The Bois Story
Chapter 1- The Hunt
Exterior: Abandoned Minecraft Mineshaft
Interior: The Group of Mitchell Dylan, Rye Bread, and Jimbo continue there search for the Mark boi
MD: Ey where's my veebba Markie at
Rye:I don't know but we gotta find him before Bowser takes him to the Mushroom Kingdom
Jimbo: *screaming autistically racial slurs*
MD: Don't worry bois we gonna find our big boi Markie
Jimbo: Don't you just hate fucking Jews
Rye: Jimbo stop with the shit, you're only here cause we needed a third person and Mark can't cause he's lost nibba
portal opens*
MD:Wait is that him?!
The Alien from the movie Paul (2011) comes out*
Paul: I think I might know where you're friend is
the three stare at him and then gang rape him because that Shit's not fly zone*
Jimbo: Don't fuck with us Paul
Rye: Yea, where's our bud
Paul: He's…He's in the…
Chapter 2- The Escape
Exterior: Mushroom Kingdom
Interior: Markie tries to escape the clutches of the Koopa King, Bowser
Mark: Hey the fuck am I doing here, I'm trying to get back to my own omniverse faggot I don't fuck with the lames like you
Bowser: You've been stepping on my niggas in the Turtle Gang for quite a while now so you know that I'm gonna have to pull up with the glock now
Mark wiggles out of restraints and waits to attack the King*
Bowser: You're a lil' fucker and if I see you in my hood again Imma run up on you and guess what you tried runnin up on me so you gonna get the glock
Mark: Oh yea King Cuck I'll wipe you
Mark does a triple backflip onto his feet and grabs his switchblade from its holster*
Mark:I have my gang lookin for me you ain't got shit on me you rip off Ninja Turtle
portal opens, and Paul and the Bois, and sadly Jimbo come out*
Paul: we're about to serve some turtle soup nigga
glock war spreads and Markie is caught between the glockfire*
Mark: I told you my gang out here flexing boi
MD: Don't worry Mark stay there I got backup coming
Mark: Is it "The One"
MD: Yea it's him
Rye: No fucking way you got him
Large Boi Portal opens to reveal "The One"*
Bowser: What it can't be, is that…
Chapter 3- Glock Battle
Exterior: Mushroom Kingdom
Interior: The Bois and the Turtle Gang are locked in intense battle and Mark is caught in between immense fire
Bowser: It's…
Lil' Boom: *cutting off Bowsers sentence while Fuck Clowns plays in the background* Bowser you think you can fuck with the bois and get away with it
Bowser is speechless from fear*
Lil Boom: BOWSER DISS TRACK
Lil' Boom drops the most fire mixtape in a millennia and gives Markie a window of opportunity to get to the bois
Mark: That's right you shell bitch, YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE GREAT JOURNEY
shocked by the sheer force of the Diss Track the Mario Omniverse explodes and the Turtle Gang is forced to take shelter in another omniverse as for our heros, they enjoy a post-rescue lunch by the firepit*
Jimbo: That was fucking intense
MD: Yea it was pretty woke
Mark: what a great journey
Jimbo: what now
lil' boom prepares a boom pie filled with the flesh of fallen koopas*
MD: Now we have to find Peach she has some info on the Turtle Gang that we need A$AP Rocky
Chapter 4-A Great Journey
Exterior: A Campfire near the Explosion of the Mario Omniverse
Interior: The Bois recollect the days events and are in search of Merchant Peach, Mark talks with an Old Ally on the Great Battles
Mark: Yes I remember the wars ok, shit still has me fucked
Person on the Phone: you got your Flame Hammer right
Mark: No it's been confiscated by the Turtles while I was in their clutches
Phone Person: How are you going to Great Journey
Mark hangs up the phone and throws his hands up in the air*
Jimbo: What is the Great Journey you Arab
Mark: What it is is none of your root tootin bee's wax bud that's what
Mark goes to his tent and sits quietly and the others indulge themselves in the meat of the Koopa People*
Lil' Boom serenades everyone with a mixtape and Mitchell Dylan goes into the tent to find Mark sleeping with a book by his side*
He reads its cover*
MD: "The Great Journey"
Mitchell opens the book and is scarred when he sees Mark and Kirby Eiffel Towering some poor Vietnamese woman*
MD: what a great journey
MD walks back to the group*
Jimbo: So what is The Great Journey
MD: Nothing bud, must be a mystery
Rye: I received a transmission from Merchant Peach
Jimbo: I thought she was a princess
Rye: Used to be, Used to be
Chapter 5-Merchant-Verse
Exterior: Campfire Early Morning
Interior: Our Heroes prepare to go to the Merchant-verseB14
(unlike other omniverses, a Merchant-verse has is strictly regulated by the Omniment,The Government of all Public Omniverses)
Rye: Everyone got there disguises ready
Jimbo: Why do we need disguises, like fuck
Rye: Because we're on the Omniment's Watch List for being part of multiple parts of the Terrorist Attacks happening recently
Jimbo: Oh yea, forgot about that
MD: Yea we need to find Merchant Peach and Mike-Boi
Jimbo: Why Mike-Boi
Mark: Because he's a Crooked Cop that's going to help us get to Peach safely and we definitely need it Jim-Nut
Our Heroes go and cross the border to the Merchant-verse safely*
They find the meeting spot and find Mike-Boi*
Mike: We've been expecting you Gang
Lil' Boom:We?
