Disclaimer: I don't own FOP! The characters belong to Butch Hartman, I'm just borrowing them for a fun non profit story.
Enjoy! Please R&R!
What's A Wanda?
Chapter 1 - Not So Smoothie
[Timmy and Cosmo are sitting in his bedroom with a range of fruits sitting next to a blender. Their eyes flick from the food to the appliance, and twinkle with excitement. Wanda poofs in looking very frustrated and tired.]
Wanda: (annoyed) Grrrrrrrr!
Cosmo: Bad day, lampchop?
Wanda: You don't know the half of it! That Jorgen said I need to get in shape, because apparently [imitates Jorgen] Ma puny fairy body iz not doin all it shood and this affecting ma magik. [back to normal voice] I need to train harder in order to improve my powers, apparently they're not reaching their full potential. Huh! The nerve of that fairy!
Cosmo: On the brightside, your Jorgen impersonation is great! If this God parent job collapses, you could always go into comedy!
Wanda: I'm not sure if you're trying to make me feel better or worse.
[The fairies are distracted by Timmy setting up the blender, but the lid is missing. He shrugs and begins inspecting the fruit.]
Timmy: (innocently) Hmm.....what should I do with all this stuff? What could I possibly make if I combined it all....
Cosmo: Panda pants?
Timmy: Panda pants?!
Cosmo: You know, pants for a panda, pandas' butts must get cold!
Timmy: Ummm yeah. But I was thinking more along the lines of...SMOOTHIES!
Cosmo: YAY! FRUIT-A-LICIOUS GOODNESS!
[Timmy and Cosmo begin to eagerly chuck fruits into the blender. Timmy is seconds away from flicking the on switch...]
Wanda: STOP!
[They look up to see why Wanda has disrupted their fun]
Wanda: You know I really hate to rain on your parade -
Cosmo: Then don't!
Wanda: (concerned) Ahem...As I was saying. I don't think that's a good idea Timmy, you haven't put the lid on the blender and when you turn it on the -
Timmy: (laughs) Wanda...Wanda...Wanda, have faith in me! I know what I'm doing! Relax!
Wanda: Timmy, I've had a really bad day and am not in the mood to argue. Please just listen to me about this, it's not a good idea.
Timmy: Maybe you're right. The outcome of what might happen next may be extremely irresponsible and immature...
Cosmo: But most likely HILARIOUS!
Timmy: He's right!
Wanda: Timmy - NO!
[Timmy flips the switch and sure enough, the fruity mixture is splattered all over the walls and all over Wanda, who happened to be floating in an unlucky spot at the time. Cosmo and Timmy blink for a few seconds before bursting into hysterical laughter at her expense.]
Timmy: (between laughs) You...you..look...like...a...a...giant smoothie!
Cosmo: And...and...the funniest thing about it is, you can't tell what's smoothie and what's your hair!
[This makes them laugh harder, apart from Wanda, who is anything but amused.]
Wanda: (through gritted teeth) Timmy...
Timmy: I think she said my name, but I wasn't too sure 'cos all the smoothie on her face slurred her words!
[Cosmo and Timmy laugh even harder. Wanda screams in frustration. Suddenly the laughter comes to a halt]
Wanda: TIMMY! I AM SO MAD AT YOU! You didn't listen to a thing I said, now your room is flithy, and look at me!! [she gestures to her smoothie covered clothes]
Timmy: (genuinely sorry) Wanda, I didn't mean to -
Wanda: No! STOP TALKING! It's my turn to talk! Even after this all happened you continued to laugh at me, not taking me seriously at all! WELL I'VE HAD IT MISTER!
[Wanda flicks her wand and she has cleaned herself up]
Wanda: I'm going to go calm down! Now you just think about what you've done!! I AM SO MAD AT YOU RIGHT NOW! I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU!
Timmy: But - But -
Wanda: No buts. I told you I'd had a bad day! But you just ignore me and do whatever you feel like. Please Timmy, for once listen to me! Now, Leave me alone!
[Wanda sighs in frustration and poofs herself into her fishbowl. Timmy bows his head]
Timmy: Oh man, I didn't mean to upset her. Will she be OK?
Cosmo: Yeah I think so. I've been married to Wanda for about 10, 000 years and she always gets mad at me.
Timmy: Does she always yell at you and then poof out, refusing to talk to you?
Cosmo: Errrr well she yells a lot! But usually she sticks around 'cos I always apologise before she has a chance to poof out. That's the trick, apologising!
Timmy: Apologise? But I can't! She won't even talk to me!
Cosmo: Well there's an important three letter word you just need. T-I-M-E. Give her some time then go and tell her you're sorry and you didn't mean to hurt her.
