12.6.03

AHAHA! Your gonna want to kill me after this.

Thingy, Liquid pumber, Sock, Ape, Chemistry teacher, Beano  

            It was a fine day in the after life(It's always a fine day in my fics. ;) ), and it was silent in the offices for Tsuzuki was sleeping in his own drool on the desk. Being the moron that people want him to be, he was dreaming about the simple life like cake, puppies, Barbara Walters and sex with Barbara Walters. Suddenly and enraged Hisoka burst through the door screaming like a maniac.

            "GRAAAA HISOKA MAD! GRAAAA HISOKA SMASH!"

            Tsuzuki sprung up from his puddle mumbling "Mmm…that Walters chick has a fine ass…Oh hey Hisoka, what's up?"

            "I'm angry!"

            "Why's that?"

            "Well A.) I just realized that I'll forever be stuck in puberty! And damn it! I can't get rid of this hard on!"

            "Ew…well maybe we can fix that later." Tsuzuki said his face now all pruney from soaking in his drool.

            "Yeah…"

            "So whats B.?"

            "Oh yeah, and B.) I haven't been able to open this bag of cat food at home. Its really pissing me off."

            "You have a cat?"

            "Yeah I adopted him yesterday I just don't know how anyone could give him up he's so cute!"

            "Really? Maybe I can stop by and meet him."

            "Yeah you should."

            Suddenly Tatsumi walked by the door which Hisoka smashed to pieces. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DOOR?"

            "Oh hey dude, Hisoka smashed it up real good."

            "WHY? AND WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE TSUZUKI ITS ALL WRINKLY?"

            "I'm not real sure about that one." Tsuzuki said with a laugh.

            "I swear I'm taking this all out of your paychecks!"       

            "Why me?" Tsuzki asked.

            "Well…I'm not real sure; it's a way for me to vent my many frustrations with my unsaid love and lust for you. So I want to hurt you to make my life complete."

            "Hey Tatsumi-babe," Konoe said as he walked up to the secretary with a saddle an a school girl out fit, "Which do you feel better with? You can put this saddle on and act like my dirty pony, or we can use the schoolgirl outfit and I can have my way with you that way…I was thinking I liked the pony thing a lot better but it would put a lot of strain on your back."

            Tatsumi just stood for a moment still pretending he had some dignity, "Excuse me, I think I'm going to go shoot myself."

            Konoe then followed shouting "I guess it's the schoolgirl then? No matter I have the CUTEST padded bra for you!"

            Tsuzuki just cleared his throat for a moment, "Well we all know why he gets paid more…So how about we go open that cat food for ya?"

            "Good idea." Hisoka said, "Oh and by the way, you seem a bit unusual today…not yourself…"

            "Oh yeah…hmm…hold on…" Tsuzuki smashed his face into the desk a few times splashing in the drool he then looked up with a strange and perky face on. "OOHHH HISOKA-CHAN IS SOOOOOO KAWAII-DESU! AI SHITERU HISOKA-CHAN! INU-PUPPY LOVES HISOKA-CHAN 10 TIMES MORE THAN CAKE!" 

            "That's much better…" Hisoka said as the two walked out of the room.

T.B.C…

R&R kiddies.