Mike: Yea, Me and this pack of donuts I was hungry bitch
Lil' Boom nods in agreement*
Mike: Now let's get you to Peach, some of Omni Service is looking for you so let's hurry to Peach's Mushroom Shop
Mark: Yes let's flex on down there
Chapter 6-Peach Sells The News
Exterior: Merchant Peach's Mushroom Shop
Interior: The Bois with help from Paul's Cloaking technology get to the shop safely to see what info she has about the Turtle Gang
Paul: Why the fuck did I use my cloak tech just to find this bitch
Peach: I used to be royalty and you are too, a royal pain in my ass that is
Paul sits outside and contemplates life for a while*
Peach: Ok now that we got Paul outta here, The Turtle Gang moved to a Sanctuary Omniverse, which protects them from the Omniment and you guys but if you manage to get them out of there you can finish them off for good
Mark: What's the Sanctuary Omniverse called?
Peach: The Canada Omniverse, in its walls you can't even talk out of turn it's impossible, the air there is so thick as to make it impossible to say or do mean shit
Jimbo: Yea Imma stay at the campfire for that one or I'll fucking die to those fucking Moose-Fuckers
MD:Let's get that shit under wraps I want these gotta outta my Hood cause I don't need em' tryna run up on me no mo' you feel
Mike:I don't have jurisdiction there, you guys are gonna be on your own and those fuckers are crazy, they can kill you with their niceness
Mark: We have to take the risk, so I can slit those little bitches throat and Great Journey them
Mitchell Dylan throws up from the thought of the Great Journeying*
Mark: you ok Dylbert
MD: yea just a little sick that's all
Dylan lies as to not unfold the Great Journey info onto everyone*
Mega-Glockfire is heard from outside and shit hits the fan*
Chapter 7- Caught Buying
Exterior: The Front of Peach's Mushroom Shop
Interior: The Bois here Mega-Glockfire and run outside to see Paul (2011) shot
Paul: You fuckers, I'm played by Seth Rogan you can't kill me off
Police:No Alien Terrorist Ass-Necks allowed
Police kill of Paul (2011)*
MD: Shit they fucking found us, this shit ain't woke this shit sleep vro
Police look over to see the bois*
Police: Hey you Terror-Faggots get over here so we can end you worthless fucking life
Mark disarms the Police Officer and proceeds to snap his neck in front of a school of children*
Mark:You know who the fuck I am, I don't take shit from boys in blue
The Bois, Peach, and Mike-boi flee the Merchant-Verse so they don't get wiped by the PoPo*
Jimbo: Fucking Pigs Donut eating ass eaters, go kill a minority or something
Rye: Welp, I guess we can't go back there, and why are we chasing you down aren't you royalty why the fuck did we have to go to the Merchant-Verse to get you Peach
Peach: Well, a while back when the Turtle Gang still was in the Mario Omniverse before you fuckin wiped it off the map, I had an affair with Toad and I couldn't show my face there anymore but it's whatever now cause you blew up the whole fucking Omniverse
Mike: look guys I can't go to the Canada Omniverse with you but here's the route to it and my Anime Waifu will help you get to it
Makoto joins the party*
Mitchell Dylan and Rye Bread stare at each other put on dark shaders on and say in sync*
MD and Ryan: Death Road to Canada
The Gang enters The Marrow (a sub-omniverse that links omniverses together) and make to the exit leading to the Death Road*
Chapter 8-DRTC
Exterior: In a Prius
Interior: The Bois, Peach, and Makoto have made it 14 of the 15 days it takes to get to the Border of the Canada Omniverse
MD: Damn these Zombos are pains in the ass
Rye: Yea I'm still shocked those bandits beat Lil' Boom in a Pose-Off and killed em'
Makoto: At least we got FatBoy now
Fatboy: Nigga you gotta invest ya money so even when you taking Power Naps you making money
Fatboy starts handing everyone $100 bills*
Fatboy: Invest this in beating the Turtle Gang's Fucking Shell Ass
Jimbo: I'm gonna spend this on a Confederate Flag
Rye: We're almost at the Border Gang
Siege Mode starts*
Everybody gets swarm fucked by a shit ton of Zombies*
Canadian: Sorry but we had to do it to ya
Canadian Official drops giant sorry on the Zombies and kills all of them*