Timmy: (deadpan) Cosmo, that's FOUR letters.
Cosmo: It is? [counts on fingers], HEY! It is!
Timmy: But I don't have time! I just feel so bad for everything! If only she forgot all about it and then everything we would be OK....
Cosmo: What? You want her to suddenly forgot this whole nasty incident so you didn't have to apologise?
Timmy: THAT'S IT! Cosmo, your genius is showing!
Cosmo: [covers up body] Aghhh! Where? Where?!
Timmy: No that doesn't mean your - Nevermind. I have a wish! I wish Wanda forgot about everything so we could go back to being friends!
Cosmo: (wary) Are you sure about this? I mean, isn't it easier to just say sorry, that other magical 4 letter word?
Timmy: Actually, 'sorry' has FIVE letters.
Cosmo: It does? [counts on figures] Hey! Right again! Maybe you'll be right about this wish! Good spellers are usually smart people!
[Cosmo waves his wand. There's a poof of bright light. It makes Cosmo dizzy.]
Cosmo: Oh right. You're supposed to wear sunglasses when you do memory erasing wishes.
Timmy: (desperately) Did it work? Did it?!
Cosmo: I hope so. I did it alone though, usually I need Wanda to help out with these spells. I hope nothing went wrong like -
Timmy: (interrupting) Yeah, blah blah blah. Now where's Wanda?
........
[Wanda only poofed herself out of Timmy's room. She's in the hallway disguised as a picture on the wall. She didn't want to go too far away in Timmy came to apologise]
Wanda: Maybe I was too hard on Timmy. It's not fair for me to take my anger from Jorgen out on him....but he did ignore me when I asked him not to do something. And I'm mad at Cosmo for not supporting me! I'm just hurt Timmy didn't listen.
No....no, it was still unfair for me to yell at him. I'll go back in and apologise for yelling at least, hopefully he'll do the same.
[Wanda poofs herself back into the bedroom]
Wanda: Timmy, I -
[The wish suddenly kicks in. Wanda stops talking and drops to the ground. She sits on the floor, looking dazed and disorientated]
Timmy: There you are! [cockily] Are you still mad at me?
Wanda: No, of course not.
Timmy: Hahaha! Cosmo, it worked! What a cool wish.
Wanda: Why would I be mad at you when I have no idea who you are?
Cosmo: (confused) Wanda...?
Wanda: What's a Wanda?
Cosmo: A wrestling move!
Timmy: Uh oh.
.........
Enjoy! Please R&R!
What's A Wanda?
Chapter 1 - Not So Smoothie
[Timmy and Cosmo are sitting in his bedroom with a range of fruits sitting next to a blender. Their eyes flick from the food to the appliance, and twinkle with excitement. Wanda poofs in looking very frustrated and tired.]
Wanda: (annoyed) Grrrrrrrr!
Cosmo: Bad day, lampchop?
Wanda: You don't know the half of it! That Jorgen said I need to get in shape, because apparently [imitates Jorgen] Ma puny fairy body iz not doin all it shood and this affecting ma magik. [back to normal voice] I need to train harder in order to improve my powers, apparently they're not reaching their full potential. Huh! The nerve of that fairy!
Cosmo: On the brightside, your Jorgen impersonation is great! If this God parent job collapses, you could always go into comedy!
Wanda: I'm not sure if you're trying to make me feel better or worse.
[The fairies are distracted by Timmy setting up the blender, but the lid is missing. He shrugs and begins inspecting the fruit.]
Timmy: (innocently) Hmm.....what should I do with all this stuff? What could I possibly make if I combined it all....
Cosmo: Panda pants?
Timmy: Panda pants?!
Cosmo: You know, pants for a panda, pandas' butts must get cold!
Timmy: Ummm yeah. But I was thinking more along the lines of...SMOOTHIES!
Cosmo: YAY! FRUIT-A-LICIOUS GOODNESS!
[Timmy and Cosmo begin to eagerly chuck fruits into the blender. Timmy is seconds away from flicking the on switch...]
Wanda: STOP!
[They look up to see why Wanda has disrupted their fun]
Wanda: You know I really hate to rain on your parade -
Cosmo: Then don't!
Wanda: (concerned) Ahem...As I was saying. I don't think that's a good idea Timmy, you haven't put the lid on the blender and when you turn it on the -
Timmy: (laughs) Wanda...Wanda...Wanda, have faith in me! I know what I'm doing! Relax!
Wanda: Timmy, I've had a really bad day and am not in the mood to argue. Please just listen to me about this, it's not a good idea.
Timmy: Maybe you're right. The outcome of what might happen next may be extremely irresponsible and immature...
Cosmo: But most likely HILARIOUS!
Timmy: He's right!
Wanda: Timmy - NO!
