So I bought myself a new computer and with it I decided to revamp Yoruichi PI …Again . On this Soifon's personality is a little OC at the beginning but she'll eventually revert back to her kind of normal personality. This one also won't have the large over-complex plot; it'll just be Soifon and Yoruichi solving crimes with Soifon coming to terms with stuff like bullying, her sexuality and homophobia. I'm not putting the genre as angst though, 'cause not I'm good with that shit. This story contains copious amounts of swearing and Yuri scenes so it's M! It's also set on the fictional island of Rukon like my last one was. Now that this story has three different Arcs in it I'm gonna put an Index with a breif summary what each case is, you may want to skip a case if you don't like it.

Index:

Case One: The Organ Stealer: Chapter 1-10. Basically an introduction case as Yoruichi and Soifon become close friends and eventual lovers. They find themselves playing cat and mouse with a dangerous serial killer who has affiliations with something much, much worse.

Case Two: Mastermind and Aizen: Chapter 11-30. Yoruichi and Soifon find themselves thrown into a massive conspiracy to steal a valuable item called the Hogyoku by the Governor of Rukon: Aizen. Whislt all this is happening a mysterious person called the Mastermind starts causing trouble and taunting Yoruichi and her friends, if that wasn't enough Juha Bach revealed himself as the leader of a strange secret society called the Stern Ritter.

Case Three: Millennium Items: Chapter 31-39. Yoruichi and Soifon are contacted by a strange man called Marik Ishtar to hunt down and collect all seven of the millennium items for a hefty sum of money but it doesn't turn out to be as easy as they thought as another secret society is after them and they unwittingly invoke the wrath of a very dangerous criminal.

Case Four: Yoruichi's Memory trouble/Holiday!: Chapter 40-46 Basically just a recovery from the Millenium Items thing. Yoruichi and Soifon decided to take the Oreint Express train ride and a murder happens!

Case Five: They came from Atlantis!: Chapter 47-56 a case partly written with user BloodyDemon666 it involves Yoruichi and Soifon playing cat and mouse with a strange pair of Siblings who are much faster and stronger than anyone they'd ever met!

Case Six: Battle Royale: Chapter 57-62. This is basically the Keyser's first move as the antagonist of the story and whilst Giselle continues gaining power and the Illuminati moving in on Rukon makes his first move all the more horrific.

Case Seven: Mystery at Merrick Mill: Chapter 63-70. Yoruichi takes a strange case in Montana where a man was killed inside a locked room. Time is running out as the killer had promised to strike again!

Case Eight: Castaway: Chapter 71-81. Soifon and Yoruichi decide to take a cruise holiday and their fun times are sadly interrupted by a missile hitting their Ship. They find themselves washed up at a beach in (what they thought) was a deserted tropical island. They soon discover they are not alone!

Case Nine: Big Trouble in even bigger Sudan: Chapter 82- ongoing. Hired to kill a crazed dictator Soifon and Yoruichi make their way into war-torn Sudan and things go from bad to worse as they have to dismantle a massive web of corruption and tyranny starting from the bottom.

[Story]

It always seemed to rain when Soifon was in a bad mood. This was often. She was only seventeen but she had to deal with very adult problems, some would say that; that's just the way it goes but jobless, penniless Soifon would just punch them in the face…and then steal their wallet.

The Seireitei was a crappy city to live in. The median between rich and poor was huge, with the hill just outside the city accommodating multimillion dollar condos and the other side of the city housing large characterless blocks of one bedroom flats. Soifon had lived in one of these for a few years after her father kicked her out for 'being in the way'. Recently, however, she'd been kicked out and now was homeless.

The gun in her pocket meant she could get some money, there was a liquor store nearby that was a prime target, Soifon's freerunning skill was unrivalled in this city and she could escape. Wrapping a messenger bag around her she stepped into the shop using a black and red chequered scarf to cover her face. She quickly checked if there was anyone else in the shop. "We don't sell to minors" The man boredly said

"Good" Soifon said pointing the gun at him "'cause I ain't buying, dickhead"

"Whoa" the guy said throwing his arms up.