MD: Thanks for the help bud
Canadian: No problem, eh
Mark: Can you help us find the Turtle Gang, we need to clean em' out before they start causin more trouble
Canadian: Sorry bud, I can't do they we pinky promised not to tell where they are
Makoto: This is hopeless
Fatboy: Listen Nigga, these Koopa Fucks tryna flex on me, my bois, my money, and my shoes so you betta find me dem turtles or Imma have to invest into your funeral
the Canadian Omniverse scared to be overtaken by Fatboy's overwhelming negativity gives up the Turtle Gang in shackles to the Bois*
Fatboy: We eating good tonight bois
Mark: Give me that Girl Koopa, Papa Mark is gonna have a good time tonight boy
Mark calls someone on the phone and goes to his tent setup*
MD: Well bois now that the Turtle Gang is gone we have to deal with a new problem
Jimbo: What is it Faggot Jew
MD: We gonna take on the Omniment
Rye: You crazy, there too strong, how do you expect to do that
MD: First by assassinating Vice President Gru from Despicable Me then President Yeezy and then lastly, become a oligarchy and have Military Control of the whole Omnium
Peach: Let's do it I wanna to be ruler of something again
Chapter 9-Fruity Suspicions
Exterior:Fruit Bowl Omniverse
Interior: The Bois wake up in a completely different camp surrounded by the Fruit Army
Makoto: where the fuck are we
Fatboy: I got zero clue bruh, shit's wack
General Blueberry: We've intercepted your plans for control of the Omnium
MD: From who
Blueberry: From him
Bowser creeps out of the shadows*
Bowser: Never try to Shell Up to the Turtle Gang
Fruit Soldiers surround the Bois and inch closer and closer*
Blueberry: Any last words before we make you a fruit smoothie bitch
Rye: Yea I got one, where's Mark
Blueberry: Mark, who in the fuck is Mark
Mark crawls behind the Blueberry General and rips a bit of his neck off with his teeth*
Mark: The only person that touches me without my consent is my Doctor, never try and touch the bois while we sleep
The Fruit Soldiers horrified, all bow to Mark*
Mark: If you all wanna live your gonna answer to me, first get me the Pulpiest Strawberry you got here, give me a nice private room and a phone so I can call my friend
The Fruit Solders follow his demands and again Mark disappears*
Rye: So, Fruit Vros you gonna help us with a Military Take Over, so get in lines
All Omniverses connected to that Marrow Line or converted into a giant game of Civilization*
Rye: I'm need my fruit bois to conquer these worthless Omniverses
Blueberry: What am I supposed to do, you got me out of a job and all ripped up
Fatboy: Invest Money in Stocks my nigga
Makoto: How bout you invest in me Fatboy
Makoto and Fatboy have an affair on top of a giant Fruit Salad*
Mike-boi calls in to see if everyone is ok*
Mike:Is everyone ok, I heard you guys get picked up by Blueberry, Is Makoto alright
MD: Yea she's more than ok Mike-boi
Mike: Ok thanks for the update
everybody laughs at the meme that is Mike's Relationship*
Jimbo: Let's win this game of Civilization so I can beat up whoever the biggest minority in our settlement is
Peach: In time Jimbo, soon
Chapter 10-Recap
Exterior: Narrator's House
Interior: Someone completely unrelated to the story explains everything that happened in the events leading up to chapter 11
Narrator: Well, hello there, I didn't see you walk in, well take a seat and we'll go over the events leading up to the moment you will soon witness
Narrator clears his throat*
Narrator:Well Mark gets kidnapped, the boys try and save him with the help of Paul(2011), Lil' Boom drops a mixtape so hot it blows up an entire Omniverse and try to find Merchant Peach for info on the Turtle Gang
Narrator takes breath*
Narrator:Peach joins them on their Journey, Paul Dies, Mark Great Journeys, Mitchell Dylan doesn't wanna know what a Great Journey is anymore, Mike's Anime Waifu cheats on him with Fatboy and the Gang has just gotten enough resources and soldiers to take over the entire Omniment, now that we have all that outta the way let's get to the new shit your cravin
Narrator turns page*
Narrator: The Gang all sit for dinner to tell of what they'll do with the power they receive and who'll get what
(The Story now changes back to our heroes)
