A/N: Hey Carly here. This is the first time writing for Supernatural for either of us so don't be too hard on us. Just a warning this fic is only half serious, it's also very fangirly, so if you don't like that sort of thing just don't read it. Everyone else R&R

Vampires Won't Hurt You
Chapter One:

Dean and Sam Winchester were used to trouble. They'd grown up around it and had learnt that they couldn't always sort it out. What with Castiel hanging around all the time now as well they knew they had no chance of things ever settling down. Not that they would have anyway. Not that Dean particularly minded having the angel with them. White Women were becoming a problem. What was it with men and cheating? Not that Dean couldn't understand it. Sometimes you needed a little bit… more. Not that he would ever cheat. Not that he'd ever be in a long term relationship to be thinking about cheating. He mentally shook himself he needed to stop thinking in terms of 'not that…' and focus on the here and now. He looked ahead, not liking the here and now one bit.

The here and now consisted of one pissed off looking White Woman heading his way. Its long, skinny fingers were outstretched towards him. He let it come, planning on fighting it when it was close enough. He found it came quicker than expected and before he was really clear what was happening his arm was outstretched and he was fighting with all his might to stop the White Woman plucking his heart right out of his chest.

A whoosing, wind-like whistling noise appeared, distracted Dean, causing the White Woman to almost succeed in its task. 'Son of a…' he muttered and continued to fight it off. What was that noise? He shrugged it off, it wasn't important compared to the damn spirit that was trying to kill him.

The noise was in fact the materialisation of a purple box, about the size of a 1950s British police call box. A short girl who was in her early 20s stepped out and screamed 'DEAN!' in horror. She rushed over to him and rugby-tackled the spirit off of him onto the floor, screaming endless abuse at it. Most of her screams were illegible but Dean caught 'Hands off, bitch' and couldn't help but smile to himself. She then stood up, glaring at the spirit 'I'm gonna burn your bloody corpse I swear' she muttered, before turning to Dean and smiling. 'Hi!' she said excitedly. 'I'm Annie, it's a pleasure to finally really meet you.'

'Why, hello there' Dean replied. 'I'm Dean Winchester, nice to meet you Annie.' He looked at where the spirit had been – and no longer was – before coughing slightly embarrassedly 'ahem, about that' he nodded in the general direction of where Annie had landed 'I would've been fine, you know. I've got out of much worse situations'

Annie smiled sweetly 'I know you would've. I know all about you Dean Winchester' she told him. Normally he would've been on guard, but he knew this wasn't a threat. 'So this is the point where you're probably wondering who I am, how I know you and what the hell is going on?'

'Pretty much, yeah' Dean replied.

'We travel, me and my friends, in this box. It's called the TARDIS, it's bigger on the inside, don't ask me to explain the science of that. No one understands it' Annie replied. 'We were on a road trip in space and time, found ourselves in the neighbourhood and thought we'd drop in. And here we are'

'We?' Dean repeated.

Annie looked around 'Dammit. I'll be right back' she said and disappeared into the box. When she returned she was followed by 4 other girls all around her age. Two looked extremely confused, the other two looked as excited as the first were confused. 'This is Paula and Maple. They've never seen—read Supernatural' Annie corrected herself to stop this seeming particularly out of the ordinary. Even though with anyone remotely related to the RRA it was bound to be completely out of the ordinary. She moved on to gesture at the excited to 'And this is Luci and Josie'

Neither looked impressed, and Luci spoke first 'Wrong brother'

'Yeah where's Sammy?' Josie asked.

Dean raised an eyebrow while Annie turned to look at them in horror. 'What the hell is wrong with you? Dean is clearly the better brother I mean just look at him'

Dean flashed Annie a smile, he could get used to having her around. Then he remembered something 'Ok I don't mean to be rude but I have work to do'

Annie smiled 'Of course. Wait right there' she said and disappeared into the TARDIS, shouting as she did so ' Chris! Get the rocksalt and that blowtorch of yours, we got a corpse to find'

'Who's Chris?' Dean asked the remaining four girls.

'Our friend' Maple replied, simply.

'And he just happens to have rock salk and a blowtorch?' asked Dean.

Maple looked at the other girls, stifled a laugh and replied 'Why yes, he does. Doesn't he girls?'

Paula, Luci and Josie all nodded in agreement. The smiles in all three of their faces said they were fighting laughter and trying to look innocent. Something about innocence didn't sit right on any of their faces.

A few moments later Annie returned from the TARDIS followed by Chris, who was a… girl.

'Chris is a girl?' asked Dean in a mixture of horror and confusion.

'Well done, Dean,' Chris snorted in reply, 'I'm so pleased that you have such a firm grasp of the obvious.' And Josie, Luci, Paula and Maple lost their battle against the laughter. 'Anyway, Annie said there's a body to find' she pointed ahead with her blowtorch, 'shall we start looking this way?' she pointed in the opposite direction 'Or that way?'

'You don't even know the name of the corpse we're looking for, for all you know we're not even in the right part of town' replied Dean.

'Then tell us or lead the way but either way get on with it' Chris replied. 'I got myself an angel to find and I don't want to be here wasting time.'

Finding the corpse turned out to be quite simple really, and without an hour it was burnt and the city of Lincoln, Nebraska was safe from White Women once again.

'Can I see Sam now?' Josie asked impatiently.

'Sure' Dean said 'but you do know that as soon as you actually see him you're going to realise that I'm the better brother? Better looking, stronger'

'Egotistic?' Chris supplied for him.

