Voldy Moldy put Kreacher on creepy island. YOU STAY THERE STUPID ELF screamed Voldy Moldy. NO YOU SNAKEFUCKER FUCK YOU Kreacher gone. Apparated. Voldy Moldy spend afternoon crying. Now he need new partner. He goes to Slither In common room, to wake up Draco. WAKE UP BITCH Voldy Moldy screamed at the top of his very moldy lungs. WHAT YOU WANT Malfoy yell and stab voldy's red eye with mascara he was hiding under his pillow. YOU STUPID DEMON YOU WILL PAY I AM THE DARK LORD Voldy Moldy then took out his moldy dick and slapped Draco across the face. Draco then hit Voldy on his ugly bald head with his fabulous sparkly pink heels. WHAT IS GOING ON HEREEEEEE Snape was at the door. WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL VOLDY MOLDY AND BADBOY MALFOY. Snape grin across face. SNAPE, I DEMAND YOU SUCK MY MOLDY DICK. NOW. Voldy was getting impatient. Snape approach Voldy, took out page 394 out of his stale cloak and shoved it in Voldy's mouth. Voldy was so mad he accidentally bite his tongue and the black liquid poured and killed him.
NOW. DRACO. YOU NAUGHTY BIMBO BLONDE. Snape put his hand on Malfoy's face. NO STUPID GREASEHAIR, YOU FROM THE 70S BUT I'M A 90S BITCH. He then poured shampoo over snape and he died.
Malfoy report to fake gandalf. He enter his crib but the old goatfucker was jammin to Barbie girl and malfoy didn't want to disturb so he left. THE WOLRD IS A WEIRD PLACE thought he as he applied mascara to his lips.
HUHEUHUEHUHEHUUEHUEHEUE Harry the birdnest hair said as he put mine on floor. Draco stepped on it and hogwarts explode. Not even goatfucker could save them. Minerva then slapped Harry with Mrs Norris. NO YOU UGLY BAT LEAVE MY SEX TOY ALONE Filch was running towards her. Then they proceed to have hot passionate sex in the prefect bathroom. But no, hogwarts dead. So Harry hallucinated it, because he a kinky bastard.
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