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This is a rip off of everything and anything, starting with.............. the Rocky Horror Picture Show!
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Sometime, somewhere, driving in a car.
Johnny was getting quite bored on his trip, so he started humming to himself. Not really knowing where he was going, but being in a good mood he hummed, it got progressively louder untill he distinguished a tune and began singing at the top of his lungs "DAMN IT, DEVI I LOOOOOOOOVE YOU!!!!!" Johnny sang all his feelings out for Devi, seeing as he had nothing better to do and had left his Die-ary at home and had nothing to tell how he felt. After finishing a rather loud and actually decent song, he imminently let go of the steering wheel, letting his little gray car slammed into another one going the opposite direction.
"FUCK!!" he cursed. He got out of his car to see........
MEANWHILE in a car going the other direction.
Here we have Devi driving her car, trying to get home after a rather tense meeting with her new boss, Dan Vado at Slave Labor Graphics. This prick didn't seem as bad, she thought to herself. She reached for her a Fiz Whiz in her cup holder, but as she did so, she heard a loud screech, and before she realized what was happening, a loud crash-ey noise was made and she saw a rather familiar face in the other wreck in front of her. Oh no, she thought to herself, not HIM!! At least its not Zim. She had been talking to some little kid in a trench coat named Dib. He was at the Slave Labor Graphics building trying to prove that Rikki Simons was a Yeti.
Johnny got out of the car and went pale when he recognized the other driver. He was glad he hadn't brought Reverend Meat on this trip, for he knew he would never get him to shut up. He inspected the damage and realized that he would either have to pay for all this or............... but he couldn't. He just literally stated everything inside of him he knew about her in song. He sighed as she came out infuriated that not only was her car wrecked, it was in some ghetto neighborhood. She quickly came to her senses and unleashed herself from the grasp of her seatbelt. She climbed out of her car with her worst death glare and yelled "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?!?!!!"
Johnny paused to think and said "Why has the brain freezey lid forsaken me?" He pointed to a small red stain on his lap, that was only visible on every other stripe considering it was black and white striped, which was almost a given.
Devi looked at him and tried to conceal herself. She heard the oh-so fimilliar voice of Sickness say "You still like him, you cant deny it." She shook her head and looked an Johnny. "You lucked out seeing as my cell phone's battery is dead."
"Well, you can always go ask to use someone's phone. Look, their's a house right their," He bluntly pointed out.
"Your coming with me," She said grabbing Johnny's upper left arm and dragged him to the house they were right in front of. It was pretty odd looking, with the large tubes protruding from the sides and connected to the other buildings on the sides, the awkward color scheme, and those little lawn gnomes.
Devi rung the doorbell and a litte greed dog answered, screeching "HIIIYEEEEE!!" to greet the two.
Devi looked down at the dog rather startled by its green appearance and capability of speech. "Could we use your phone?" she asked.
"YEAH!!!!" It screeched. He lowered voice and asked "You wanna know why?"
"Why?" Johnny said, not noticing, or caring for that matter that a little green dog was talking to them. He had seen too much shit for this to even seem odd.
"BECAUSE YOUR LUCKY!!!! I'M LUCKY!!!! WERE ALL LUCKY!!!" the dog loudly screeched.
"We get the point," Devi said. "Can we use your phone?"
"Oh yeah!" He said leading the two into the house. The little dog, however was distracted by a taco that was laying on the floor. He immediately engulfed the taco and sat to watch the Scary Monkey Show on the large televison.
"What are you watching?" Devi asked, looking at the television with disgust.
"Scary monkey," he said, eyes glued to the television.
"Can you let go of —"
"GIR, HOW DID THESE STINK BEASTS GET IN THE HOUSE?!?!?!" A short green kid with no ears yelled at the talking dog now identified as GIR.
Devi actually granting Johnny's request let go of his arm. He stood up at his full height and laughed. "And who are you?"