'Big headed?' Luci added.

'At least Sammy isn't up himself' Josie concluded, sweetly.

Annie glared at the three of them before smiling at Dean 'At least I understand which brother is better' she said, linking her arm in his. Dean grinned and led them forward.

'He's ther-'

'SAMMY!' The scream came from both Josie and Luci. They both ran up to Sam and he automatically stepped out of their path. They changed direction, caught their balance and headed for him again.

'Dean any particular reason you've unleased crazy on us?' Sam asked.

Luci and Josie both stopped then and smiled innocently. Dean shrugged.

'I saved him from a White Woman' Annie supplied the answer.

Dean spluttered 'I didn't need saving. I was perfectly fine'

'Perfectly' Annie replied, with just a hint of sarcasm.

With the spotlight off of them for a moment Luci and Josie turned to each other. 'HE'S MINE!' They both screamed. They stared at each other for a moment. Josie got in first 'Get stuffed Luci he'll always be mine!' she told her. 'I had him first'

'Neither of us had him before now. We've only just met him' Luci pointed out, making Josie seem a whole new level of crazy. 'And he's mine'

'No. He's mine. I've been a Supernatural fan longer!' Josie replied. 'I know him better'

'Yeah right, you can't prove that' Luci replied.

'I don't have to. He's still mine' Josie replied, and Luci lunged for him. They both ended up on the ground, rolling on the floor in a typical cat fight, all scratching and hair pulling. Josie glasses got pulled off in the middle of it but that didn't stop her going after Luci.

'Fight! Fight! Fight!' Chris chanted. And after a while Paula joined in the chanting.

To the side Maple muttered to Annie 'Why are they fighting, he's' she gestured to Dean 'better looking.'

Annie nodded 'I know that, and you know that, but try telling that to them' Maple turned back to the fighting girls and shuddered at the thought.

'Go Luci!' Chris shouted, while Paula shouting 'Go Josie' they shouted 'Luci' and 'Josie' over and over and the girls continued rolling around the floor screaming about how Sam was hers and not the others.

'All right that's enough' Dean said after a while, but neither Luci nor Josie would listen to him. 'I said that's enough' he repeated. Still nothing. He turned to his brother. 'You try'

'Josie! Luci!' Sam shouted 'Stop it!'

They both froze and turned to him 'Say your mine and I'll stop' they both said.

Sam looked helplessly at Dean. 'What do I do' he mouthed.

Dean laughed 'Sammy, Sammy, Sammy. I never thought I'd see the day you had two girls fighting over you. What do you do? Go for it'

Paula rolled her eyes 'Is it any wonder you needed saving from a White Women?'

'I didn't need saving' Dean insisted.

Josie and Luci glared at each other before standing up. A look so intense that if it wasn't obvious they were friends the brothers would have been worried they'd actually kill each other. They both then turned and smiled sweetly at Sam who smiled nervously back. Josie picked up her glasses and sighed as she discovered that they were broken. with a shrug she pulled a spare pair from her pocket and put them on.

Annie looked sweetly at Dean. 'Don't worry, honey, I'd fight over you any day' she turned to the girls and said, not exactly quietly. 'Holy mother of all things holy!' As she spoke Castiel appeared but Chris was the only one to notice. 'That is one fine piece of man I definitely woud not mind getting a ride from'

'NO!' Chris practically yelled before tackling Castiel and clapping her hands over his ears, 'Preserve the angel's innocence, dammit!'

'oh look, Chrissi's trying to get a ride from Castiel' Dean said with a sly grin

Chris glared at him, 'One,' she growled, 'it's Chris. Two; Annie robbed me of my innocence with her jokes and I'm not letting that happen to Castiel otherwise he won' be able to get back into heaven. and Three,' she reached into the bag which no one realised she was carrying until this point, her arm going further into it than seemed possible for the size of it. After rummaging for a while she pulled out the encyclopaedia Britannica and hurled it at Dean's face, 'shut up.'

The book narrowly missed Dean's face and hit his shoulder, knocking him backwards slightly. 'Why you little…' Luci, Josie, Maple and Paula all stood in front of Chris, and while none of them looked particularly threatening alone, Dean got the feeling he didn't want to mess with all four of them.

Annie on the other hand knew them and wasn't afraid of them. She stepped forward, ignoring the wall of girls in front of Chris, and glared, if looks could kill Chris would've been in a vegetated state by this point. 'CHRISTIANNE! I SWEAR IF YOU SO MUCH AS THINK ABOUT THROWING SOMETHING AT MY DEAN AGAIN I'LL KILL CASTIEL'

Chris stepped around the wall and faced Annie, smiled oh-so-sweetly, 'you can't kill Cass, annie, he's an angel. Only an angel can kill another angel. And I wouldn't throw stuff at him if he weren't behaving like an idiot.'

'I'm not being that much of an idiot that you have to throw an encyclopaedia at me' Dean whined.

'This is mild to things she's done in the past' Maple told him, calmly. 'So don't worry, she obviously doesn't completely hate you'

'Yeah, if she completely hated you, this would be a million times worse' Paula explained. 'And believe me with us lot around it can always get worse'

The look of sheer horror on Dean's face reminded Chris and Josie while they'd brought Maple and Paula along despite their lack of knowledge on the brother and the angel. They smiled thankfully at their friends while Annie remained glaring at all of them

"mind you," Chris added, looking at dean, "I'd hate him if he took Cas to a brothel again."