[Timmy flips the switch and sure enough, the fruity mixture is splattered all over the walls and all over Wanda, who happened to be floating in an unlucky spot at the time. Cosmo and Timmy blink for a few seconds before bursting into hysterical laughter at her expense.]
Timmy: (between laughs) You...you..look...like...a...a...giant smoothie!
Cosmo: And...and...the funniest thing about it is, you can't tell what's smoothie and what's your hair!
[This makes them laugh harder, apart from Wanda, who is anything but amused.]
Wanda: (through gritted teeth) Timmy...
Timmy: I think she said my name, but I wasn't too sure 'cos all the smoothie on her face slurred her words!
[Cosmo and Timmy laugh even harder. Wanda screams in frustration. Suddenly the laughter comes to a halt]
Wanda: TIMMY! I AM SO MAD AT YOU! You didn't listen to a thing I said, now your room is flithy, and look at me!! [she gestures to her smoothie covered clothes]
Timmy: (genuinely sorry) Wanda, I didn't mean to -
Wanda: No! STOP TALKING! It's my turn to talk! Even after this all happened you continued to laugh at me, not taking me seriously at all! WELL I'VE HAD IT MISTER!
[Wanda flicks her wand and she has cleaned herself up]
Wanda: I'm going to go calm down! Now you just think about what you've done!! I AM SO MAD AT YOU RIGHT NOW! I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU!
Timmy: But - But -
Wanda: No buts. I told you I'd had a bad day! But you just ignore me and do whatever you feel like. Please Timmy, for once listen to me! Now, Leave me alone!
[Wanda sighs in frustration and poofs herself into her fishbowl. Timmy bows his head]
Timmy: Oh man, I didn't mean to upset her. Will she be OK?
Cosmo: Yeah I think so. I've been married to Wanda for about 10, 000 years and she always gets mad at me.
Timmy: Does she always yell at you and then poof out, refusing to talk to you?
Cosmo: Errrr well she yells a lot! But usually she sticks around 'cos I always apologise before she has a chance to poof out. That's the trick, apologising!
Timmy: Apologise? But I can't! She won't even talk to me!
Cosmo: Well there's an important three letter word you just need. T-I-M-E. Give her some time then go and tell her you're sorry and you didn't mean to hurt her.
Timmy: (deadpan) Cosmo, that's FOUR letters.
Cosmo: It is? [counts on fingers], HEY! It is!
Timmy: But I don't have time! I just feel so bad for everything! If only she forgot all about it and then everything we would be OK....
Cosmo: What? You want her to suddenly forgot this whole nasty incident so you didn't have to apologise?
Timmy: THAT'S IT! Cosmo, your genius is showing!
Cosmo: [covers up body] Aghhh! Where? Where?!
Timmy: No that doesn't mean your - Nevermind. I have a wish! I wish Wanda forgot about everything so we could go back to being friends!
Cosmo: (wary) Are you sure about this? I mean, isn't it easier to just say sorry, that other magical 4 letter word?
Timmy: Actually, 'sorry' has FIVE letters.
Cosmo: It does? [counts on figures] Hey! Right again! Maybe you'll be right about this wish! Good spellers are usually smart people!
[Cosmo waves his wand. There's a poof of bright light. It makes Cosmo dizzy.]
Cosmo: Oh right. You're supposed to wear sunglasses when you do memory erasing wishes.
Timmy: (desperately) Did it work? Did it?!
Cosmo: I hope so. I did it alone though, usually I need Wanda to help out with these spells. I hope nothing went wrong like -
Timmy: (interrupting) Yeah, blah blah blah. Now where's Wanda?
........
[Wanda only poofed herself out of Timmy's room. She's in the hallway disguised as a picture on the wall. She didn't want to go too far away in Timmy came to apologise]
Wanda: Maybe I was too hard on Timmy. It's not fair for me to take my anger from Jorgen out on him....but he did ignore me when I asked him not to do something. And I'm mad at Cosmo for not supporting me! I'm just hurt Timmy didn't listen.
No....no, it was still unfair for me to yell at him. I'll go back in and apologise for yelling at least, hopefully he'll do the same.
[Wanda poofs herself back into the bedroom]
Wanda: Timmy, I -
[The wish suddenly kicks in. Wanda stops talking and drops to the ground. She sits on the floor, looking dazed and disorientated]
Timmy: There you are! [cockily] Are you still mad at me?
Wanda: No, of course not.
Timmy: Hahaha! Cosmo, it worked! What a cool wish.
Wanda: Why would I be mad at you when I have no idea who you are?
Cosmo: (confused) Wanda...?
Wanda: What's a Wanda?
Cosmo: A wrestling move!
Timmy: Uh oh.
.........