"Put the money in the bag, you fool" Soifon said checked the door again. No one, but time was running out, she paced as the cowardly man fumbled with the money.

"Ha!" The man said pulling a shotgun from behind the counter. As quick as lightning Soifon grabbed the barrel of it before he could even point it at her and pulled it from his grip. She slammed the butt into his face and leapt over the counter. The man lay unconscious on the ground. "Don't the police tell you not to do stupid shit like that you clown?" Soifon said. She flung the rest of the money into her bag and leapt back over the counter just as someone was walking in. Soifon instantly recognised the uniform. A cop!

The green haired policewoman stared at Soifon as she leapt over the counter. On second glance she might actually be a stripper, what kind of self-respecting policewoman wore short shorts and a top that was practically bursting to reveal ample bosoms? Not missing a beat Soifon kicked a shelf full of whiskey bottles at the policewoman. She dodged the bottles, but Soifon was hoping for this, now the woman was out of the way of the door. She dived through the door and took a left.

It had stopped raining and the sun beat down. She turned down an alleyway, vaulted over a fence and kept running toward the street. Soon she'd be away; she wondered how much money she'd actually got. Just as she was getting out of the alleyway a fist swung in and struck her square in the face. The blow was so strong she was taken off her feet and knocked out instantly.

***Perspective change***

Neliel Tu Odelswanck was one of the police force's top cops! She stared down at the unconscious girl. She had moves but she was predictable. Nel had sat for a few hours looking at maps of the streets surrounding easily robbed stores and she'd devised escape routes. She'd guessed the girl would take this one and she wasn't wrong.

She frowned at the youngster. How old was she? Sixteen or seventeen maybe. Nel picked the girl up and threw her into the back of her car. Someone was going to jail...probably not; the government had come up with a new 'Scheme' to help damaged and homeless youths get back into normal society and judging by how this girl smelt she was homeless. It's likely this girl will be told it's either this scheme or Juvie, Nel liked that the government was trying to help the youths but this idea was a little iffy. She wasn't one to complain though, she wasn't a particularly nice person when she was a child but she'd been given a second chance and this girl deserved one too…probably.

***change***

Two days later Soifon sat in a courtroom wearing orange overalls. She didn't mind if she was going to prison, there they'd feed, clothe and give her a semi decent bed witch was more than could be said about that stupid alleyway. "We now gather for the people vs. Feng" The judge said. He was bored, Soifon could see it in his eyes, and she was just another speck of dust to be swept under the carpet. "So" He said staring at Soifon "You've committed a serious crime Miss Feng" he looked at his notes. "There are two options for a young lady like you. You can A: go to a Juvenile Detention Centre for one year and then spend another year at a correctional facility or you can B: or you can apply for the WISH programme"

"What's that?" Soifon asked

"WISH stands for 'Work Institutionalisation Security and Home' I think they just made it up so as its spell wish" He said gathering a few chuckles from the…lawyers "long story short, you'll be put back into school, given a room in a centre for troubled youths and we'll also give you a job"

"A job?"

"You may be unpaid it'll depend on your employer"
"Do I at least get to choose?"

"No" He snapped "you'll be given a job to do and you'll do it wither or not you like it or you'll be put into Juvie" Soifon thought about it. Perhaps it was the best way to go, an opportunity like this might never present itself again. "Very well" Soifon said "I'll take this WISH"

"Excellent" The Judge said "court adjourned"

Another day later Soifon stood with all her earthly possessions in a single duffel bag waiting for the 'Warden' of the youth facility to come and pick her up from the police station. All things considered today was an alright day. She had a decent meal and she even got to keep her spiffy orange overalls. A minivan pulled up beside her. A man with black hair and slight stubble looked at her "Are you Shaolin Feng?"

"Yeah" Soifon said

"Pleased to meet you" He said stepping out "My name is Shunsui Kyoraku"

"Hi there" Said Nel, Nel had been 'liaising' with Kyoraku on her behalf it was only fitting she'd wait with Soifon for Kyoraku…also to make sure she didn't run off.