"Well, you should.............. fear,
that my rein of doom is near,
and my Tallest had sent only me,
To do an Armada's duty,
'Cuz I'm a sweet Irken invader,
and Zim is my name,
if you don't obey me,
then you will suffer pain!
Soon you will obey my fist,
and as you can already see,
its attached to my Irken wrist,
you will obey it most likely
Muahahahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa," He finished with an evil grin. He looked at the two and asked "who are you?"
"I am Johnny, but considering I would like to use your phone, you may call me Nny. This is Devi," He said, pointing at her.
"I'M DANCIN' LIKE A MONKEY!!" GIR screamed, leaping out of his doggie suit and dancing. He leapt out of his suit as people in black in white outfits that looked oddly like animators from a certain animates series jumped from everywhere and began dancing along to the music that wasn't their. "LETS DANCE AGAIN!" GIR squealed as the dancers obeyed and they did it again and again and again and again until.....
"STOP THIS AT ONCE GIR!!" He looked at the people in his living room and said, "Come now, where I can per- I mean so you can use the telephone."
Johnny's instinct was not to trust the kid, and he whispered his suspicions to Devi, "Don't trust him, he's an alien."
"Oh, COME ON!" Devi yelled at Johnny. Zim just looked back at them as if THEY were the ones not native to this planet.
"Yes, come," Zim said, leading them to the trash can. He stepped into the trash can and invited them to stand in it. He held out his hand as to invite them in. Johnny looked in, seeing it was some type of elevator and thought to himself, what the hell, why not.
Devi was another story however. "I'm not going in their."
"It's not garbage," Johnny said. He further explained, "If you look in, it's an elevator type thing. I have one like this in my house."
Devi's eyes widened for a quick moment, but then she relaxed and said "Fine."
They went down the elevator and as they reached the desired floor, they stepped out and promptly, two large vacuums emerged from nowhere and tore their clothes off. Johnny and Devi were both left to their undergarments, Johnny in black and white stripped boxers, while Devi fashioned black silk everything (respectable, I'm not going to describe her underclothes you perverts,) while Zim laughed a diabolical laughter that could send chills up maybe a mongoose's, or five year olds (for that matter) spine.
"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM? WE ONLY WANTED TO USE YOUR FU(KING PHONE!!" His face was a bright pink, seeing as he never would expose himself this, especially in front of Devi. Apparently she felt the same and covered herself as much as she could.
"Quiet pathetic Stink Beasts, or I'll make my experiments much more unbearable then the tests of my new Doom machine!!" Zim shouted at the two tall people half naked before him. He realized that they thought this practice of stripping clothes may not be considered normal, so he quickly went to retrieve a set of black trench coats he had taken from a few of his test subjects. One in particular had red spiky hair and shinny oval glasses while the other was slightly shorter, heavily tattooed, and had a ring on his finger. He put their insides on the outsides.
"What is this Doom Machine?" Johnny asked, now curious as to what was going to happen.
"This machine is going to send a wave of DOOM across the world, and leave it for me to conquer! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
"But won't you be dooming yourself if your trying to conquer it, and hencefourth dooming all mankind but dooming your own plans as well?" Johnny stated this, staring Zim in the eye, trying to get the weird little green kid to give up and give him his clothes back.
"Your claims annoy me, like the Dib humans. He's not a problem anymore though, take a look!" He said, then went into his diabolical laughter as he spun the wheel of a door revealing Dib, frozen solid in a capsule.
Devi shrieked and then went to rant in a rage, "WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!?!!! HE'S A FUCKING FOURTH GRADER!!! LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS!!"
"May I tempt you?" Johnny asked, suggestively holding out a few knives for Devi to choose from.
Devi heaved a sigh and said, "Johnny, I doubt those will do anything to him. Look at him. He's got a little robot slave! He's more then likely armed with some type of self defense system."
