Identity Crisis

I don't own G Gundam (although how fun would it be if I did), I do own Miake (which is me), Kyoji may say he owns me but he LIES!!! MUAHAHAHA! Ok, on to the story.

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Rain: I made pancakes for breakfast!

Domon: That's nice, I feel like french toast though.

Rain: But I already made the pancakes.Allenby: Just eat the pancakes Domon.

Domon: NO! *leaves the house*

Miake: Whoa, what's with him?

Rain: He's PMSing.

Miake: Um, that's not possible.

Rain: Whatever.Later that day.

Domon: Kyoji, what are you doing here?

Kyoji: Living.

Domon: I can fix that. *draws sword*

Miake: AHHHHHH! DOMON!

Domon: What? I'm a little busy here.

Miake: You don't just go around killing your brother with a sword (although it's a nifty idea).

Allenby: Hey, Domon, you ok?

Domon: No. I'm not.

Allenby: Whats wrong?

Domon: Rain makes a crappy breakfast, Kyoji is alive and I'm just in my regular PO-ed mood.

Allenby: Ooookay.

Domon: *leaves*Allenby: Ya know what we should do?

Miake: Wha: Wasn't the shuffle allience coming for dinner tonight?

Rain: OMG! I forgot all about it. I bet I'll have to cook.

Allenby: Don't.

Rain: Why?

Allenby: Just don't.

Rain: OHHHHHHH! I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT!

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Back at the house (it really doesn't belong to anyone but who gives about technicalities)

Rain (as Allenby): I really don't like the blue-green hair.

Kyoji (as Miake): I look like a girl.

Miake (as Kyoji): And I don't.

Allenby (as Rain): I hate skirts.

AN: From now on, Rain is acting as Allenby, Allenby as Rain, Miake as Kyoji, and Kyoji as Miake

Chibodee: Hello Domon, Hellllllllllo Rain.

Rain: Hi-

Allenby: I mean Hi! How are you!

Chibodee: You're being awfully nice Rain.

Allenby: Yup.

Rain: *rolls eyes*

Sai Saici: Yo! Video games!!!! Allenby, I still have to beat you at that one game-

Rain: I'm not in the gaming mood.

Sai Saici: YOU LOVE VIDEO GAMES! Oh well, where's the grub?

Argo: Rain is cooking:

George: *face fault*

Domon: Allenby is helping.

George: I would hope someone was.

Rain: *facefault*

Miake: Hi.

Domon: Go away Kyoji.

Kyoji: Why?

Domon: Because-

Kyoji: I mean why should Kyoji go away, I mean like he didn't do anything *giggle*

Miake: You're making me sound like a ditz, I mean Miake's such a ditz!

Domon: *wondering why everyone is acting weird*

*everyone sits down to eat*

Miake: Yo, let's eat!

Domon: How muh time have you been spending with Miake, You're starting to sound like her.

Rain, Allenby, Kyoji: *facefault*

Miake: I-um, great chicken!!!

Chibodee: Yea, who made this chicken.

Allenby/Rain: We did!

Chibodee: Oh.

Sai Saici: I should have done the cooking.

Rain: It's NOT THAT BAD!

Sai Saici: Whoa, someone's on the defensive today *coughALLENBYcough*

Domon: She was hanging out with Rain and Miake, that would put anyone over the edge.

Kyoji: And is there like something wrong with Miake???

Domon: LIKE yes.

Miake: *trys not to swaetdrop*

George: What should we do with we're done eating?

Chibodee: How about we play truth or dare.

Miake: YEA!

Domon: Kyoji, you hate that game.

Miake: Hehe, just pretending to be Miake again.

Domon: *there is definatly something going on* I don't like truth or dare.

Rain: It's so GIRLY.

Allenby: Yea, it is!

Rain: I'd rather go around beating up people.

Allenby: But that's MEAN!

Rain: I like to bully people.

Allenby: I don't like to beat up people, I just like being NICE! I'm NICE to everyone except for Allenby becase I'm jealous that Domon really likes her better.

Miake/Kyoji: *sweatdrop*

Domon: What's your problems? And I like WHO better?

Rain: Domon likes--

Kyoji: C'mon people, let's not fight. Let's sing!

Miake: *thinking to self, he's a better me than ME*

Domon: What is with Rain and Allenby?

Sai Saici: I think sis is spazzing out.

Rain/Allenby: I AM NOT!

Miake: That's interesting though. I wonder who Domon REALLY likes better.

