"Action!"

"...Lussuria, I've been rolling for two minutes while you've preened yourself."

"Squ-kun~! You broke character~!"

"...Heeeh. What the hell is my character, anyway?"

"You~ are a paladin~ unicorn~ - "

"No. Hell no. Do not make me stab you, Lussuria."

" - ...Named Lacroix!"

"...You have no idea what your own movie is even about, do you?"

"Yes I do~!"

"...Grrr.."

"...Well...Not really."

"DAMMIT, LUSSURIA!"

"Oh well~! This movie shall simply write itself~!

"What about the mistakes thus far?"

"Never you mind. We'll simply edit them out in post~!"

"YOU DON'T HAVE A DAMNED CLUE AS TO WHAT THOSE WORDS MEAN, LUSSURIA!"

"I~ am the director~! I do not need to know the words that I say, I merely need to say them!"

"...Dear God, forgive me should I sin and kill this man."

"Action!"

"Still rolling, Lussuria."

"Character, Squ-kun~!"

"...Paladin unicorn noise."

"Excellent~!"

"Hey."

"Xanxus-sama~! How good to see you~!"

"Urk! Xanxus-sama, I'm so sorry, Lussuria would not stop whining until I held the camera, I'll get back to work right away - "

"...Give me a part."

"...What."

"I wish to be in the movie. You are going to put me in the movie."

"...Oh my God."

"Awesome~! So, Xanxus-sama, what part do you want to play?"

"What parts are there?"

"Oh...I'm so sorry, the only part is Lussuria-nee~!"

"Fine. I'll take that part."

"Wha~?"

"Heh. I think Xanxus-sama could play any part quite well, Lussuria."

"No~ no~ no~! I'm Lussuria! I am~!"

"Fine. We'll have an impromptu audition: Say 'fabulous'."

"No~! You both are so mean~!"

"Fa~bulous."

"Yup. Xanxus-sama has the part. Well, Lussuria..."

"Snff...Snff...I feel betrayed..."

"...You can hold the camera."

"Yay~!"

"Have fun. I have work to do."

"Now rolling, Xanxus-sam - I mean, Lussuria-nee~!"

"It was the best of dance parties, it was the worst of dance parties..."

"...We're out of our heads. All of us."