Chapter 1:New Friends, New Enemies

Chris:Yo, Chris McClain here bringing you another exciting season of Total will be competing to win One Million Dollars! This season many, let's just say, different cast members will be joining us. One thing that will stand out is that most of them are animals, so let's meet the contestants.

Boat comes in carrying well known kung fu masters.

Chris:Here are our first six contestants, meet Po, Tigress, Monkey, Mantis, Crane, and Viper.

Po:OMG, I can't believe I'm on Total Drama. I'm so excited I could pee.

Tigress:Po, please don't go fangirl.

Monkey:Yeah,don't want to embarrass yourself on National Tv and all.

Mantis:Yeah

Chris:Anyways, here comes the next set of campers.

Boat comes in carrying 4 mutated turtles and 2 teenagers.

Chris:This is...

Raph:Shut up short stack we can introduce ourselves.

Leo:Really Raph..(huff) whatever, I'm Leonardo, these are my three brothers Raph, Donny, and Mikey and our friends Casey and April

Donny:Hello

Casey:What's up

Mikey:Sup cowabunga dudes

April:Hi everyone

Po:I'm Po, nice to meet you

Po shakes April's hand

April:Nice to meet you Po

Chris:Alright go stand over there with everyone else.

4 more mutated turtles along with five other animals hot off the boat.

Chris:Everyone this is Venus, Lorata, Talera, Amoly, Kayla, Mark, Ron, Miley, and Kyle.

Venus, Talera,Lorata, Amoly:Hi guys

Leo, Raph, Donny, Mikey:Hi girls

The others along with the 4 female turtles were a lioness (Kayla), a crane (Ron), a monkey (Mark), a viper (Miley), and a coyote (Kyle).

Kyle:Sup tho

Ron:That was totally unnecessary kyle.

Kyle:I was just trying to greet everyone like a boss.

Mark: Kyle, god dammit.

Ron:Well anyways I'm Ron, you just met Kyle and this is Mark, Miley, and Kayla

Mark/Miley:Hi

Kayla:(growl)

Kayla growled looking at glared at her.

Tigress:What I got something on my face.

Kayla:No I just didn't realize tigers looked so nappy.

Tigress:And I didn't know that lions looked like they've been in the mud all day.

Kayla:Why you little bi...

Chris:Hey, trying to host a show here.

Tigress and Kayla glared at each other as if they were trying to burn a whole into each others skull.

Chris:Anyways, here's the next batch of contestants.

Eleven wolves came up on a boat, ready for whatever anybody had to throw at them.

Chris:Say hello to Kate, Humphrey, Lily, Garth, Jack, Nickolas, Leia, Maria, Nichole, Mya, and Todd.

Kate:Hi everyone

Humphrey:What's up

Many hellos later

Chris:Last batch of contestants here

A boat playing music came up and docked. 6 humans and 2 animals stepped upon the dock.

Christian:What up animals, how yall doing today.

Jahari:He's very energetic and...stuff. I'm Jahari, this is Zack, Tiffanny, Joshua and Riley.

Joshua and Zack:Sup

Joshua and Zack:Jinx

Riley:How's everybody's day going.

Tiffanny:That question was so original

Riley:Well sue me for not having an open mind.

Tiffannny:Whatever

Logan:Sup I'm Logan the lion.

Maria:If your a lion, then why is your fur green.

Logan:Oh, I accidentally spilled some chemicals on me when I was a baby but it didn't kill me. It blended with my body and turned my fur green and gave me the power to produce acid.

Humphrey:Seriously

Logan:Yep

Nickolas: damn

Leo:Who's the other guy

Logan:Oh that's Alex, he doesn't talk much.

Alex:...

Ron:Ooookaaaay

Chris:Now that's all 40 contestants. Everyone follow me.

Everyone follows Chris to the Cabins.

Chris:These are your will be sleeping in them for the next 5 and a half weeks.

Garth opens up the cabin doors

Christian:This place is dank son.

Chris:Well we wouldn't want you to be comfortable now would we.

Everyone gets questionable looks on their faces

Chris:Alright come on.

Everyone follows Chris to the dining hall

Chris:This is the dining hall where you will have three course meals everyday served..by chef.

Chef cuts a watermelon with a Machete

Zack:Can we please move on to the next place.

Chris:Sure

Everyone follows Chris to the Bonfire Ceremony.

Chris:Now this is the Bonfire Ceremony. This will be where many of you will be judged by your fellow campers. The team that loses the challenge will have to come here and vote off one of their teammates. Marshmallows will be given out to the people who are safe. If you don't get a marshmallow you would have to walk down the dock of shame and cat catch the boat of lovers and leave. And you can never come back ever.

Jahari:Soooo dramatic

Tiffanny:I know right.

Confessional

Chris:And these are the Confessionals,where you will be able to spill your dirty drama or if you just wanna get something off your chest.

Crane:So this is the Total Drama confessional. It's smaller than I thought and stinkier.

Riley:Oh, I hope I get to make some new friends

Kyle:Oh yeah I'm so gonna win this

Ron:I have a small case of claustrophobia

Nichole:What a bunch of losers, I'm so gonna win this season

Jack:I'm not really the rule-breaker, mean, backstabbing type. I'm the more serious, kind, trustworthy type. My siblings Nickolas, Maria, Nichole, Todd, and Leia think that I'm to soft but I'm capable of taking care of myself I am an alpha anyway.

Nickolas:Most likely I'm the favorite to wins. I mean come on I'm fast, strong, agile, and charismatic. What alpha wolf would you rather have win.

Kayla:I'm gonna win because I'm gonna

Tigress:Kick

Raph:Everyone else's

Tiffanny:Butt

Lorata:In this

Nickolas:F**kin

Nichole:Competition

Chris:Now to announce the teams

Humphrey:Wait I thought we would get to pick our own team.

Chris:Now would that be will be four teams this season.

Chris pulls out a sheet of paper

Team 1:

Tigress

Kayla

Tigress/Kayla:Dammit

Ron

Leo

Todd

Riley

Joshua

Amoly

Casey

Lily

Team 2:

Christian

Jack

Nickolas

Venus

Monkey

April

Maria

Lorata

Tiffanny

Logan

Team 3:

Po

Viper

Miley

Jahari

Alex

Humphrey

Donny

Nichole

Talera

Mya

Team 4:

Garth

Kate

Leia

Mark

Raph

Mikey

Zack

Crane

Mantis

and Kyle

Chris:Now I'll give you sometime to go around and explore because your first challenge starts in one hour.

Chris:How will the campers adapt to their new surroundings. How will Tigress and Kayla be able to get along now that their on the same team. And what challenge do I have in store for our contestants. Find out next on

Total...Drama...Island!

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