After Kyoraku tried and failed to chat up Nel Soifon bid farewell to the closest thing she'd had to a friend in her life. She got in the passenger seat and sighed, would this chapter of her life be any better than the previous? "There are few 'rules' in the Kotowari Centre we only ask that you be in by ten and not to drink or smoke on the premises"

"Kotowari Centre?"

"Yeah" He said "My friend Ukitake owns this place, he really cares about the kids of today and you should be grateful, not everyone gets a chance like this"

"Yeah, yeah" Soifon said "typical adult thinking I should get down on my knees and worship the ground they walk on just for throwing me a bone every once and while"

"This isn't a joke"
"Strange" Soifon said "I didn't think I was laughing"

"Oh my" He chuckled "looks like you're gonna be a tough nut to crack"

"This is gonna be a long day" Soifon grumbled. Kyoraku drove through the sunny streets of the Seireitei. The weather was nice, recently it'd been stormy but today the weather was clear and comfortable.

"So Miss Feng"

"Just call me Soifon, everyone else does"

"Soifon" He said "you're seventeen, correct?"

"Yeah" She said "I turn eighteen in two months"

"For schooling you'll be put in 10th grade"

"Uh…isn't that for sixteen year olds?"

"Yes" He said "Unfortunately the courts say that anyone who skips school for more than a year should always be put into the year below them"

"This is why I preferred blighty"

"I noticed that accent, are you an actual American Citizen?"

"Yes" Soifon said. She'd grown up in South London but her father and brothers decided America had more opportunity and moved. She preferred Peckham at least there no one actually pretended to be anything better than an absolute scumbag. "I got my citizenship when I was fourteen, then my dad kicked me out"

"Why?"
"Dunno" Soifon said "Apparently it's 'cause I was blocking the TV"

"Were you?"
"I was outside playing with a stray dog I found" Soifon said remembering good old Lucky.

"You apparently have only one surviving family member left, is that correct?"

"Yes my big brother Shaozu, I don't know where he is, he left before I really grew up, my only regret about that is that he never took me with him"

"Such a shame"

"Shut up" Soifon snapped "you speak so patronisingly, it makes me wanna hit you"

"Apologies" Kyoraku said "I have little sympathy for people like you; I'm really just sticking with my friend on this one"

It took Kyoraku ten minutes to drive to the Kotowari centre. It would have been a lifeless grey concrete block of a building but the man who owned it, Ukitake apparently his name was, had someone paint and spray it with multiple different styles and paintings. It was an absolute mess but at the same time quite stunning. There was not a single square inch of grey stone, almost as if the owner was trying to say that there was no such thing as lack-of-character. Perhaps she was just reading into it too much.

"It's a mess isn't it?" Kyoraku chuckled "the first generation of boys did this, they're good kids…not one of them was able to keep a job so we just hired them to look after the place when Ukitake was ill…Ukitake let them stay on one condition"

"What was that?"

"That they call themselves the 'Buddies'" He chuckled "So when you speak to them make sure you call them Buddy Renji or Buddy Shuhei"

"Fair enough" Soifon said

"You're actually the fifth person to come here of the Second Generation"

"Second Generation?" Soifon asked as Kyoraku parked the van

"Yeah" He said "We had about five kids in our first five years of running the centre, now they all stay here permanently and help us take on the second generation"

"How many people will be staying here?"

"With you that'll make…" He visibly counted in his head "twelve people. Me and Ukitake five first generation and five second generation"

"Fair enough" Soifon said "what kind of jobs do they give us?"

"It can be anything, employers just come to us hoping to get some free labour, we usually tell them they can only hire them for six weeks unpaid and if they go any further than that the kid is either taken from them or they keep them on fulltime and paid"

"Alright" Soifon said "I suppose some decent work experience will look good on a CV"

"Now you're getting there" He chuckled locking the van after she stepped out. Soifon looked at the fence surrounding the complex. Kyoraku noticed this and laughed "can you believe this fence is for the exact opposite of what you're thinking?" He said "our kids do tend to rub people up the wrong way and often vandals come around to throw stuff at the building, the fence is to stop people breaking in. Hence the curfew, as the gates are locked at ten"

"I see"
"You don't do drugs or anything like that?"

"No"

"Good" He muttered "it was hard enough getting Hitsugaya off the damn amphetamines."

