You know, these chairs Aizen chose for the Espada meeting room are well odd. Why on earth are the backs so high? Are the other Espada freakishly tall? Or am I just freakishly short? Mortified at this prospect I quickly glanced at Aizen who was sitting to my right at the head of the table. Nope, he also looks like a shrimp, so I must be normal sized. Inwardly I sighed. How awkward would it be for the new Espada to be a midget? I suppose it would be almost as awkward as the time I snuck a sip of Aizen's tea when I thought he wasn't looking.

Im my defence I only wanted to find out why the hell he loves the stuff so much, and as it is my venture gained me no knowledge regarding this. Although, I did discover that he was indeed watching me.

I have never been so scared in my whole life.

But I'm still curious. I really, really wanna get another sip, just to make sure it wasn't magical. Only problem is, Aizen refuses to drink his wondrous elixir around me anymore, so petrified is he that I will steal another illustrious sip from his dainty white cup.

Damn. I'm quite good at this over-dramatising descriptions shit. I think I'll challenge Szayel to a duel sometime. Speak of the pink-haired devil!

"Hey Sylus, how are you doing?" Szayel asked after politely greeting Aizen and pulling up an oddly proportioned chair. He proceeded to interrogate me about my body and training routine. I swear, he's been doing this ever since he…I dunno…birthed me? Created me? I'm not sure whether he's my friend, co-worker, brother or mother. Nonetheless, he is the only Espada I've had contact with in my 6 months here, mainly due to the fact that my "birth" had a few complications.

"Yo! New guy!" A creepy voice interrupted my thoughts. I looked up to see a giant spoon with an eye patch sitting next to me.

Ooooh. So that's why the chairs have long backs.

"Yo," I replied and gave him one of those really cool two-fingered salutes.

Just as the silence was starting to get awkward – okay, it already was fucking awkward. How could it not be when a creepy giant spoon guy is staring at you with a pedophile worthy grin? – the other Espada walked in.

"You are late," Aizen remarked.

"No, you're early," A voice retorted. I didn't bother to look who as I was too preoccupied with the Espada with the boobs.

Mrowr.

Aizen sighed. "Well, as long as you're all here now – " He looked around the table. " – we can go on to a very important matter. As you all know, we are down by one member since Ulquiorra defected,"

Suddenly a snort interrupted Aizen. Looking around, I saw that it came from the blue-haired brute sitting a few seats away from me. Aizen had told me all the names of the Espada before hand, but I can't remember them for the life of me. Although, I'm pretty sure this one must be Grimmjow. Aizen repeatedly told me to keep an eye out for him, as he'll probably try and fight me in the near future.

I quite look forward to it.

"So let me introduce you to the new Cuatro Espada - Sylus Serpta Delgado," Aizen waved 9 pairs of eyes in my direction. Or rather 8 pairs plus one for the weird guy shaped like a giant spoon. I smirked, trying to look cool. I don't think anyone was particularly impressed.

"I trust you'll all get along fine," I noticed Aizen look at Grimmjow as he said that. "Now, back to your duties,"

Everyone got up to leave - except the brute. He sat and glared at me. I think he was trying to intimidate me, or something. It wasn't working, but damn, he looked mighty cool while doing it.

I wonder if he'll teach me?

One thing you should know about me is that I laugh. Quite often. I mean this place is so boring, what else can you do? So, I laughed.

Grimmjow's face stiffened as if I had made the most insulting noise ever. Then, he stood up quickly and said to no one in particular, "Well well well, mystery already solved! This one's a looney just like Wonderweiss,"

Okay, that's just mean.

In a flash I pinned Grimmjow against the wall with my forearm pressed firmly to his throat. The shock in his eyes was brief as he covered it up quickly with a smirk, but oh, how I enjoyed every split second of it.

"What you gonna do now, looney?" He spat.

"Hmmm...Well I think I'm gonna - BOOP!" I yelled as I squeezed his nose before running away.

As I laughed myself all the way back to my quarters, I heard Grimmjow scream profanities and Gin Ichimaru laugh hysterically while saying,

"Man, I love that guy!"

Aah. It's good to be an Espada.