Fatboy: When I get that Power, I'm running a Money Factory nigga so I can help my bois invest for they futures
MD: When I get all that power I'm gonna get a bunch of thoties to do the dirty with
Rye: Are the thoties fat or ugly, Mitchell Dylan or both
MD: Vro why you gotta do me like that
Rye laughs at MD and flexes hard as shit on em'*
Rye: When I get all that power, I'm gonna buy all the games on steam and play them til' I die
Peach: Honestly I'm just gonna wear a dress and fuck Toad some more
Makoto: I'm gonna kill Mike so I don't have to tell him I ditched him for a Big Black Guy who has lots of money
Mark jumps through a window*
Mark: when I get all that money I'm gonna use it to buy young girls that I can do stuff to, the kinda stuff you have to go to therapy for
Jimbo: I think I'll be chief of police, so I can convect more Blacks than Whites
MD: Alright bois let's get it our first attack on the Omniment starts tomorrow when we wipe the VP out so flex on to bed so we can be ready to run up on em'
Chapter 11-Gru it up
Exterior:The Yellow House(minions painted that white shit yellow vro)
Interior: The bois dress as secret service minions to get into the Yellow House, the road to the VP is closing in on them
Gru: Ah my Minions, It's time to go to the embassy on Minion Island to make piece with the Purple Minions
Minion*unintelligible laughing and talk in a different language*
Gru: Yea your probably right if I knew what the fuck that meant, let's go squad
the bois dressed as minions manage to sneak onto the helicopter, Yeezy Force One, to go to the embassy on Minion Island*
the bois plan to act as a purple minions in the crowd and kill him in plain sight just like that nibba Jack Ruby did to Lee Harvey Oswald*
MD: Ight so who gonna pull the trigger on me
Rye: Dylan are you retarded obviously Mark
Mark:no Jimbo will and then he'll scream something racist and we can just call it a hate crime
everyone goes quiet*
jimbo precedes to kill Vice President Gru*
Jimbo: Your Nose is pointy as fuck you Jew
Jimbo (disguised as a purple minion)Gets shot by all the Yellow minions and causes a race war*
Fatboy: That was an asset well used
Makoto: Ight let's get outta here before we get some heat on us, I don't want the fuzz comin at me
Peach: Straight up, let's dip A$AP Rocky
Chapter 12-Papers, Please
Exterior:Minion Island, a short distance from the Race War
Interior: Vice President Gru is slain at the hands of Jimbo, after saying something racist to the Yellow Minion kind starts a race war which leaves our heroes in a predicament
Vector: Hey, you guys beat me to the punch, I'll fucking murk you
Fatboy: Who the fuck is you
Vector: I'm the original antagonist from Despicable Me bud, and you just step on the wrong vector's toes bitch
Vector gives Minion Island authorizes the Gang's names and faces to capture them*
Vector quickly gets tackle by a security officer for also committing mass acts of terrorism*
the security officer stands up and shows his face, and it's Mike-boi*
Mike: Go bois, here's the fake passports you'll need to cross Minion Borders, I'll take care of Vector and someone else
Mike-boi kills Makoto after her affairs with Fatboy gets out*
Mike:As for you Fatboy, you owe me a new Waifu and a fat wad
The bois use the Race War as a way to sneak to the Borders*
Mark: I know someone at the borders, let me handle this
Mark approaches the Border Booth and hands them the fake passports*
Mark: can I speak to Lin-Lin
Border Patrol gets Lin-Lin for Mark*
Lin-Lin: oh shit it's you, where is your pink friend who got the backside
Mark: Lin-Lin I don't got time for this shit, me and the bois need help sneaking across the border
Mitchell Dylan realizes that Lin-Lin was the Vietnamese Woman from "The Great Journey" book*
MD: Swear on Yeezy you playin right now what the fuck
Rye: What's wrong Mitchell
MD: That's the Original Great Journey
Rye doesn't get the meme, after Mark and Lin-Lin talk for a little while longer and exchange tongues, the bois find themselves on the other side of the border*
Peach: Well bois, now let's get ready to flex on the Prez
Fatboy: Yea I need him wiped yesterday you feel me
Chapter 13-PSA
Exterior:A small bar on the Minion Island's border's edge