"Whoops" Someone said as Kyoraku stepped through the door.

"Ah sorry there Miss Shihouin" He said holding the door open for the woman who stepped out. She flashed a perfect smile at Soifon as she walked past. Soifon stared, whoa! Soifon liked to be a tomboy but this woman was pure in her feminine glory. Soifon shook her head. Ridiculous.

"Oh if I were ten years younger" Kyoraku muttered watching her walk away. "Come on, we might as well introduce you to Ukitake, I think he's still in his bed"

"That's a bit lazy"

"You'll come to regret judging this book by its cover" Kyoraku smiled "it's a cardinal sin to bad mouth Ukitake in this institution, not because he forbids it, the first generation would follow Ukitake into the depths of hell if he so desired"

"He can't be that brilliant" Soifon said scowling

"Sometimes I wonder if his generosity has a limit" Kyoraku said "it can get a little tiresome"

Inside was a large room decorated with posters, wall paintings, dart boards and TV's mounted on the wall. There were three pool tables, a couple of sofas in a corner and one of the walls had a long desk spanning its entire length, it had about ten computers on it. Another entire wall was covered with bookshelves laden with their namesake. There was another TV amongst the sofas, several different games consoles where attached to it.

"This is like the utility room" He said "most of the kids lounge around here after curfew" or they play Soccer or basketball out back

"Football"

"What?"

"It's not Soccer its Football"

"Now, now let's not split hairs" He laughed "every Sunday we have a big cooked meal with everyone by the table"

"That sounds nice" Soifon muttered.

"I know it's a little 'lame'" He said making quotation marks with his fingers. Soifon raised an eyebrow. "Come on" He said nudging her. "Just dump your bag there; I doubt you have anything to steal"

"Didn't your parents ever tell you not to make assumptions?" Soifon said dropping her bag.

"Ah Buddy Matsumoto" Kyoraku grinned as a massive chested woman stepped through a door labelled 'Staff'. She wore a blue polo shirt with a cartoon bear on it.

"Hey" She said "Is this the new girl?"

"Yeah" He said "Shaolin, she prefers Soifon though"

"Huh" She said leaning annoyingly close to her. She prodded one of her breasts with her finger "it must suck to have breasts that small"

"How do you run without knocking yourself out?"

"Oh, she's got fire" Matsumoto laughed "wait till the guys get their hands on you, they love fresh meat"

"Just go do whatever it was that you were doing please" Kyoraku snapped "She's joking of course"

"I gathered" Soifon said

"Ukitake is that way, come on" He said walking to another door labelled 'Warden'. They walked through the door and into a carpeted corridor that only had three doors, one labelled 'Fire Exit', one labelled Kyoraku and another labelled Ukitake.

Kyoraku knocked on the door and opened. Inside a young boy sat with his arms crossed scowling at a book and another older man lay in bed chuckling slightly. He watched a TV. "Kyoraku" He said smiling "and our new girl"

"Uh…hi" Soifon stared. She felt a little silly for thinking it was lazy staying in bed this late, this man was obviously ill.

"Hello there my name is Jushiro Ukitake, but you already knew that" He said "he's Toshiro…despite having similar names and looks we're not related"

"Howdy" Soifon said looking at Toshiro who ignored her. "Tsch" She tutted "Who d'ya think you're ignoring you little punk!" She snapped

"Calm down" Ukitake said. His voice was quite soothing. She huffed and crossed her arms. "Oh Kyoraku I bet you can't guess who's on-board with the employment"

"Shihouin?"

"Oh man" He said "How'd you know?"

"I saw her on her way out" Kyoraku said "Who's' she looking for Kira? Momo?"

"She says she'll take anyone we want to send" He raised an eyebrow "preferably a girl"

Kyoraku laughed "Did you tell her this isn't a brothel?"

"Yeah, I couldn't wait to pull that card" He said "She seemed shocked that I knew"

"We can just send Soifon" Kyoraku said "Momo's got that job at the hospital"

"How does that sound, Soifon?"

"Uh what does this Shihouin do?"

"Well…" Ukitake grinned "it's not the average job"