"So right you are stink beast, and now I must show you how incredible my defenses are! Watch me as I release the Dib human and he won't be able to move an inch!" Zim walked over to a panel of buttons in front of a monitor and pushed a red one. He watched Dib snap into consciousness and attempt to run and laughed insanely as a robotic arm emerged from the mesh of wires above to grab Dib's draping trench coat. "See?" Zim looked around to see that Devi and Johnny had made a run for it.
On the topic of Devi and Johnny, they were both running around one of the basement levels, frantically trying to find a way out. Johnny managed to find Zim's storage unit in something resembling a closet, except it was huge and full of random things. Some were obviously alien technology, while some was just pointless stuff like a supply of squeaky pig toys. Their clothes were pointlessly tossed into a corner, strewn across a large plexi-glass taco. Johnny promptly changed while Devi hid herself behind a stack of boxes labeled "anal probes."
A few minutes latter, Devi emerged from behind the crates and asked "So Mr. My-house-is-just-like-this, how the hell do we get out of here?"
Johnny thought for a second then claimed "Right above us, theirs a tunnel and it should lead right out under the couch." After saying that, a little steel figure flew from the hole above, fell to the linoleum floor then screeched "GIMMIE TACOS!!!!!"
Devi looked at Johnny then said to the little robot in the sweetest voice she could find and said "If you bring us upstairs, we'll get you all the tacos you want, so just bring us up and into the room with the TV and we'll give you tacos, lots of tacos."
GIR smiled and grabbed both Johnny and Devi's ankles then rocketed upwards and through the couch, causing some injuries to both Johnny and Devi. When GIR dropped them on the floor, Johnny twisted his ankle while Devi had sprained her wrist. Nothing to serious, but enough to slow them down. GIR immediately went to the TV and began watching the Scary Monkey Show, completely forgetting about the promised tacos. "Lets go," Johnny whispered, leading Devi out the door. Seconds after stepping out of the door, they were trapped by lawn gnomes.
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That's it for the Rocky Horror Rip off part! Now review!! ^_^ Please?
This is a rip off of everything and anything, starting with.............. the Rocky Horror Picture Show!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sometime, somewhere, driving in a car.
Johnny was getting quite bored on his trip, so he started humming to himself. Not really knowing where he was going, but being in a good mood he hummed, it got progressively louder untill he distinguished a tune and began singing at the top of his lungs "DAMN IT, DEVI I LOOOOOOOOVE YOU!!!!!" Johnny sang all his feelings out for Devi, seeing as he had nothing better to do and had left his Die-ary at home and had nothing to tell how he felt. After finishing a rather loud and actually decent song, he imminently let go of the steering wheel, letting his little gray car slammed into another one going the opposite direction.
"FUCK!!" he cursed. He got out of his car to see........
MEANWHILE in a car going the other direction.
Here we have Devi driving her car, trying to get home after a rather tense meeting with her new boss, Dan Vado at Slave Labor Graphics. This prick didn't seem as bad, she thought to herself. She reached for her a Fiz Whiz in her cup holder, but as she did so, she heard a loud screech, and before she realized what was happening, a loud crash-ey noise was made and she saw a rather familiar face in the other wreck in front of her. Oh no, she thought to herself, not HIM!! At least its not Zim. She had been talking to some little kid in a trench coat named Dib. He was at the Slave Labor Graphics building trying to prove that Rikki Simons was a Yeti.
Johnny got out of the car and went pale when he recognized the other driver. He was glad he hadn't brought Reverend Meat on this trip, for he knew he would never get him to shut up. He inspected the damage and realized that he would either have to pay for all this or............... but he couldn't. He just literally stated everything inside of him he knew about her in song. He sighed as she came out infuriated that not only was her car wrecked, it was in some ghetto neighborhood. She quickly came to her senses and unleashed herself from the grasp of her seatbelt. She climbed out of her car with her worst death glare and yelled "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?!?!!!"
