to explain further.
"No Soft Rock, no Hard Rock, no Punk Rock, no Glam Rock," Luna said. "No Rock! Well, it's a good thing I got my Rock and Roll albums with me!"
She then dumped all of her Rock Albums from a box onto the floor, which got Lincoln a little ticked, but he decided to keep it to himself. Lincoln then noticed the time and that he should get going.
"Well Luna, it's great that we're roomies and all, but I guess I should get going now," Lincoln said. "I'll see you later sis!"
"Whoa ho, not so fast there brah," Luna stopped him. "You just got yourself a new rocking roommate! I say that we should spend the day together rocking out like a true brother and sister should dude!"
"But we haven't eaten breakfast," Lincoln objected. "And we still have to get prepped up for today."
"Relax bro, I wouldn't do that to you unless you are all ready for the day," Luna stated. "After we get ready for the day, you and me will head to the garage and rock out like there's no tomorrow!"
"I don't get a saying in any of this?" Lincoln questioned, hoping for a way out.
"Well, I guess you could dude," Luna spoke. "But since we're roommates now, it wouldn't be as fun without you little bro."
Lincoln had no idea on how to counter against that, and Luna didn't give him the chance either, as she then grabbed his hand and said.
"It's settled, after breakfast and such, we are going to spend a rocking day together dude," Luna had a hyped look on her face as she left the room, dragging Lincoln with her. "Let's rock Lincoln!"
Lincoln bared an annoyed look as this thought came to his mind.
I can already tell this day is going to drive me insane.
Luna then dragged Lincoln downstairs where they decided to get ready for the day before spending some time together rocking out like crazy…
Hours have passed as Lincoln had to spend a good portion of the day with Luna against his will as aside from the typical morning routine that had to be followed, the two of them had rocked out in the garage like a garage band with Lincoln and Luna jamming and rocking out to different types of Rock songs, two in particular were 'Welcome to the Jungle' by Guns N Roses, and 'Hells Bells' by AC/DC. They also jammed out to songs from other Rock artists, such as Pink Floyd, Metallica, Linkin Park, Queen, Aerosmith, among others Rock groups, especially Mick Swagger himself. Needless to say, Lincoln eventually grew more and more tired from it as time passed, wondering when he could finally take a break for a bit. Luckily for him, Luna had told him that she has to go to a concert for a bit and that she'll be back in a while. This got Lincoln relieved as he decided to use that time wisely to himself to enjoy something he likes doing for a while.
It was now 5:00 o'clock in the afternoon as we see Lincoln in his room only in his underwear as he was spending his alone time reading one of his comic books.
"Ah, it's a good thing Luna left for a bit while I can spend some time to myself," Lincoln said to the readers. "I spent a good portion of the day rocking out with Luna to several rock songs by various groups that are too much to name. I'm just glad I can get some down time and take advantage of this by kicking back and reading my comics in my undies like I had wanted to do earlier. Yup, it's great to have this time to myself."
Lincoln then spent the next several minutes or so reading his comics in his underwear.
Sadly, the good stuff had to come to an end, since at exactly 5:30, the door slammed opened which got Lincoln to jump as he saw that Luna had returned, but that wasn't what made him scream; no what made him scream was the fact that accompanying Luna was her roadie known as Chunk. This got Lincoln in a state of panic.
"AAAAAAHHH!" Lincoln screamed as Luna was talking to Chunk.
"Alright, I'm telling you Chunk, that was the best Rock Concert I've taken part in!" Luna shouted excitedly.
"Oi love, that was a smashing concert, wasn't it," Chunk remarked.
"It sure was brah," Luna then turned his attention to the room she's staying in. "Anyway Chunk, this is the new room I'm staying in."
"Amazing set up you have here mate," Chunk complimented.
"Yup, and this is my new room mate that I am staying with; my little bro and buddy Lincoln," Luna then said to her brother. "Hey Lincoln, you remember my roadie Chunk right?"
Lincoln was speechless as he was embarrassed by this.
"I guess that expression means he remembers who you are Chunk," Luna said.
"Well cheers to that, pleasure to be in your presence again man," Chunk greeted as he noticed Lincoln was in his underwear only. "By the way mate, those are very smashing looking undies you have on mate, really digging them."
It was that comment that caused Lincoln to grit his teeth, furrow his eyebrows and his face went red from humiliation and annoyance as he was steaming. Luna took notice of this and knew what this meant. As a result, she turned to face her roadie and told him.
"Uh Chunk, I think you better go now dude," Luna told him. "I apologize for that mate."
"No worries love, I should be going anyway," Chunk told her. "Talk to ya later, okay Luna?"
"Yup, take care Chunk," Luna said. "Have a good evening."
