no
said Sherlock
yes
said jawn
lets compromise
but we dont have the THYME, sherlock
there is always time to twerk
always
sherlock twerked into a wall
the wall cried and ran away
jawn shook his head and ate a jar of jiggly jam, it was strawberry
just like the THYME they didn't have
but jawn we have all the THYME in the world after that case
sherlock gestured to the pantry, where all the jam of jiggles had been replaced by thyme
sherlock grabbed a bag of the plush pringles and complained about a lack of doritos/politely devoured them all at once. He had to multitask for lack of THYME.
but there was a lot of THYME
because it was only 12:06 why was 6 afraid of 7 because 789
sherlock tried to understand the joke and turned into THYME
he now lay scattered on the floor weeping softly into the warm floor of mr luthy's chest hair dirt
sherlock rubbed the hair dirt and sniffed it sensually jawn winked at him
;)
jawn then grew many chins
;)))))))))))))))) and brought status to his family instead of the SHAME that mycroft brought upon Sherlock with his incessant cake consumption
nom nom nom
said mycroft
eating a luthy dirt hair cupcake
youre fat
whispered sherlock
i know
whispered mycroft as he sashayed away
jawn sashayed up to sherlock and began to twerk
sherlock's booty felt the rhythm of the dance floor caused by jawn's quietly
pulsating buttocks
jawn's buttocks pulsated in time to the music
thump thump thump here comes peter cottontail hopping down the bunny trail
im not your housekeeper said ms hudson holding a plate of TACOS
I love TACOS
said sherlock
me too
said moriarty from inside of sherlocks TACO
that sounds like an innuendo said jawn wearily, still twerking in solidarity
sherlock ate the TACO
it is jawn
JAWN IS MORIARTY
~PLOT TWIST~
so twisty
like a churro
mmmm sherlock loves churros
IVE BEEN FOUND OUT
jawn shot himself in the mouth
NO JAWN
yelled sherlock
sherlock stuffed a churro in jawn's mouth to stop the bleeding
shhhhh
so absorbent, that churro is. Absorbing all the things. Including all the THYME.
12:20 whispered sherlock
churros
whispered jawn
more churros
mycroft is a churro
jawn ate mycroft
miaou
said zacharie
YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE
yelled sherlock
I AM ALREADY HERE
said Anderson
everyone just sort of looked at him
why is anderson there
why is anderson here
why are you anderson
why is he anderson
why is she anderson
why are we anderson
and in that moment i swear we were anderson
sherlock had to go to his mind palace to calm
I'm there too
whispered anderson in his fuzzy little ear
it was like a tiny kitten on the side of his head
it even sometimes would meow
because Sherlock's ear is Zacharie
suddenly the Batter bashed through the door with his bat
I NEED TO PURIFY EVERYTHING
he yelled
he grabbed Zacharie and threw him at the wall
miaou
said zacharie again
wot happened? asked gavin
HE THREW IT AGAINST THE WALL LIKE A WET PAPER NOODLE
screamed michael
NO LUCA NO
YOURE A MOTHER FUCKING CAT NO
zacharie miaou-ed again
and then it was snowing
that's not snow said the DOKTAh
it's ash
but zacharie and the batter kissed anyway
and it was hot
but it didn't really work because zacharie has a mask and the batter was kissing a mask but it was still hot
jawn was out of breath and still twerking
YOLO ray shouted
gotta twerk while i can
then everyone twerked
and everyone was happy
~fin~ (and jake)