Ron and Hermione
Year: Sixth year
Rons lips smashed into hers, as the crowd watched, cheering. Harry was laughing to himself. What a hypocrite, he thought, remembering the night when Ron yelled at Ginny for snogging Dean Thomas. Lavender was so enthusiastic, the way she kissed him, with utmost confidence welled up inside her like a balloon. Lavender had on pink lipstick (Which is all over Ron's lips by now) and bright purple eyeshadow. She looked like a clown. I can't believe Ron is still snogging her, its nearly been a minute, thought Harry.
Lavender had made numerous attempts to make Ron notice her, she smiled when he walked by, and squealed "Hi Ron" in such a high pitched voice you could barely hear her. Ron never noticed her until now. When she was eager to snog him.
Harry laughed to himself again, and turned around to see if Hermione was getting a kick out of this as much as he was, she wasn't. Her eyes were wide, and glassy with tears streaming down her face. She glanced at Harry, and dashed out. He could hear her suppress a sob on the way to the door.
He followed her. Harry forgot how much she liked Ron, and to see him snogging her roommate, must be heartbreaking. He followed her, she was picking up a pace. She ran to the astronomy tower, the quietest place in Hogwarts. Harry watched as she sat herself down on the cold steps. "You alright?" Harry whispered. "I'm fine Harry, why don't you just go back down there and join the party, I'm fine." She sobbed. "You don't look it." Said Harry "I thought Ron and I were going to Slughorns Christmas party together! But I guess he doesn't want to, he's too busy, snogging that... that... wretched buffoon!" Hermione cried on Harry's shoulder until she ran out of tears.
Hermione just started to gather herself up, when they heard giggling. The door burst open, and standing in the doorway was Ron and Lavender. They didn't see Hermione or Harry in the corner apparently. "I'm going to snog you senseless!" Lavender giggled. "I love you, Lavender!" Ron said in a joking fashion. Lavender and her tiny brain thought he meant it. "I love you too Won-Won!" Ron started snogging Lavender with so much enthusiasm and Lavender returned the favor.
Hermione's eyes flashed, she bolted towards Ron, wand in hand. They broke apart immediately. "Hermione!" Said Ron like he's never seen her before. "Yes Ron, me. The one you told you were going to Slughorns Christmas Party with! I guess you really do want me to go with McLaggen! Don't you! Your an arse, Ronald Weasley!" Screeched Hermione. "Oppugno!" She pointed her wand at Ron and tiny yellow canaries flew out of it, pecking every inch of skin they could find. "and I hope you two are very happy together." and with that Hermione stormed out of the Astronomy Tower, leaving Ron completely dumbfounded.