Where no ogre has ever been
Oscar the shark slayer and Sherk erotic fanfiction
Sherk was tired of his mundane life, he was tired of his ugly ogre princess wife and his ogre spawn kids, he often looked at the sea in the Cliff were Harry potter was on the 7 Harry poter movie.
He thought how cool would be live under the sea like Ariel before she got legs, and maybe in the sea he could find true love.
So one day he decided, he would live under the sea, so he make a contract with Hades from Hercules , he give his wife and children in return of a beatiful merman-ogre tail and the ability to breath under the sea and also talk and sing.
Sherk was so happy he could't belive it so he jump into the sea whitout thinking, he remembered he didn't know how to swim but he could breath under the wáter so he was alright.
Sherk went to the city to find a job, he wanted to be a shark slayer but he was to beautiful with his new merman-ogre tail so he became a model.
How Sherk and Oscar meet is a boring story but it was love at first sight and blah blah blah, i really hate you kelvin Lopez.
After a month Sherk and Oscar got married, Sherk tought that Oscar looked like the son of Will Smith and Jimmy Neutron. But he still love him. In fact that was a good thing for him. ;)
Thats what we will see in character 2 (never)
End of the first carácter
Dedicated to Kelvin Lopez that achievement of having 666 followers for hallowen made this possible, so is all his fault.