"You too mate,"
With that said Chunk then left and headed downstairs and went out the front door and decided to leave the place. Once he was completely gone, Luna turned her attention to Lincoln as she then said.
"Sorry about that bro," Luna apologized to him.
"LUNA! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR!?"
"Hey bro," Luna defended herself. "I just wanted to show Chunk just how rocking my roommate was and show him my new room that I'm staying in. How was I suppose to know you'd be in your undies only reading comics?"
Lincoln was still a little peeved off about that, but he decided not to let it overcome himself.
"Just forget it Luna," Lincoln sighed and decided to let it go.
"Well, in any case bro, since I'm back, maybe we can rock out some more," Luna told him. "There's a song that I'd love to perform with you anyway, and I think you'll love it."
Looking at her in confusion, Luna then said.
"I know how much you love comics bro, so I was thinking we could perform a classic hardcore heavy metal tune called 'Iron Man'," Luna told him. "You know that song that's by 'Black Sabbath'? Come on man!"
Lincoln wasn't sure if he wanted to, but seeing that he has no choice for that matter, he didn't decide to detest it.
"Fine sis," Lincoln sighed. "Let's get it over with."
"That's the spirit bro!" Luna grabbed Lincoln and ran out of the room with him. "There's just enough time to do it before dinner…"
She then noticed Lincoln was still in his undies as she then let him go.
"…we'll do it after you put your clothes back on buddy." Luna said as Lincoln marched back to his room to put on his full clothes before being dragged by Luna again to rock out some more before dinner.
After they jammed out and rocked out to 'Iron Man' by Black Sabbath, they then decided to get ready for dinner with the rest of the family, with Luna steering clear of Luan and spending time with Lincoln instead. After dinner, they continued to rock out some more together for a good portion of the evening…
LATER THAT NIGHT…
After spending a good portion of his time with Luna jamming to more awesome Rock songs including classics from the Beatles, to The Clash, and any other famous Rock groups you can think of, they jammed too, Lincoln was more than ready to turn in for the night as he had just gotten out of the bathroom from brushing his teeth and was making his way back to the bedroom, when he passed by Luna on the way over there.
"Hey bro," Luna noticed her brother passing by. "Heading back to the bedroom aren't ya?"
Letting out a yawn, Lincoln responded to her question.
"Yeah, I'm turning in early tonight," He stated. "After a day like today, I really could use some shut eye you know what I mean?"
Despite being told that, Luna didn't remove that grin that she had on her face, as if she was planning something for Lincoln.
"I get what you're laying down bro, and that's cool," Luna said casually. "I'll be in there in a moment, I got a very rocking surprise for you dude, for being an awesome roommate."
"Uh huh," Lincoln really didn't care what she was referring to at that point; he just wanted to go to sleep. "That's fine Luna, see you in a few."
Lincoln went into his room to go to sleep while Luna went and got that 'surprise' all prepped up which took at least a good few minutes to prepare…
Afterwards, in Lincoln's room, we see the 11 year old boy sleeping peacefully and didn't look disturbed at all. Luna entered his room quietly with her purple Dean Electric Guitar and her killer amps as she closed the door behind her. Lincoln continued to sleep peacefully…well, until Luna played her amps at full blast with her guitar as she was performing the opening guitar intro to 'Holiday' by Green Day, which got Lincoln to buzz upward and cringe at that loud noise.
Lincoln then saw his sister blasting her amps with her guitar, and he looked pretty annoyed by it as he tried to get her attention.
"Luna!? LUNA! LUNA! LUNA!"
Fortunately for him, his last scream got Luna's attention as the rocker sister stopped for a second to acknowledge him.
"Wassup bro, you actually like my rocking guitar entrance I did for you, my room mate?" Luna asked.
"Luna, why are you blasting your amps at this time when you know that I wanted to get some sleep," Lincoln questioned her in irritation.
"Oh come on bro, I'm just doing this to show my appreciation and gratitude for having a great and rad brother like you allow me to bunk in your room," Luna exclaimed. "Besides, you have a rocking new room mate staying in your room, and as your new room mate, I say we're gonna rock and roll all night!"
"And I suppose we'll party everyday too, right?" Lincoln asked in a rather deadpanned voice.
"You got it bro!" Luna whooped at how Lincoln got that correct as she continued jamming through her amps as she then started to sing too.
"This is the dawning of the rest of our lives, on Holiday!" Luna sung as she continued playing and rocking out with the guitar with her trademark rocking moves, while Lincoln just groaned in aggravation as this kept going for a good period of time, with Luna even shouting 'STAGE DIVE!' every so often as a result before landing on Lincoln's bed and interrupting Lincoln's sleep even more…
One hour later, it was now 9:00 o'clock pm as Luna had finally gave the amps and guitar a rest as the lights were off and Lincoln was relieved about this.