Johnny paused to think and said "Why has the brain freezey lid forsaken me?" He pointed to a small red stain on his lap, that was only visible on every other stripe considering it was black and white striped, which was almost a given.
Devi looked at him and tried to conceal herself. She heard the oh-so fimilliar voice of Sickness say "You still like him, you cant deny it." She shook her head and looked an Johnny. "You lucked out seeing as my cell phone's battery is dead."
"Well, you can always go ask to use someone's phone. Look, their's a house right their," He bluntly pointed out.
"Your coming with me," She said grabbing Johnny's upper left arm and dragged him to the house they were right in front of. It was pretty odd looking, with the large tubes protruding from the sides and connected to the other buildings on the sides, the awkward color scheme, and those little lawn gnomes.
Devi rung the doorbell and a litte greed dog answered, screeching "HIIIYEEEEE!!" to greet the two.
Devi looked down at the dog rather startled by its green appearance and capability of speech. "Could we use your phone?" she asked.
"YEAH!!!!" It screeched. He lowered voice and asked "You wanna know why?"
"Why?" Johnny said, not noticing, or caring for that matter that a little green dog was talking to them. He had seen too much shit for this to even seem odd.
"BECAUSE YOUR LUCKY!!!! I'M LUCKY!!!! WERE ALL LUCKY!!!" the dog loudly screeched.
"We get the point," Devi said. "Can we use your phone?"
"Oh yeah!" He said leading the two into the house. The little dog, however was distracted by a taco that was laying on the floor. He immediately engulfed the taco and sat to watch the Scary Monkey Show on the large televison.
"What are you watching?" Devi asked, looking at the television with disgust.
"Scary monkey," he said, eyes glued to the television.
"Can you let go of —"
"GIR, HOW DID THESE STINK BEASTS GET IN THE HOUSE?!?!?!" A short green kid with no ears yelled at the talking dog now identified as GIR.
Devi actually granting Johnny's request let go of his arm. He stood up at his full height and laughed. "And who are you?"
"Well, you should.............. fear,
that my rein of doom is near,
and my Tallest had sent only me,
To do an Armada's duty,
'Cuz I'm a sweet Irken invader,
and Zim is my name,
if you don't obey me,
then you will suffer pain!
Soon you will obey my fist,
and as you can already see,
its attached to my Irken wrist,
you will obey it most likely
Muahahahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa," He finished with an evil grin. He looked at the two and asked "who are you?"
"I am Johnny, but considering I would like to use your phone, you may call me Nny. This is Devi," He said, pointing at her.
"I'M DANCIN' LIKE A MONKEY!!" GIR screamed, leaping out of his doggie suit and dancing. He leapt out of his suit as people in black in white outfits that looked oddly like animators from a certain animates series jumped from everywhere and began dancing along to the music that wasn't their. "LETS DANCE AGAIN!" GIR squealed as the dancers obeyed and they did it again and again and again and again until.....
"STOP THIS AT ONCE GIR!!" He looked at the people in his living room and said, "Come now, where I can per- I mean so you can use the telephone."
Johnny's instinct was not to trust the kid, and he whispered his suspicions to Devi, "Don't trust him, he's an alien."
"Oh, COME ON!" Devi yelled at Johnny. Zim just looked back at them as if THEY were the ones not native to this planet.
"Yes, come," Zim said, leading them to the trash can. He stepped into the trash can and invited them to stand in it. He held out his hand as to invite them in. Johnny looked in, seeing it was some type of elevator and thought to himself, what the hell, why not.
Devi was another story however. "I'm not going in their."
"It's not garbage," Johnny said. He further explained, "If you look in, it's an elevator type thing. I have one like this in my house."
Devi's eyes widened for a quick moment, but then she relaxed and said "Fine."
They went down the elevator and as they reached the desired floor, they stepped out and promptly, two large vacuums emerged from nowhere and tore their clothes off. Johnny and Devi were both left to their undergarments, Johnny in black and white stripped boxers, while Devi fashioned black silk everything (respectable, I'm not going to describe her underclothes you perverts,) while Zim laughed a diabolical laughter that could send chills up maybe a mongoose's, or five year olds (for that matter) spine.