Interior:The bois celebrate the victory with Mike-boi after meeting up with him in a small bar, they toon into the news playing on the Omni-Station
TV:Breaking News, the Gang known as GB6 are held responsible for the assassination of Vice President Gru
Mike: GB6? I guess we got off clean
MD: Mike-boi, Glock Bois Six nibba, count how many people sittin here
Mike:Mitchell Dylan, Rye Bread, Mark, Me, Peach, and Fatboy, yea that's Six, but who called us the Glock Bois Six
MD: Veebba, I called in and told those Ass Clowns the Gang Name
Rye: Why would you do that
MD: I ain't flexing on the VP and not gettin credit vro
Mark: The Fuck is wrong with you
MD: I'm tryna be Top Flexer, nobody goes unflexed
TV: Breaking News, we've tracked the GB6 to a Small Bar outside Minion Island
helicopter footage of the bar is put up on the tv*
Fatboy: Damn we getting run up on
Chapter 14-Greaser Night Battle
Exterior: Outside the Small Bar
Interior: The Bois see one of the helicopters descend to the ground and President Yeezy jumps out with a crew of his own Vector, Bowser, Shido, Liquid Snake and Monokuma jump out
Yeezy: You think you gonna Jack Ruby my boi Gru and get away with it, well GB6 I got my own crew of Glockers.
The bois look at Yeezy's Crew in utter shock*
Vector: Let's throw
Vector throws the first punch at Peach and everybody screams and picks there counterpart to fight*
Announcer: Let's see our match ups for tonight, We have Vector against Peach, Fatboy against Bowser, Rye against Monokuma, Mark against Liquid, Mike facing Shido and finally Mitchell going toe to toe with President Yeezy
The greaser night battle continues and the bois are in deadlocks, everyone throwing hard and no one budging until shit gets interesting, Mark slits Liquid Snakes Throat and hand to hand combat turns to a full on knife fight*
Fatboy: Ey Shell Nigga you gon invest in gettin Life Insurance, yo fam gon need it
Bowser: Ey fuck you
Bowser goes to shoot Fatboy buts accidentally murks Peach*
Fatboy: Ey fuck vro that's my fam
Fatboy and Bowser get into a glock battle both are fatally wounded*
MD: Aw shit it's ok Fatboy, the fam gon help you out
Mercy for Overwatch shots in and Summons Fatboy from the Grave*
(The fight continues for a couple long hours, the bois are in a constant struggle with them, and the fight starts coming to its final and finest moments)
Yeezy: Boi you can't tell me nothing
MD: I'm gonna make you touch the sky when I send you up there
Rye almost gets executed by Monokuma but hangs in with Mark's Help incinerating the fucker before he can land the killing blow*
Rye: Holy Shitballs, that stuff fuck was wild
Mark: He don't got shit on the bois
The fight getting more and more down to the wire, it narrows down to everyone to tired to fight, the bois and Yeezy's Crew to tired to fight sit and fire shots from across the empty lot, Yeezy tackles Mitchell Dylan through the bar and the final confrontation starts*
Yeezy: I just wanted you to know, never fuck with Niggas in Paris
MD: I don't know how you could…
Dylan pulls a Knife from his pocket as Yeezy whales on him*
MD: Be so Heartless
Mitchell Dylan rips a hole in Yeezy's Chest with the knife and rips his heart out, the bar gets quiet, the glockfire quiets and the fight stops, the bois have gotten their power and everything is good*
Rye: What the fuck did you do to him Dylan, Jesus Christ
MD: How could ya be so heartless, it's a fucking meme Rye, cause it's like the words to one of his songs
Rye:Well I guess we the law now let's start runnin this Omniment
Epilogue:
Mitchell Dylan, Mark, and Rye went on to run the Omniment and basically made it a worse version of North Korea
Fatboy started running a Omniment Loan Office where he help everyone invest in they futures
Jimbo was given a second chance at life when he was resurrected from his shallow grave and became a cop so he could falsely arrest minorities, and because Minions killed him goes to Minion Island once a year to participate in their verison of the Purge to kill as many of them as possible.
Mike-boi becomes an outstanding general fighting for the Omniment with his new waifu and second in command, Maki.
R.I.P.
Paul (2011)
Lil' Boom
Makoto
Peach