A/N: While I was digging though endless writing files I have on my computer, I stumbled across this one. And I was like "Hey, this might be decent enough to post!"

So enjoy the crappyness (is that a word?) that is my writing.

Disclaimer: If I owned Vocaloid, I'd be a lot wealthier.

A man clad in black, very similar to the office around him, picked up a phone on his desk. "03, please report to my office."

The automatic door to his office soon opened, and a woman with pink hair and black glasses stepped inside. She wore brown dress pants and a brown blazer with a black shirt underneath. She held a clipboard close to her chest, as if she was hiding what was on it.

"03, it's a pleasure to see you again," the man purred.

"Likewise, sir," was all 03 said in response.

"May I see that clipboard?" the man asked silkily, holding out a hand.

03 didn't hesitate to offer it.

The man took it and flipped through the paper attached to it. It seemed to be all reports on Krypton's recent robot models, or poll results. He stopped at a small yellow folder in the middle with the word 'Classified' stamped on it. The man opened it, and smiled at its contents. "Well done, 03."

"My pleasure, sir," 03 said with a bow.

"You are dismi-" The man stopped himself. These files…

"Is there a problem, sir?"

The man grinned, almost evilly. "03, I would like you to go undercover…"

xxxXoOoXxxx

Kamui Gakupo was in the Vocaloid mansion kitchen, watching Miku cook something that reeked of many things. Mostly leeks.

"And then you add some salt," Miku explained to an overly bored Gakupo. She dumped at least a cup of salt into the large pot. She continued to add many more things.

Gakupo glanced at the clock. Miku had been at this for about an hour. Her cooking could be tasty, but give her time and she would make something like… Gakupo looked back at the pot. It was bubbling and green. He was caught up in observing the odd soup, watching many things float in it; he was slightly surprised when a spoon was thrust at his face.

"Try it!" Miku said with a grin. Waving the wooden spoon in front of his face, she cooed, "I know you'll like it~"

Gakupo opened his mouth to respond, when the spoon was thrust into his mouth. He resisted the urge to spit it back out, and swallowed it.

"Well?" Miku asked.

"I'll be honest," Gakupo huffed, trying not to hurl at the aftertaste. "I wouldn't try feeding that to the others if I were you."

"Darn." The girl's teal eyes darkened with disappointment. They lit up when a girl with pink twin 'drills' on her head skipped into the kitchen.

"What'cha making, Miku? It smells yummy!" Teto squealed, her shoes squeaking on the tiles.

Gakupo watched as Miku offered the girl the concoction, and she slurped it down. Teto quickly asked for seconds, then thirds.

With an inward chuckle, he walked out into the living room. Rin, Len, and Piko were playing some card game. Meiko was sitting on one of the three couches, channel surfing. Lilly was leaning on the couch wearing a bored expression, her chin resting in her hands. And Kaito sat on the far side of the couch, eating ice-cream.

"Gakupo!" Rin yelled. "Say that I'll win!"

"You'll win," Gakupo said with shrug.

"HA!" Rin pointed at Len and drew a card from a deck of cards.

"That's not fair, Rin!" Len whined. "You told him to say that."

Piko just smirked. "You're just bad at playing this, Len."

"H-hey!" Len shouted. "Meiko, say that I'll win!"

"Piko will win," Meiko said, her expression not changing.

Piko drew a card, ignoring Len's protests.

And Gakupo turned to walk away, not bothering to ask what they were playing.

There was a knock at the door, and Rin and Len suddenly raced past him. "I've got it!"

Rin pushed Len aside and opened the door. She frowned and slammed it, walking away. "She wasn't the mailman."

"That was rude, Rin," Gakupo sighed. He strode over to the door and opened it. He opened his mouth she speak a greeting, but his voice was caught in his throat as caught sight of the woman at the door.

She had long salmon colored hair, and beautiful aquamarine eyes with long eyelashes. She wore an odd golden and brown outfit, and gold and brown headphones.

Gakupo thought she looked utterly beautiful.

"Hello, my name is Megurine Luka. Is this the Vocaloid Residence?" She asked calmly, despite the fact the door had been slammed in her face just moments ago.

Gakupo snapped out of his small daze and nodded. "Yes, it is. I'm Gakupo. Kamui Gakupo."

Luka laughed softly. "What an interesting name."

He simply shrugged. "You have a pretty interesting name yourself. Is it English?"

"Maybe," was all Luka said in response.

"Gakupo, who are you talking to? Is it the mailman?" Rin asked, walking towards Gakupo with an orange in hand.

Gakupo turned towards Rin, gesturing towards Luka. "This is Megurine Lu-" Gakupo cut himself off with a gasp, then whirled around to face Luka again. "You're the new Vocaloid! From Crypton!"

Luka raised an eyebrow and smiled. "Yes?"

"Nice," Rin laughed, punching Gakupo's back.

xxxXoOoXxxx

At dinner that night, everyone was induced to Luka. And she was showered with questions.

"What's your character item?"

"Is your favorite food Ice Cream too?"

"I love you hair color. Is it natural?"

"Are you single?"

"Can you play card games?"

"Why weren't you the mailman?"

Gakupo chuckled as he watched Luka's expression change from surprise, to confusion.

"Ah…" Luka stared, but the other's continued to ask questions like a storm.

Meiko stood up, clearly annoyed. "QUIET!"

Everyone quickly shut their mouths.

"Good," Meiko huffed, looking quite pleased with herself. "Now, let Luka answer your questions one at a time. Unless you want for me to show you how flexible you are?"

And Luka answered all of their questions, one at a time.

xxxXoOoXxxx

Gakupo opened the door to Luka's room. He had just finished the tour of the Vocaloid mansion, and Luka's room was the stopping point. "And this is your room."

Luka nodded slowly, stepping to the room. It was currently very plain; the walls were white, the carpet was white, the bed sheets were white, even the curtains were white!

"Well, good night I guess," Gakupo sighed, closing the door to Luka's room.

"Gakupo, wait," Luka called through the closed door, and then she opened it. She quickly hugged him, before returning to her snowy white room. "Thank you, Gakupo."

A/N: Sooooo... What do you people think? Who is 03? Why did Luka hug Gakupo? AND WHY IS MEIKO SO VIOLENT?

Pfft. I can't write decent threats to save my life.