"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM? WE ONLY WANTED TO USE YOUR FU(KING PHONE!!" His face was a bright pink, seeing as he never would expose himself this, especially in front of Devi. Apparently she felt the same and covered herself as much as she could.
"Quiet pathetic Stink Beasts, or I'll make my experiments much more unbearable then the tests of my new Doom machine!!" Zim shouted at the two tall people half naked before him. He realized that they thought this practice of stripping clothes may not be considered normal, so he quickly went to retrieve a set of black trench coats he had taken from a few of his test subjects. One in particular had red spiky hair and shinny oval glasses while the other was slightly shorter, heavily tattooed, and had a ring on his finger. He put their insides on the outsides.
"What is this Doom Machine?" Johnny asked, now curious as to what was going to happen.
"This machine is going to send a wave of DOOM across the world, and leave it for me to conquer! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
"But won't you be dooming yourself if your trying to conquer it, and hencefourth dooming all mankind but dooming your own plans as well?" Johnny stated this, staring Zim in the eye, trying to get the weird little green kid to give up and give him his clothes back.
"Your claims annoy me, like the Dib humans. He's not a problem anymore though, take a look!" He said, then went into his diabolical laughter as he spun the wheel of a door revealing Dib, frozen solid in a capsule.
Devi shrieked and then went to rant in a rage, "WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!?!!! HE'S A FUCKING FOURTH GRADER!!! LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS!!"
"May I tempt you?" Johnny asked, suggestively holding out a few knives for Devi to choose from.
Devi heaved a sigh and said, "Johnny, I doubt those will do anything to him. Look at him. He's got a little robot slave! He's more then likely armed with some type of self defense system."
"So right you are stink beast, and now I must show you how incredible my defenses are! Watch me as I release the Dib human and he won't be able to move an inch!" Zim walked over to a panel of buttons in front of a monitor and pushed a red one. He watched Dib snap into consciousness and attempt to run and laughed insanely as a robotic arm emerged from the mesh of wires above to grab Dib's draping trench coat. "See?" Zim looked around to see that Devi and Johnny had made a run for it.
On the topic of Devi and Johnny, they were both running around one of the basement levels, frantically trying to find a way out. Johnny managed to find Zim's storage unit in something resembling a closet, except it was huge and full of random things. Some were obviously alien technology, while some was just pointless stuff like a supply of squeaky pig toys. Their clothes were pointlessly tossed into a corner, strewn across a large plexi-glass taco. Johnny promptly changed while Devi hid herself behind a stack of boxes labeled "anal probes."
A few minutes latter, Devi emerged from behind the crates and asked "So Mr. My-house-is-just-like-this, how the hell do we get out of here?"
Johnny thought for a second then claimed "Right above us, theirs a tunnel and it should lead right out under the couch." After saying that, a little steel figure flew from the hole above, fell to the linoleum floor then screeched "GIMMIE TACOS!!!!!"
Devi looked at Johnny then said to the little robot in the sweetest voice she could find and said "If you bring us upstairs, we'll get you all the tacos you want, so just bring us up and into the room with the TV and we'll give you tacos, lots of tacos."
GIR smiled and grabbed both Johnny and Devi's ankles then rocketed upwards and through the couch, causing some injuries to both Johnny and Devi. When GIR dropped them on the floor, Johnny twisted his ankle while Devi had sprained her wrist. Nothing to serious, but enough to slow them down. GIR immediately went to the TV and began watching the Scary Monkey Show, completely forgetting about the promised tacos. "Lets go," Johnny whispered, leading Devi out the door. Seconds after stepping out of the door, they were trapped by lawn gnomes.
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That's it for the Rocky Horror Rip off part! Now review!! ^_^ Please?