Finally, maybe now I can get some sleep. Lincoln thought to himself as Luna tucked herself in right next to Lincoln on his bed as Lincoln stared to doze off to sleep. Unfortunately for him, he found himself woken up with Luna listening to her headphones at full blast where he could hear it, and the song that Luna was listening to was 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' by Nirvana, which got Lincoln irked by how he was able to hear it.
'WITH THE LIGHTS OUT, IT'S LESS DANGEROUS! Here we are now, ENTERTAIN US! I FEEL STUPID…'
Getting irritated by this, Lincoln then took the headphones off of Luna, and stopped the song from playing, which got Luna's attention.
"Dude!?" Luna scolded, not happy by what Lincoln did.
"Luna, why the heck are you listening to your music at full blast," Lincoln questioned. "I can't fall asleep with that blasting next to my ear!"
"Bro, this helps me to fall asleep," Luna exclaimed. "It soothes me to the point where I end up falling asleep."
"But do you have to blast it that loud, right next to my ear no less?" Lincoln asked.
"Buddy, trust me, this is my method for falling asleep for the longest time dude," Luna stated. "And plus, you remember about my little Sedatephobia issue, right?"
Lincoln sighed as she said that, Luna taking her headphones, and put them back on.
"Thanks bro," Luna gave him a smile before she resumed playing the song at full blast as Lincoln covered his head with a pillow to tune out the song that was playing, which lasted for a good period of time…
It was now 11:00 o'clock as Luna was finally out cold and no longer blasting her headphones, much to Lincoln's relieve as he wiped his forehead.
At last, I can go to sleep without any problems. Lincoln thought to himself as he slowly drifted to sleep, finally getting the peace and quite to achieve it.
Before he fell asleep however, he started to hear Luna talk in her sleep. To Lincoln, it sounded indistinguishable since he couldn't understand it.
"Huh?"
He then heard Luna moan in her sleep with some pleasure in it, getting Lincoln a little confused.
"Eh?"
"Oh…oh…" Luna was speaking in her sleep, and this got Lincoln's curiosity as he tried to listen to what she was saying. He then heard Luna say the next sentence clear.
"Oh Sam, you're rocking tonight love."
Sam? Lincoln was confused at first until it hit him; he remembered the time that he and his sisters thought a secret admirer was sending one of them a love note, and Luna's secret crush was on someone called Sam. Lincoln knew that much, but what he didn't know was what Sam's true gender was...
She must be dreaming about Sam. Lincoln thought to himself.
"Sammy baby, you are really laying down my jams tonight dude!" Luna said in her sleep.
Before Lincoln could think further, Luna while still asleep, wrapped her arms around Lincoln, unaware of what she was doing as Lincoln was getting nervous.
"What are you doing Luna?" Lincoln tried to ask her, but Luna was still sleeping while speaking.
"Hot dog Sam, you're on fire tonight love," Luna whispered. "You just sparked my inner amps brah!"
"Uh…" Lincoln was feeling a tad uncomfortable as he had a bad feeling as to where this was going.
"Oh love, how about we kiss," Luna asked in her sleep. "I'm all amped up enough to give a French kiss to you, Sammy baby."
It was then Lincoln gained a fear stricken look on his face, worried that Luna might do what he thinks she'll do to him unwillingly.
Oh no…
"Luna? Please wake up Luna!" Lincoln tried to wake her up, but to no avail. "Please, I'm not liking this!"
"Oh Sammy love, I think we should walk this way," Luna chimed to that Aerosmith song. "Ah, just give me a kiss, like this!"
In her sleep, Luna puckered her lips and they were heading straight for Lincoln's lips as he kept trying to wake her up.
"Luna! Please stop this right now," Lincoln begged. "This is INSANE, MADNESS, HYSTER-!"
He didn't get to finish that sentence as Luna slammed her lips onto his lips, giving him an old fashion kiss for a moment before she said through kissing.
"Sam, you are rocking awesome tonight love." Luna said.
Of course, Lincoln made the dumb mistake of trying to talk to her through the kiss, because not only did it fail to wake her up, but it also granted her tongue the entrance into his mouth as her tongue found its way into his mouth and the moment her tongue went and wrapped around his tongue did his eyes bulge out, pupils shrank and he gained a cringe looking face as we then zoom out to the exterior of the Loud House as Lincoln then let out a blood curling scream in 3…2…1…
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
It was then we heard Lola scream in the house without leaving her bedroom.
"HEY, DO YOU MIND!? SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR BEAUTY SLEEP YOU KNOW!"
