Rattata
A Pokemon Haiku
By Coli Chibi
Why are you glaring?
I'm hungry. I steal food from
Stupid travelers.
Raticate
A Pokemon Haiku
By Coli Chibi
Apparently I
Can swim. So why can't I use Surf?
Please give me some cheese.
Author's Note:
Why does the Pokedex make such a big deal about Raticate having webbed feet and being able to swim if it cannot learn Surf? What the heck?
Oh well. Reviewz plz!