Domon: This is going to end up NOT good.

Chibodee: Who cares, it'll be funny.

Argo: It would be.

George: No offense but you NEVER think anything is funny.

Argo: When Domon told Rain he loved her, that was funny. She's more of a drill sergent than Nastasha.

Rain: What?

Allenby: Since when do you stand up for ME Allenby?

Domon: This is too weird. There is definatly something going on here.

Rain: So you do like me better RIGHT?

Allenby: So you do like me better RIGHT?

Domon: I don't like anyone because you're all annoying the crap out of me.

Miake: HAH!

Domon: And Kyoji is laughing too much.

Miake: Sorry.

Kyoji: I think Domon likes me better.

Domon: MIAKE! I have absolutly NO intrest in you.

Kyoji: Really?

Domon: You're insane. You listen to heavy metal at 2:00am, you DON'T SLEEP, and you are on a constant sugar high.

Kyoji: So?

Miake: *blushing*

Domon: Why are you blushing?

Miake: Uh, um, uh I LIKE MIAKE!

Kyoji: *LARGE sweatdrop* *thinking to self-she's screwing up my life*

Domon: That explains why you're talking like her.

Kyoji: I like Kyoji.

Rain/Allenby: *Cracking up*

Domon: What's so funny.

Sai Saici: Um, bro, I think there's something seriously wrong here. ARE YOU ALL BLIND?!

Domon: What?

Sai Saici: MIAKE HAS BANGS! She never has bangs and it looks like Kyoji's hairline is receding. Miake is pretending to be Kyoji and Kyoji is pretending to be Miake!

Domon: MY BROTHER IS A CROSS DRESSER?

(Kyoji and Miake are back to themselves*

Kyoji: It' was all Miake's idea!

Domon: My brother is cross dressing...

Chibodee: Miake is too.

Miake: Yes, yes I am. I am a terrible person. *sarcasm*

Domon: So do you really like Miake?

Kyoji: I um, I'll talk to you about that later.

Miake: HEY!

Allenby: That was funny, I never would have guessed that Miake and Kyoji had switched places.

Rain: Hehe, yea! *terrible acting*

Domon: Hmmmm. Is Allenby dressed up as Rain and Rain as Allenby?

Allenby: Yes.

Rain: Yes.

Domon: You both can't act.

Rain: YOU TRY IT THEN!!!

Kyoji: I had it harder than any of you, I had to play a hyper insomniac!

Miake: I had to play...the guy I like.

Kyoji: *blushing* WHAT?

Miake: Wait, did I say that?

Kyoji: Yes.

Allenby: This is very disturbing. Miake, why do you always like the weird people, he gets himself posessed and taken over by the dark Gundam and--

Chibodee: Are you calling Domon NORMAL?

Domon: Yeah, are you calling me...wait, I AM NORMAL!

Sai Saici: I'm bored. Let's go do something fun. Like video arcades.

Domon: Ok.

*everyone leaves except for Allenby and Rain*

Rain and Allenby are themseleves.

Allenby: What's going to happen if you play games as me. Rain, no offsense but you suck at video games. You'll tarnish my reputation.

Rain: You think you're so good, why don't you play me once we get there.

Allenby: HELLO? I'M YOU! THEY'LL THINK YOU BEAT ME!

Rain: I could anyway.

*they run to catch up to the others, Allenby is once again Rain and Rain once again is Allenby*

Sai Saici: I love video games, hey bro can I bum a dollar?

Domon: Ask Rain, she keeps all the money.

Sai Saici: HEY SIS!

Allenby: Yea?

Sai Saici: Can I borrow 20 dollars?

Allenby: Sure *thinking to self, RAIN OWES ME*

Domon: I need some too.

Allenby: I don't have that much with me!

Domon: HAH, Rain's broke.

Rain: I have some money.

Allenby: Of course you do. Allenby, you always have money.

Rain: Although Rain you're very rich.

Domon: Whoa, since when we're those two such good friends?

Chibodee: I think they both drank too much.

Domon: Hey, how about if Rain and Allenby fight each other on the battle simutalor.

Rain/Allenby: *sweatdrop*

Miake: Yea, that would be fun.

Kyoji: Let's try to screw them up so Domon will figure out that they're switched just like we were.

Miake: Hehe, I'm so evil.

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What's going to happen when Allenby and Rain face each other especially now that Kyoji and Miake are trying to sabotage them. Stay tuned for Chapter 2.

Please review! Thanx a lot.