It was now 3:00 o'clock AM and in the bathroom, we see a grossed out and desperate Lincoln over the sink, having used mouthwash a good 40 times in a row, in order to get rid of the incest that Luna left in his mouth unintentionally, and he could have sworn that she had left some saliva in his mouth too. He then rinsed his mouth again.
"Bleah! That was insane," Lincoln complained as he rinsed his incest-infested mouth once again. "Who would have thought that the taste of incest would taste so horrifying…Bleck!"
Granted, Luna had no intention of kissing Lincoln like that and she only did it in her sleep, but it was still horrifying for the eleven year old boy to experience. Speaking of which, the scream Lincoln made earlier didn't wake Luna up at all, in fact it amped her even further. Luckily, Lincoln managed to break free as he bolted for the bathroom and closed the door behind him.
Once Lincoln was finally done rinsing his mouth out with Mouth Wash, he poked his head out of the door, and saw that Luna was still sleeping in his bedroom. Not wanting to end up in another situation like the one he was just in, Lincoln decided it was best if he sleeps in the bathroom instead, hoping this would all go away tomorrow.
"Well, I just hope this all blows over tomorrow," Lincoln said to himself. "I really don't want to end up in…in…that situation I was just in with Luna." It was shown that Lincoln had grabbed one of his pillows from the room before he headed into the bathroom.
"It's a good thing I grabbed one of my pillows that I'll be using to sleep on," Lincoln grabbed said pillow and made his way to the bathtub. "Well I guess I'm sleeping in here again, just like the time that Lynn took over my room with her loud snoring. I hope I can resolve this tomorrow, but for now, I need some sleep…"
Lincoln climbed into the bathtub, put his pillow down, and then lied down and went to sleep in the tub, not wanting to be given another incestuous kiss by Luna while she's sleeping. Lincoln then slept the night away, with hopes that tomorrow will be much better…
END OF PART 1…
YEAH THAT'S IT FOR THIS PART! I TOLD YOU THIS STORY WOULD BE A MULTI-CHAPTERED STORY! STILL, I HOPE THIS STORY IS DECENT SO FAR!
NOW IN ALL HONESTY, I DON'T KNOW HOW WELL THIS STORY WILL DO, CONSIDERING HOW THE PREVIOUS STORY I DID DIDN'T HAVE THE SAME SUCCESS THAT THE NOMOPHOBIA STORY HAD, BUT I HOPE IT ACHEIVES SOME SUCCESS!
ALSO, AS FAR AS LUNA'S BISEXUALITY IS CONCERNED, IT'S MADE MENTION HERE THANKS TO THE DREAM THAT SHE HAD. THAT DREAM THAT SHE HAD THAT WASN'T SHOWN ISN'T MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, IN CASE IT WERE TO SPARK SOME CONTROVERSY. JUST SO YOU ALL KNOW!
ANOTHER THING, LINCOLN'S REACTION TO THE FRENCH KISS LUNA UNWILLINGLY GAVE HIM IN HER SLEEP IS WHAT HIS REACTION WOULD BE IN THE ACTUAL SHOW IF HE WERE TO ACTUALLY READ ONE OF THE MANY STORIES IN THE LOUDCEST COMMUNITY. JUST LETTING YOU KNOW IN CASE SOME OF YOU ARE CONFUSED BY THAT.
OH THAT'S RIGHT, BEFORE I FORGET, THIS STORY ALSO HAS SOME CONTINUATIONS WITH 'LORI DEALING WITH NOMOPHOBIA' SINCE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER, LORI ENDS UP TALKING TO LINCOLN ABOUT HIS LUNA ISSUE AND HOW HER ANTICS ARE DRIVING HIM NUTS! BUT THAT WON'T BE UNTIL NEXT TIME!
ANYWAY, FOR NEXT CHAPTER, IN ADDITION TO THE AFOREMENTIONED TALK LORI WILL HAVE WITH LINCOLN, LINCOLN PLANS ON GETTING LUNA TO MOVE OUT OF HIS ROOM, DOES NUMEROUS STUFF TO DRIVE HER OFF, GETS A GOOD IDEA TO DO SO, AND SOME OTHER STUFF WILL OCCUR AS WELL! HOW WILL THIS GO? WHAT KIND OF PLAN WILL LINCOLN COME UP WITH FIRST? AND HOW WILL HIS TALK WITH HIS ELDEST SISTER INSPIRE HIM? FIND OUT NEXT TIME READERS!
FOR NOW, ONLY IF YOU LIKE, LEAVE YOURSELF A REVIEW AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF THE STORY SO FAR!
ASIDE FROM THAT, THAT'S ALL I GOT FOR NOW! UNTIL NEXT CHAPTER, I DO HOPE YOU LOOK FORWARD TO THE REMAINDER OF THE STORY, AND WITH THAT SAID, GOODBYE FOR NOW READERS!